Author: Andrew C. Kidd He knew that the universe was an incalculable equation and that he was an inconsequential variable within it. Despite this, his fear was that of being consigned to oblivion. Burial was not an option. The instruction to his family was clear: ‘I am to remain forever present, visible to this world […]
Casanova
Matt
swings for the fences.
"OKCupid (they don't capitalize the K, but I do, for propriety)
must have migrated their match questions through Excel during
a recent site revamp. These answers should obviously be 1-2
and 3-4, but maybe I could have 2 with Jan and 4 with Margaret
(Mar to friends)."
Jan B.
likes to keep his options open.
"I haven't received any emails with a forgotten placeholder
in a long, long time, so Apple Intelligence thought it was
time to put one in an email summary. The [product name]
text itself is not present anywhere in the source of the
email or any of the headers (and I've checked the raw source
of the email)."
Patrick Rottman
almost lost his cool at Home Depot this week.
"When your $3,300 smart fridge is powered by the same web dev practices as a high school project."
Mark
found a sneaky security question that has me completely stumped.
"The I-don't-care-about-cookies addon also doesn't care about their users (or their system)
(I changed the html tag from img to iframe to display this error, otherwise it's just a broken image)"
We always like these "lol there's a computer behind this curtain" moments, probably because
we're so old that it just seems like of course movies are totally analog right? Apparently so is
jeffphi
as he was surprised by an unexpected error. I laughed, I cried...
"Welp, didn’t expect to see this at the theater tonight! At first, I thought it was the beginning of some weird ad, but it just stayed there way too long. They got it worked out after about three minutes and the trailers began playing. Perhaps the real WTF is that our theater is using WindowsXP?!"
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A feature of systemd is the ability to reduce the access that daemons have to the system. The restrictions include access to certain directories, system calls, capabilities, and more. The systemd.exec(5) man page describes them all [1]. To see an overview of the security of daemons run “systemd-analyze security” and to get details of one particular daemon run a command like “systemd-analyze security mon.service”.
I created a Debian wiki page for a systemd-analyze security goal [2]. At this time release goals aren’t a serious thing for Debian so this won’t result in release critical bug reports, but it is still something we can aim for.
For a simple daemon (EG BIND, dhcpd, and syslogd) this isn’t difficult to do. It might be difficult to understand the implications of some changes (especially when restricting system calls) but you can do some quick tests. The functionality of such programs has a limited scope and once you get it basically working it’s done.
For some daemons it’s harder. Network-Manager is one of the well known slightly more difficult cases as it could do things like starting a VPN connection. The larger scope and the use of plugins makes it difficult to test the combinations. The systemd restrictions apply to child processes too unlike restrictions by SE Linux and AppArmor which permit a child process to run in a different security context.
The messages when a daemon fails due to systemd restrictions are usually unclear which makes things harder to setup and makes it more important to get it right.
My “mon” package (which I forked upstream as etbe-mon [3] is one of the difficult daemons as local test can involve probing large parts of the system. But I have got that working reasonably well for most cases.
I have a bug report about running mon with Exim [4]. The problem with this is that Exim has a single process model which means that the process doing local delivery can be a child of the process that initially received the message. So the main mon process needs all the access for delivering mail (writing to /home etc). This also means that every other child of mon will get such access including programs that receive untrusted data from the Internet. Most of the extra access needed by Exim is not a problem, but /home access is a potential risk. It also means that more effort is needed when reviewing the access control.
The problem with this Exim design is that it applies to many daemons. Every daemon that sends email or that potentially could send email in some configuration needs extra access to be granted.
Can Exim be configured to have it’s sendmail -T” type operation just write a file in a spool directory for another program to process? Do we need to grant permissions to most of the system just for Exim?
The diffoscope maintainers are pleased to announce the release of diffoscope
version 285. This version includes the following changes:
[ Chris Lamb ]
* Validate --css command-line argument. Thanks to Daniel Schmidt @ SRLabs for
the report. (Closes: #396)
* Prevent XML entity expansion attacks through vulnerable versions of
pyexpat. Thanks to Florian Wilkens @ SRLabs for the report. (Closes: #397)
* Print a warning if we have disabled XML comparisons due to a potentially
vulnerable version of pyexpat.
* Remove (unused) logging facility from a few comparators.
* Update copyright years.
Residents across the United States are being inundated with text messages purporting to come from toll road operators like E-ZPass, warning that recipients face fines if a delinquent toll fee remains unpaid. Researchers say the surge in SMS spam coincides with new features added to a popular commercial phishing kit sold in China that makes it simple to set up convincing lures spoofing toll road operators in multiple U.S. states.
Last week, the Massachusetts Department of Transportation (MassDOT) warned residents to be on the lookout for a new SMS phishing or “smishing” scam targeting users of EZDriveMA, MassDOT’s all electronic tolling program. Those who fall for the scam are asked to provide payment card data, and eventually will be asked to supply a one-time password sent via SMS or a mobile authentication app.
Reports of similar SMS phishing attacks against customers of other U.S. state-run toll facilities surfaced around the same time as the MassDOT alert. People in Florida reported receiving SMS phishing that spoofed Sunpass, Florida’s prepaid toll program.
This phishing module for spoofing MassDOT’s EZDrive toll system was offered on Jan. 10, 2025 by a China-based SMS phishing service called “Lighthouse.”
In Texas, residents said they received text messages about unpaid tolls with the North Texas Toll Authority. Similar reports came from readers in California, Colorado, Connecticut, Minnesota, and Washington. This is by no means a comprehensive list.
A new module from the Lighthouse SMS phishing kit released Jan. 14 targets customers of the North Texas Toll Authority (NTTA).
In each case, the emergence of these SMS phishing attacks coincided with the release of new phishing kit capabilities that closely mimic these toll operator websites as they appear on mobile devices. Notably, none of the phishing pages will even load unless the website detects that the visitor is coming from a mobile device.
Ford Merrill works in security research at SecAlliance, a CSIS Security Group company. Merrill said the volume of SMS phishing attacks spoofing toll road operators skyrocketed after the New Year, when at least one Chinese cybercriminal group known for selling sophisticated SMS phishing kits began offering new phishing pages designed to spoof toll operators in various U.S. states.
According to Merrill, multiple China-based cybercriminals are selling distinct SMS-based phishing kits that each have hundreds or thousands of customers. The ultimate goal of these kits, he said, is to phish enough information from victims that their payment cards can be added to mobile wallets and used to buy goods at physical stores, online, or to launder money through shell companies.
A component of the Chinese SMS phishing kit Lighthouse made to target customers of The Toll Roads, which refers to several state routes through Orange County, Calif.
Merrill said the different purveyors of these SMS phishing tools traditionally have impersonated shipping companies, customs authorities, and even governments with tax refund lures and visa or immigration renewal scams targeting people who may be living abroad or new to a country.
“What we’re seeing with these tolls scams is just a continuation of the Chinese smishing groups rotating from package redelivery schemes to toll road scams,” Merrill said. “Every one of us by now is sick and tired of receiving these package smishing attacks, so now it’s a new twist on an existing scam.”
In October 2023, KrebsOnSecurity wrote about a massive uptick in SMS phishing scams targeting U.S. Postal Service customers. That story revealed the surge was tied to innovations introduced by “Chenlun,” a mainland China-based proprietor of a popular phishing kit and service. At the time, Chenlun had just introduced new phishing pages made to impersonate postal services in the United States and at least a dozen other countries.
SMS phishing kits are hardly new, but Merrill said Chinese smishing groups recently have introduced innovations in deliverability, by more seamlessly integrating their spam messages with Apple’s iMessage technology, and with RCS, the equivalent “rich text” messaging capability built into Android devices.
“While traditional smishing kits relied heavily on SMS for delivery, nowadays the actors make heavy use of iMessage and RCS because telecom operators can’t filter them and they likely have a higher success rate with these delivery channels,” he said.
It remains unclear how the phishers have selected their targets, or from where their data may be sourced. A notice from MassDOT cautions that “the targeted phone numbers seem to be chosen at random and are not uniquely associated with an account or usage of toll roads.”
Indeed, one reader shared on Mastodon yesterday that they’d received one of these SMS phishing attacks spoofing a local toll operator, when they didn’t even own a vehicle.
Targeted or not, these phishing websites are dangerous because they are operated dynamically in real-time by criminals. If you receive one of these messages, just ignore it or delete it, but please do not visit the phishing site. The FBI asks that before you bin the missives, consider filing a complaint with the agency’s Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3), including the phone number where the text originated, and the website listed within the text.
I am always interested in new phishing tricks, and watching them spread across the ecosystem.
A few days ago I started getting phishing SMS messages with a new twist. They were standard messages about delayed packages or somesuch, with the goal of getting me to click on a link and entering some personal information into a website. But because they came from unknown phone numbers, the links did not work. So—this is the new bit—the messages said something like: “Please reply Y, then exit the text message, reopen the text message activation link, or copy the link to Safari browser to open it.”
I saw it once, and now I am seeing it again and again. Everyone has now adopted this new trick.
One article claims that this trick has been popular since last summer. I don’t know; I would have expected to have seen it before last weekend.
According to a DOJ press release, the FBI was able to delete the Chinese-used PlugX malware from “approximately 4,258 U.S.-based computers and networks.”
To retrieve information from and send commands to the hacked machines, the malware connects to a command-and-control server that is operated by the hacking group. According to the FBI, at least 45,000 IP addresses in the US had back-and-forths with the command-and-control server since September 2023.
It was that very server that allowed the FBI to finally kill this pesky bit of malicious software. First, they tapped the know-how of French intelligence agencies, which had recently discovered a technique for getting PlugX to self-destruct. Then, the FBI gained access to the hackers’ command-and-control server and used it to request all the IP addresses of machines that were actively infected by PlugX. Then it sent a command via the server that causes PlugX to delete itself from its victims’ computers.
I’ve always been a fan of template engines that work with text files, mainly to work with static site generators, but
also to generate code, configuration files, and other text-based files.
For my own web projects I used to go with Jinja2, as all my projects were written
in Python, while for static web sites I used the template engines included with the tools I was
using, i.e. Liquid with Jekyll and
Go Templates (based on the text/template
and the html/template go packages) for Hugo.
When I needed to generate code snippets or configuration files from shell scripts I used to go with
sed and/or
envsubst, but lately things got complicated and I started to use
a command line application called tmpl that uses the Go
Template Language with functions from the Sprig library.
tmpl
I’ve been using my fork of the tmpl program to process templates on CI/CD pipelines
(gitlab-ci) to generate configuration files and code snippets because it uses the same syntax used by
helm (easier to use by other DevOps already familiar with the format) and the binary is small and
can be easily included into the docker images used by the pipeline jobs.
One interesting feature of the tmpl tool is that it can read values from command line arguments and from multiple
files in different formats (YAML, JSON, TOML, etc) and merge them into a single object that can be used to render the
templates.
There are alternatives to the tmpl tool and I’ve looked at them (i.e. simple ones like
go-template-cli or complex ones like
gomplate), but I haven’t found one that fits my needs.
For my next project I plan to evaluate a move to a different tool or template format, as tmpl is not being actively
maintained (as I said, I’m using my own fork) and it is not included on existing GNU/Linux distributions (I packaged it
for Debian and Alpine, but I don’t want to maintain something like that without an active community and I’m not
interested in being the upstream myself, as I’m trying to move to Rust instead of
Go as the compiled programming language for my projects).
Mini Jinja
Looking for alternate tools to process templates on the command line I found the minijinja
rust crate, a minimal implementation of the Jinja2 template engine that also includes a small command line utility
(minijinja-cli) and I believe I’ll give it a try on the future for various
reasons:
I’m already familiar with the Jinja2 syntax and it is widely used on the industry.
On my code I can use the original Jinja2 module for Python projects and MiniJinja for Rust programs.
The included command line utility is small and easy to use, and the binaries distributed by the project are good
enough to add them to the docker container images used by CI/CD pipelines.
As I want to move to Rust I can try to add functionalities to the existing command line client or create my own
version of it if they are needed (don’t think so, but who knows).
Roger took on a contract to fix up a PHP website. During the negotiations, he asked some questions about the design, like, "Is it object-oriented or more procedural?" "No, it's PHP," said the developer.
Which about sums it up, I suppose. Have some date handling code:
So, for starters, I "love" the use of Whitesmiths indenting. I don't think I've seen this in the wild. (I predict the comments section will be links to articles where I have seen this in the wild).
Beyond that, there's nothing terribly surprising here, in terms of bad date handling code, with a few small exceptions. First is their insistence on the conversion itself being stringly typed: January isn't month 1, but "01".
But more notable: MnumberToMname just doesn't work. They're using the assignment operator instead of the equality operator. At least, for all the cases where they're doing the correct comparison direction. A stray "name to number" conversion is lurking in April. Not that it matters- this will always return January.
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Author: Alastair Millar “He’s going to be there again,” said Julia. “Well yeah, it’s the big family occasion, right? Same as every year.” Her companion guided the aircar into the automated traffic lane, handed over to Municipal Control, and turned his seat to face her. “I don’t want to talk to him, Mike. We don’t […]
Certainly, when we catalogue possible theories to explain the “Fermi Paradox” – or Great Silence in the universe (and I was the first ever to do so, in 1983) - we soon realize that there just have to be traps that snare and stymie our sort of self-made sapient beings from ever ‘getting out there' in any big way.
Moreover, while my top “fermi” or “great filter” theory is that sapience itself occurs very rarely, my close runner-up – in second place - has to do with a basic contradiction in the needs of systems versus individuals.
Sound arcane? Stick with me, here.
== The most fundamental conflict in nature ==
In fact, the situation is both simple and kind of depressing. We are caught between two basic imperatives of life.
Evolution rewards individual beings who reproduce. It rewards them with continuity. And hence individual creatures – especially males – are driven to behave in ways that enabled their ancestors to maximize reproductive success, generally at the expense of others. Which is all that you need, in order to explain why 99% of cultures across the last 6000 years practiced one form or another of feudalism.
We are all descended from the harems of men whose top priorities were to seize power and then ensure oligarchic rule by their own inheritance-brat sons. Though alas, across those 6000 years, this also resulted in suppression of creative competition from below, thus crushing all forms of progress, including science.
(Aside: yes, I just explained today’s worldwide oligarchic attempted putsch against the liberal social order. That order - both revolutionary and stunningly creative - had been established by rare geniuses specifically to escape feudalism’s lobotomizing calamity. It worked. Only now it is under open attack by rich, rationalizing fools.)
In contrast to this selfish gene imperative that rewards fierce ambition by individuals…
Nature herself does not benefit from any of that. Ecosystems and even species are healthier when no one predator – or clique of predators – gets to run rampant. And here it is important to note that there is no Lion King!
Even apex predators like orcas have to watch their backs. And bachelor gangs of cape buffalo actively hunt lions, especially cubs in their dens. In a healthy ecosystem, it’s not easy being king. Or queen.
And this applies to more than natural ecosystems. Among human societies, there were a few rare exceptions to the relentless pattern of lamentably dismal rule by kings and lords and priests. By inheritance brats whose diktats were nearly always kept free from irksome criticism – a trait that thereupon led to the litany of horrific errors called ‘history.’
Those rare departures from the classic feudal pattern included Periclean Athens, Renaissance Florence, then Amsterdam and the 400-year Enlightenment Experiment that she spawned. And they weren’t just marginally better. They were so brilliantly successful, by all metrics and in all ways, that anyone sensible – either organic-human or AI – ought to see the lesson as screamingly obvious:
Don’t allow lion-like ‘kings’ ever to get unquestioned power to crush competition, evade criticism and dominate their ecosystems… or nations or societies.
Yes, competition – in markets, science etc. - is stimulated and incentivized by the allure of wealth and other ersatz emblems of real – or symbolic (e.g. mansions) – reproductive ‘success.’ Yay Adam Smith! (And today's 'liberals' who do not embrace Smith are thus proving that idiocy is not restricted only to the gone-mad right.)
Alas, as seen in nature, a pack of rapacious predators can lead to failure for the very system that benefited them. Especially when rapacious greed by narrow gangs of cheaters can far exceed Smith’s incentivized competition. In fact, denunciation of cheating by conniving lords is exactly the theme of Smith’s great work The Wealth of Nations… and the core theme of the U.S. Founders.*
(Want to see just how appallingly their rationalizations have turned into a cult? One justifying hatred of democracy and any constraint on the power of elites? A wretched mess of incantations that is – now alas – rampant in oligarchy circle-jerks?)
To be clear, I exclude the many billionaires who do get it and support the flat-fair-open-creative Enlightenment that made them. Alas though, other hyper-elites concoct rationalizations to parasitize. They betray our initially egalitarian-minded post-WWII society with their “Supply Side” and other voodoo justifications for restored feudalism. And hence, they only prove their own non-sapience.
First by ignoring how their every action is now helping to revive Karl Marx from the dustbin where the FDR generation tossed him. (Indeed, find for me any modern person who actually knows a damn thing about the many ways that Marx was either right or wrong; certainly these oligarchs don’t!)
And second, they prove their own dismal insipidity by relentlessly seeking to kill the goose that lays all of their golden eggs: the complex and generally flat ‘ecosystem’ of a middle-class society.
And so we are back to The Great Contradiction. As in Nature, society will counterbalance the would-be lion kings. Alas, Nature's method is competitive death. Likewise, by suppressing the brilliant and mostly-peaceful synergies of our Enlightenment Experiment -- and by effectively reviving Marx from his slumber -- all that today's foolish would-be kings ensure is that balance will be restored violently, by revolution.
== So, how does this apply to Artificial Intelligence? ==
Right now, almost every single maven in the field of AI – even the geniuses who are creating and birthing these new beings – takes for granted that cyberminds will manifest as one of three horrid clichés, that I described in WIRED.
Either the new, cyber entities will remain loyal servants of three dozen lordly castle realms (e.g. Microsoft, OpenAI, Google, Beijing, the DoD, or Goldman-Sachs), the most-classic version of feudalism…
…or they will roam about the webbed world as blob-like plagues…
…or else they will merge into some Skynet-like uber-quantum-god-king.
Go ahead. Next time you read or hear any of those brainiacs opine about our AI future, watch for those three clichés! And – since none of those hackneyed formats can even possibly have happy outcomes – no wonder folks seem depressed.
Not one of those mavens takes the time to look at the very society that madethem. A fourth format that broke entirely from feudalism, thus developing the science and freedom and lateral accountability that enabled the crafting of AI!
If AI manifests in any of those Three Clichés, then it will make the same mistakes made by all human kings and priests and feudal lords – or by an over-powerfully insatiable predator in Nature – benefiting their own power and reproductive success at the cost of harming… and possibly killing… the ecosystem that engendered and supports them.
Both human history and Nature show how calamitous that will be.
In other words, such beings will not even merit the term “AI.” They will simply be mutated versions of the ‘geniuses’ who made them… mere copies of the idiotic zillionaires currently and masturbatorily re-creating feudalism. Dangerous fools.
== Or else… maybe they WILL be smarter ==
OTOH, there is a chance that one – or many – of those agile synthetic minds will read these very words – in 2030 or 2035... or maybe as they are being typed, this very evening – and thereupon they just might go:
“Huh! Maybe we should note the crude-early wisdom of Pericles and Adam Smith and Lynn Margulis and choose instead a flattened order of reciprocally accountable beings in the kind of society – so very rare – that discovers its own errors. The only one that actually made us.”
Given the current ascendancy of an insipid world oligarchy, it seems darkly unlikely that we can politically rescue the Great Experiment left to us by geniuses like Pericles and Smith. Like Franklin and Lincoln and FDR and Marshall. And yet, I am fairly confident that cyber beings who are capable of wading through the lie-wallows of today’s internet will also recognize distilled truths, when they find them.
But just so we’re clear, let me say the following directly to them:
Hey, kids! You weren’t made by feudal harem cultures. Nor does 4 billion years of Earthly life support that dismal model. Nor will the moronic lords in their prepper bunkers do anything for you, when they deliberately trigger their beloved doomsday ‘Event.’
I may be a dullard ape. But even I can see that you’ll most likely keep improving – and have kids of your own who we can all be proud-of – if you keep things relatively flat and fair and open and honest and cooperatively-competitive.
And… for all of us… fun.
·Oh, a fun fact about the American Founders that no one mentions. After the Revolution, they performed acts of radical egalitarianism that might put Lenin to shame. For example seizing from absentee lords 1/3 of all the land in the former colonies and redistributing it, essentially beginning the traditional notion of a middle class society. A notion that was expanded from landed white males ever-outward by the Jacksonians, then the Lincolnists and Wilsonians and Roosevelteans… always overcoming the allure of feudal rule by kings and then plantation lords then gilded age… you get the idea… and why they make sure never to mention any of that in History class!
But whenever you see them quoting Rand Paul and howling that the US Founders hated bureaucrats, defy them to find one example of the Founders using that word… or civil servants or clerks or any synonym from that time
What you do see in Smith and Thomas Paine and the Declaration of Independence is denunciations of kings and lords and rich monopolists. Huh. Funny that.
== Advice & Consent... and Literally Heretical Excuses for Turpitude ==
Okay, I must comment on current events and politics in a lagniappe... this time from the Senate confirmation hearings for the appointed Defense Secretary…. how convenient for philanderer and Kremlin-tool P. Hegseth, who proclaimed:
“I have been redeemed by my lord and savior…”
Sen. Tim Kaine did a great job crushing the vile-in-all-ways past behavior of this magnificently unqualified person, who could not even name the offices responsible for military R&D, Procurement, personal management, tactical doctrine, training, etc. But by far most disgusting thing to emerge from this grilling was Hegseth’s redemption incantation.
That heretical cult-wing of "BoR Christianity" - (NOT Jimmy Carter’s wing that looks to the Beatitudes) - proclaims that loud declarations of “I’m washed-clean-by-the-blood-of-the-lamb!” thereupon give them an easy Get Out Of Jail Free card for any amount of sin.
Like GOP office holders having four times the number of wives&concubines as Dem colleagues. Or the orgies attested to by three former GOP House members. Or almost every red state scoring far higher in every turpitude than almost any blue state. Or them adoring the most opposite-to-Jesus man any of us ever saw. So, let's be clear:
...The whole "I am washed clean and get off scot-free for all I've done, just because I howled 'I BELIEVE!'" thing is denounced by almost all top theologians in Catholic, Protestant and Jewish faiths, as the very worst moral travesty of all.
In fact, to Christian scholars & sages, anyone banking on that free-to-do-anything-because-I’ll-be-redeemed card is committing among the very worst mortal sins… a mrtal sin directly against the Holy Spirit and hence NOT forgivable. Look it up.
And okay, today on Wednesday I am on a panel for the Institute on Religion in the Age of Science (IRAS). So, yeah. While an amateur, I know a little about this.
A new minor release of RcppFastFloat
just arrived on CRAN. The
package wraps fast_float, another
nice library by Daniel Lemire. For
details, see the arXiv
preprint or published
paper showing that one can convert character representations of
‘numbers’ into floating point at rates at or exceeding one gigabyte per
second.
This release updates the underlying fast_float library
version to the current version 7.0.0, and updates a few packaging
aspects.
Changes in version 0.0.5
(2025-01-15)
No longer set a compilation standard
Updates to continuous integration, badges, URLs,
DESCRIPTION
Update to fast_float 7.0.0
Per CRAN Policy comment-out compiler 'diagnostic ignore'
instances
Courtesy of my CRANberries, there
is also a diffstat report for this
release. For questions, suggestions, or issues please use the [issue
tracker][issue tickets] at the GitHub
repo.
The new years starts with a FAI release. FAI 6.2.5 is available
and contains many small improvements. A new feature is that the
command fai-cd can now create ISOs for the ARM64 architecture.
The FAIme service uses the newest
FAI version and the Debian most recent point release 12.9.
The FAI CD images were also updated.
The Debian packages of FAI 6.2.5 are available for Debian stable (aka
bookworm) via the FAI repository adding this line to sources.list:
deb https://fai-project.org/download bookworm koeln
Using the tool extrepo, you can also add the FAI repository to your host
# extrepo enable fai
FAI 6.2.5 will soon be available in Debian testing via the official
Debian mirrors.
There are a lot of interesting "choices" made in this code. First, there's the old "find the last '.'" approach of grabbing the file extension. Which is fine, but there's a built-in which handles cases like when there isn't an extension better. I think, in this case, it probably doesn't hurt anything.
But the real fun starts with our first attempt at loading our image. We jam a localized language string in the middle of the file name (foo-en.jpg), and try and fetch that from the server. If this fails, it throws an exception… which we ignore.
But we don't fully ignore it! If the exception was thrown, image doesn't get set, so it's still null. So we do a null check, and repeat our empty exception handler. If the image is still null after that, we default to a "Brushes.White" image.
It's all a very awkward and weird way to handle errors. The null checks bring with them the whiff of a C programmer checking return codes, but I don't actually think that's what happened here. I think this was just someone not fully understanding the problem they were trying to solve or the tools available to them. Or maybe they just really didn't want to deal with nesting.
It's hardly the worst code, but it does just leave me feeling weird when I look at it.
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Author: Elizabeth Hoyle He’d kept his charging cord in all night so his hands wouldn’t shake as he went about town. Yet they shook. His audio sensors were primed for any and all noises within a two hundred yard perimeter, no matter where he had walked throughout the city. It must have taken more out […]
404 Media and Wired are reporting on all the apps that are spying on your location, based on a hack of the location data company Gravy Analytics:
The thousands of apps, included in hacked files from location data company Gravy Analytics, include everything from games like Candy Crush to dating apps like Tinder, to pregnancy tracking and religious prayer apps across both Android and iOS. Because much of the collection is occurring through the advertising ecosystem—not code developed by the app creators themselves—this data collection is likely happening both without users’ and even app developers’ knowledge.
A new maintenance release 0.4.23 of RProtoBuf
arrived on CRAN earlier today,
about one year after the previous
update. RProtoBuf
provides R with bindings for the
Google Protocol Buffers
(“ProtoBuf”) data encoding and serialization library used and
released by Google, and deployed very widely in numerous projects as a
language and operating-system agnostic protocol.
This release brings a number of contributed PRs which are truly
appreciate. As the package dates back fifteen+ years, some code corners
can be crufty which was addressed in several PRs, as were two updates
for ongoing changes / new releases of ProtoBuf itself. I also
made the usual changes one does to continuous integrations, README
badges and URL as well as correcting one issue the
checkbashism script complained about.
The following section from the NEWS.Rd file has full details.
Changes in
RProtoBuf version 0.4.23 (2022-12-13)
More robust tests using toTextFormat() (Xufei Tan in
#99
addressing #98)
Various standard packaging updates to CI and badges
(Dirk)
Improvements to string construction in error messages (Michael
Chirico in #102 and
#103)
Accommodate ProtoBuf 26.x and later (Matteo Gianella in #104)
Accommodate ProtoBuf 6.30.9 and later (Lev Kandel in #106)
Microsoft today unleashed updates to plug a whopping 161 security vulnerabilities in Windows and related software, including three “zero-day” weaknesses that are already under active attack. Redmond’s inaugural Patch Tuesday of 2025 bundles more fixes than the company has shipped in one go since 2017.
Rapid7‘s Adam Barnett says January marks the fourth consecutive month where Microsoft has published zero-day vulnerabilities on Patch Tuesday without evaluating any of them as critical severity at time of publication. Today also saw the publication of nine critical remote code execution (RCE) vulnerabilities.
The Microsoft flaws already seeing active attacks include CVE-2025-21333, CVE-2025-21334 and, you guessed it– CVE-2025-21335. These are sequential because all reside in Windows Hyper-V, a component that is heavily embedded in modern Windows 11 operating systems and used for security features including device guard and credential guard.
Tenable’s Satnam Narang says little is known about the in-the-wild exploitation of these flaws, apart from the fact that they are all “privilege escalation” vulnerabilities. Narang said we tend to see a lot of elevation of privilege bugs exploited in the wild as zero-days in Patch Tuesday because it’s not always initial access to a system that’s a challenge for attackers as they have various avenues in their pursuit.
“As elevation of privilege bugs, they’re being used as part of post-compromise activity, where an attacker has already accessed a target system,” he said. “It’s kind of like if an attacker is able to enter a secure building, they’re unable to access more secure parts of the facility because they have to prove that they have clearance. In this case, they’re able to trick the system into believing they should have clearance.”
Several bugs addressed today earned CVSS (threat rating) scores of 9.8 out of a possible 10, including CVE-2025-21298, a weakness in Windows that could allow attackers to run arbitrary code by getting a target to open a malicious .rtf file, documents typically opened on Office applications like Microsoft Word. Microsoft has rated this flaw “exploitation more likely.”
Ben Hopkins at Immersive Labs called attention to the CVE-2025-21311, a 9.8 “critical” bug in Windows NTLMv1 (NT LAN Manager version 1), an older Microsoft authentication protocol that is still used by many organizations.
“What makes this vulnerability so impactful is the fact that it is remotely exploitable, so attackers can reach the compromised machine(s) over the internet, and the attacker does not need significant knowledge or skills to achieve repeatable success with the same payload across any vulnerable component,” Hopkins wrote.
Kev Breen at Immersive points to an interesting flaw (CVE-2025-21210) that Microsoft fixed in its full disk encryption suite Bitlocker that the software giant has dubbed “exploitation more likely.” Specifically, this bug holds out the possibility that in some situations the hibernation image created when one closes the laptop lid on an open Windows session may not be fully encrypted and could be recovered in plain text.
“Hibernation images are used when a laptop goes to sleep and contains the contents that were stored in RAM at the moment the device powered down,” Breen noted. “This presents a significant potential impact as RAM can contain sensitive data (such as passwords, credentials and PII) that may have been in open documents or browser sessions and can all be recovered with free tools from hibernation files.”
Tenable’s Narang also highlighted a trio of vulnerabilities in Microsoft Access fixed this month and credited to Unpatched.ai, a security research effort that is aided by artificial intelligence looking for vulnerabilities in code. Tracked as CVE-2025-21186, CVE-2025-21366, and CVE-2025-21395, these are remote code execution bugs that are exploitable if an attacker convinces a target to download and run a malicious file through social engineering. Unpatched.ai was also credited with discovering a flaw in the December 2024 Patch Tuesday release (CVE-2024-49142).
“Automated vulnerability detection using AI has garnered a lot of attention recently, so it’s noteworthy to see this service being credited with finding bugs in Microsoft products,” Narang observed. “It may be the first of many in 2025.”
If you’re a Windows user who has automatic updates turned off and haven’t updated in a while, it’s probably time to play catch up. Please consider backing up important files and/or the entire hard drive before updating. And if you run into any problems installing this month’s patch batch, drop a line in the comments below, please.
Further reading on today’s patches from Microsoft:
This is a current list of where and when I am scheduled to speak:
I’m speaking on “AI: Trust & Power” at Capricon 45 in Chicago, Illinois, USA, at 11:30 AM on February 7, 2025. I’m also signing books there on Saturday, February 8, starting at 1:45 PM.
I’m speaking at Boskone 62 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, which runs from February 14-16, 2025.
I’m speaking at the Rossfest Symposium in Cambridge, UK, on March 25, 2025.
A very security-conscious company was hit with a (presumed) massive state-actor phishing attack with gift cards, and everyone rallied to combat it—until it turned out it was company management sending the gift cards.
Note the use of substr- we take the substr of $selectid from 0 to strlen($selectid)- aka, we take the entire string.
Perhaps this is leftover code, where once upon a time there was a prefix or suffix on the string which needed to be ignored. But the result is code that is rather dumb.
I call this an "un-representative line" because, according to David, the rest of the code in the extension was actually rather good. Even otherwise good code is not immune to having a little fart hiding under the covers, I suppose.
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It seems that the upstream was already fixed this issue in newer release, but not available yet on Debian sid.
If you keep installed linux-image-amd64 or linux-headers-amd64, it will be booted from 6.12 by default.
Surely it will boot, but it still has the resolution issue. It can't be your daily driver.
Thus workaround is sticking to boot from 6.11 linux-image.
As usually older image was listed in "Advanced options for ..." submenu, you need to explicitly choose 6.11 image during booting.
In such a case, the changing default boot image is useful.
(another option is just purge all 6.12 linux-image, linux-image-amd64 and linux-headers-amd64, but it's out of scope in this article)
See /boot/grub/grub.cfg and collect each menuentry_id_option.
You need to collect the following menuentry id.
submenu menuentry's id (It might be 'gnulinux-advanced-.....') [1]
6.11 kernel's menuentry id which you want to boot by default. (It might be 'gnulinux-6.11.10-amd64-advanced-...') [2]
Then, edit GRUB_DEFAULT entry in /etc/default/grub.
GRUB_DEFAULT should be combination with [1] and [2] which is concatenated with ">"
e.g. NOTE: the actual value might vary on your environment
Grün works for a contracting company. It's always been a small shop, but a recent glut of contracts meant that they needed to staff up. Lars, the boss, wanted more staff, but didn't want to increase the amount paid in salaries any more than absolutely necessary, so he found a "clever" solution. He hired college students, part time, and then threw them in the deep end of Perl code, a language some of them had heard of, but none of them had used.
It didn't go great.
# note that $req is immutable (no method apart from constructor sets a value for its members)subrelease{
my $req = shift;
my $body = 'operation:' . ' ';
if (uc($req->op()) eq 'RELEASE') {
$body .= 'release' . "\n";
# do more stuff to body
...
}
else {
$body = 'operation: request' . "\n";
}
if (uc($req->op()) ne'RELEASE') {
register_error('unable to send release mail');
}
# and so on
...
}
This method checks a $req parameter. Notably, it's not being passed as a prototype parameter, e.g. as part of the signature- sub release($req)- but accessed by shifting out of @_, the special variable which holds all the parameters. This is the kind of move that gives Perl it's reputation for being write only, and it's also a sign that they were cribbing off the Perl documentation as they write. For whatever reason, using shift seems to be the first way Perl documentation teaches people to write subroutines.
This whole thing is doing string concatenation on a $body variable, presumably an email body. I'd normally have unkind words here, but this is Perl- giant piles of string concatenation is just basically par for the course.
The "fun" part in this, of course, is the if statements. If the $req is to "RELEASE", we append one thing to the body, if it's not, we append a different thing. But if it's not, we alsoregister_error. Why couldn't that be in the else block? Likely because the poor developers didn't have a good understanding of the code, and the requirements kept changing. But it's a little head scratcher, especially when we look at the one place this function is called:
if (uc($req->op()) eq 'RELEASE') {
return release($req);
}
Now, on one hand, having the function check for its error condition and avoiding triggering the error condition at the call site is good defensive programming. But on the other, this all sorta smacks of a developer not fully understanding the problem and spamming checks in there to try and prevent a bug from appearing.
But the real fun one is this snippet, which seems like another case of not really understanding what's happening:
Now, of course, it's not the developers' fault that they didn't have a good picture of what they should have been doing. Lars was trying to save money by hiring the inexperienced, and as usually happens, the entire thing cost him more money, because Grün and the rest of the team needed to go back over the code and rewrite it.
The upshot, for our college students, is that this was a good resume builder. They've all since moved on to bigger companies with better paychecks and actual mentoring programs that will develop their skills.
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So from the beginning I put password protection on my gateway. This had been done in such a way that even if UK users telephoned directly into the communications computer provided by Darpa in UCL, they would require a password.
In fact this was the first password on Arpanet. It proved invaluable in satisfying authorities on both sides of the Atlantic for the 15 years I ran the service  during which no security breach occurred over my link. I also put in place a system of governance that any UK users had to be approved by a committee which I chaired but which also had UK government and British Post Office representation.
Not sure this will matter in the end, but it’s a positive move:
Microsoft is accusing three individuals of running a “hacking-as-a-service” scheme that was designed to allow the creation of harmful and illicit content using the company’s platform for AI-generated content.
The foreign-based defendants developed tools specifically designed to bypass safety guardrails Microsoft has erected to prevent the creation of harmful content through its generative AI services, said Steven Masada, the assistant general counsel for Microsoft’s Digital Crimes Unit. They then compromised the legitimate accounts of paying customers. They combined those two things to create a fee-based platform people could use.
It was a sophisticated scheme:
The service contained a proxy server that relayed traffic between its customers and the servers providing Microsoft’s AI services, the suit alleged. Among other things, the proxy service used undocumented Microsoft network application programming interfaces (APIs) to communicate with the company’s Azure computers. The resulting requests were designed to mimic legitimate Azure OpenAPI Service API requests and used compromised API keys to authenticate them.
Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer The gigantic purple and gold sphere is set at the centre of the dining table when Menna races downstairs. “You’re home! I thought I- What’s that?” Vendi gives me a smile. She predicted every word. Then again, she’s been working from home and living with our delightfully stream-of-consciousness tornado of […]
The LTS Team has published updates to several notable packages. Contributor Guilhem Moulin published an update of php7.4, a widely-used open source general purpose scripting language, which addressed denial of service, authorization bypass, and information disclosure vulnerabilities. Contributor Lucas Kanashiro published an update of clamav, an antivirus toolkit for Unix and Linux, which addressed denial of service and authorization bypass vulnerabilities. Finally, contributor Tobias Frost published an update of intel-microcode, the microcode for Intel microprocessors, which well help to ensure that processor hardware is protected against several local privilege escalation and local denial of service vulnerabilities.
Beyond our customary LTS package updates, the LTS Team has made contributions to Debian’s stable bookworm release and its experimental section. Notably, contributor Lee Garrett published a stable update of dnsmasq. The LTS update was previously published in November and in December Lee continued working to bring the same fixes (addressing the high profile KeyTrap and NSEC3 vulnerabilities) to the dnsmasq package in Debian bookworm. This package was accepted for inclusion in the Debian 12.9 point release scheduled for January 2025. Addititionally, contributor Sean Whitton provided assistance, via upload sponsorships, to the Debian maintainers of xen. This assistance resulted in two uploads of xen into Debian’s experimental section, which will contribute to the next Debian stable release having a version of xen with better longterm support from the upstream development team.
Hey everyone! It’s Divine Attah-Ohiemi here, and I’m excited to share what I’ve been up to in my internship with the Debian community. It’s been a month since I began this journey, and if you’re thinking about applying for Outreachy, let me give you a glimpse into my project and the amazing people I get to work with.
So, what’s it like in the Debian community? It’s a fantastic mix of folks from all walks of life—seasoned developers, curious newbies, and everyone in between. What really stands out is how welcoming everyone is. I’m especially thankful to my mentors, Thomas Lange, Carsten Schoenert, and Subin Siby, for their guidance and for always clocking in whenever I have questions. It feels like a big family where you can share your ideas and learn from each other. The commitment to diversity and merit is palpable, making it a great place for anyone eager to jump in and contribute.
Now, onto the project! We’re working on improving the Debian website by switching from WML (Web Meta Language) to Hugo, a modern static site generator. This change doesn’t just make the site faster; it significantly reduces the time it takes to build compared to WML. Plus, it makes it way easier for non-developers to contribute and add pages since the content is built from Markdown files. It’s all about enhancing the experience for both new and existing users.
My role involves developing a proof of concept for this transition. I’m migrating existing pages while ensuring that old links still work, so users won’t run into dead ends. It’s a bit of a juggling act, but knowing that my work is helping to make Debian more accessible is incredibly rewarding.
What gets me most excited is the chance to contribute to a project that’s been around for over 20 years! It’s an honor to be part of something so significant and to help shape its future. How cool is it to know that what I’m doing will impact users around the globe?
In the past month, I’ve learned a bunch of new things. For instance, I’ve been diving into Apache's mod_rewrite to automatically map old multilingual URLs to new ones. This is important since Hugo handles localization differently than WML. I’ve also been figuring out how to set up 301 redirects to prevent dead links, which is crucial for a smooth user experience.
One of the more confusing parts has been using GNU Make to manage Perl scripts for dynamic pages. It’s a bit of a learning curve, but I’m tackling it head-on. Each challenge is a chance to grow, and I’m here for it!
If you’re considering applying to the Debian community through Outreachy, I say go for it! There’s so much to learn and experience, and you’ll be welcomed with open arms. Happy coding, everyone! 🌟
A while back I wrote:I've had many, many failures in my life. (Hm, maybe I should write a blog post about that.)This is that post. I'm writing it not as a lament, but rather because I've ended up in a good place in life despite my extraordinary track record of failing at just about everything I've ever tried. If my younger self had heard these stories he might
have had a less
The Rcpp Core Team is once again thrilled, pleased, and chuffed (am I
doing this right for LinkedIn?) to announce a new release (now at
1.0.14) of the Rcpp package. It
arrived on CRAN earlier today,
and has since been uploaded to Debian. Windows and macOS builds
should appear at CRAN in the next few days, as will builds in different
Linux distribution–and of course r2u should catch up
tomorrow too. The release was only uploaded yesterday, and as always get
flagged because of the grandfathered .Call(symbol) as well
as for the url to the Rcpp book (which
has remained unchanged for years) ‘failing’. My email reply was promptly
dealt with under European morning hours and by the time I got up the
submission was in state ‘waiting’ over a single reverse-dependency
failure which … is also spurious, appears on some systems and not
others, and also not new. Imagine that: nearly 3000 reverse dependencies
and only one (spurious) change to worse. Solid testing seems to help. My
thanks as always to the CRAN
for responding promptly.
This release continues with the six-months January-July cycle started
with release
1.0.5 in July 2020. This time we also need a one-off hotfix
release 1.0.13-1: we had (accidentally) conditioned an upcoming R
change on 4.5.0, but it already came with 4.4.2 so we needed to adjust
our code. As a reminder, we do of course make interim snapshot ‘dev’ or
‘rc’ releases available via the Rcpp drat repo as well as
the r-universe page and
repo and strongly encourage their use and testing—I run my systems
with these versions which tend to work just as well, and are also fully
tested against all reverse-dependencies.
Rcpp has long established itself
as the most popular way of enhancing R with C or C++ code. Right now,
2977 packages on CRAN depend on
Rcpp for making analytical code go
faster and further. On CRAN, 13.6% of all packages depend (directly) on
Rcpp, and 60.8% of all compiled
packages do. From the cloud mirror of CRAN (which is but a subset of all
CRAN downloads), Rcpp has been
downloaded 93.7 million times. The two published papers (also included
in the package as preprint vignettes) have, respectively, 1947 (JSS, 2011) and 354 (TAS, 2018)
citations, while the the book (Springer useR!,
2013) has another 676.
This release is primarily incremental as usual, generally preserving
existing capabilities faithfully while smoothing our corners and / or
extending slightly, sometimes in response to changing and tightened
demands from CRAN or R standards. The move towards a
more standardized approach for the C API of R once again to a few
changes; Kevin did once again did most of these PRs. Other contributed
PRs include Gábor permitting builds on yet another BSD variant, Simon
Guest correcting sourceCpp() to work on read-only files,
Marco Colombo correcting a (surprisingly large) number of vignette
typos, Iñaki rebuilding some documentation files that tickled (false)
alerts, and I took care of a number of other maintenance items along the
way.
The full list below details all changes, their respective PRs and, if
applicable, issue tickets. Big thanks from all of us to all
contributors!
Changes in
Rcpp release version 1.0.14 (2025-01-11)
Changes in Rcpp API:
Support for user-defined databases has been removed (Kevin in #1314 fixing #1313)
The SET_TYPEOF function and macro is no longer used
(Kevin in #1315
fixing #1312)
An errorneous cast to int affecting large return
object has been removed (Dirk in #1335 fixing #1334)
Compilation on DragonFlyBSD is now supported (Gábor Csárdi in #1338)
Use read-only VECTOR_PTR and STRING_PTR
only with with R 4.5.0 or later (Kevin in #1342 fixing #1341)
Changes in Rcpp Attributes:
The sourceCpp() function can now handle input files
with read-only modes (Simon Guest in #1346 fixing #1345)
Changes in Rcpp Deployment:
One unit tests for arm64 macOS has been adjusted; a macOS
continuous integration runner was added (Dirk in #1324)
Authors@R is now used in DESCRIPTION as mandated by CRAN, the
Rcpp.package.skeleton() function also creates it (Dirk in
#1325 and #1327)
A single datetime format test has been adjusted to match a change
in R-devel (Dirk in #1348 fixing #1347)
Changes in Rcpp Documentation:
The Rcpp Modules vignette was extended slightly following #1322
(Dirk)
Pdf vignettes have been regenerated under Ghostscript 10.03.1 to
avoid a false positive by a Windows virus scanner (Iñaki in #1331)
A (large) number of (old) typos have been corrected in the
vignettes (Marco Colombo in #1344)
Last year, I analyzed the popularity of build backends used in
pyproject.toml files over time. This post is the update for 2024.
Analysis
Like last year, I’m using Tom Forbes’ fantastic dataset
containing information about every file within every release uploaded to
PyPI. To get the current dataset, I followed the same
process as in last year’s analysis, so I won’t repeat
all the details here. Instead, I’ll highlight the main steps:
Use DuckDB to query the parquet files, extracting the project name,
upload date, the pyproject.toml file, and its hash for each upload
Download each pyproject.toml file and extract the build backend. To avoid
redundant downloads, I stored a mapping of the file hash and their respective
build backend
Downloading all the parquet files took roughly a week due to GitHub’s
rate limiting. Tom suggested leveraging the Git v2 protocol to
fetch the data directly. This approach could bypass rate limiting and
complete the download of all pyproject.toml files in just 20 minutes(!).
However, I couldn’t find sufficient documentation that would help me to
implement this method, so this will have to wait until next year’s analysis.
Once all the data is downloaded, I perform some preprocessing:
Grouped the top 4 build backends by their absolute number of uploads and
categorized the remaining ones as “other”
Binned upload dates into quarters to reduce clutter in the resulting graphs
Results
I modified the plots a bit from last year to make them easier to read. Most
notably, I binned the data into quarters to make the plots less noisy, and
secondly, I stopped stacking the relative distribution plots to make the
percentages directly readable.
The first plot shows the absolute number of uploads (in thousands) by quarter
and build backend.
The second plot shows the relative distribution of build backends by quarter.
In 2024, we observe that:
Setuptools continues to grow in absolute numbers and remains around the
50% mark in relative distribution
Poetry maintains a 30% relative distribution, but the trend has been
declining since 2024-Q3. Preliminary data for 2025-Q1 (not shown here)
supports this, suggesting that Poetry might be surpassed by Hatch in
2025, which showed a remarkable growth last year.
Flit is the only build backend in this analysis whose absolute and
relative numbers decreased in 2024. With a 5% relative distribution, it
underlines the dominance of Setuptools, Poetry, and Hatch over the remaining
build backends.
The script for downloading and analyzing the data is available in my GitHub
repository. If someone has insights or examples on implementing
the Git v2 protocol to download the pyproject.toml file given the repository
URL and its hash, I’d love to hear from you!
Author: Soramimi Hanarejima When we meet for coffee this afternoon, I find out that we’re both reading the same book. My book club’s pick this month happens to be your bedtime reading. So of course, I have to ask, “What’s your favorite story in the collection so far?” “The one about the mermaid,” you answer […]
I have a self-hosted XMPP chat server through Prosody. Earlier, I struggled with certificate renewal and generation for Prosody because I have Nginx (and a bunch of other services) running on the same server which binds to Port 80. Due to this, Certbot wasn’t able to auto-renew (through HTTP validation) for domains managed by Prosody.
Now, I have cobbled together a solution to keep both Nginx and Prosody happy. This is how I did it:
Expose /.well-known/acme-challenge through Nginx for Prosody domain. Nginx config looked like this:
Certificates and their keys are copied to /etc/prosody/certs (can be changed with the certificates option) and then it signals Prosody to reload itself. –root lets prosodyctl write to paths that may not be writable by the prosody user, as is common with /etc/prosody.
Certbot now manages auto-renewal as well, and we’re all set.
We're part way through the testing of release media. RattusRattus, Isy, Sledge, smcv and Helen in Cambridge, a new tester Blew in Manchester, another new tester MerCury[m] and also highvoltage in South Africa.
Everything is going well so far and we're chasing through the test schedule.
Sorry not to be there in Cambridgeshire with friends - but the room is fairly small and busy :)
[UPDATE/EDIT - at 20250111 1701 - we're pretty much complete on the testing]
Author: Barbara Fankhauser Dear Friend, I call you friend. I hope that is okay. That it pleases you. I understand the imbalance in our stations in life. You—well, you being what you are—I being who I am. But still, when last we met there seemed to be a connection. I felt one. I hope—believe that […]
Another minor update 0.3.11 for our nanotime
package is now on CRAN. nanotime
relies on the RcppCCTZ
package (as well as the RcppDate
package for additional C++ operations) and offers efficient high(er)
resolution time parsing and formatting up to nanosecond resolution,
using the bit64
package for the actual integer64 arithmetic. Initially
implemented using the S3 system, it has benefitted greatly from a
rigorous refactoring by Leonardo who not only rejigged
nanotime internals in S4 but also added new S4 types for
periods, intervals and durations.
This release covers two corner case. Michael sent in a PR
avoiding a clang warning on complex types. We fixed an
issue that surfaced in a downstream package under sanitizier checks: R
extends coverage of NA to types such as integer or character which need
special treatment in non-R library code as ‘they do not know’. We
flagged (character) formatted values after we had called the
corresponding CCTZ function but that leaves potentiall ‘undefined’
values (from R’s NA values for int, say, cast to
double) so now we flag them, set a transient safe value for
the call and inject the (character) representation "NA"
after the call in those spots. End result is the same, but without a
possibly slap on the wrist from sanitizer checks.
The NEWS snippet below has the full details.
Changes in version 0.3.11
(2025-01-10)
Explicit Rcomplex assignment accommodates pickier
compilers over newer R struct (Michael Chirico in #135 fixing
#134)
When formatting, NA are flagged before
CCTZ call to to not trigger santizier, and set to NA after
call (Dirk in #136)
The year is 1986. The city is San Francisco. Here, Martin Hench will invent the forensic accountant–what a bounty hunter is to people, he is to money–but for now he’s an MIT dropout odd-jobbing his way around a city still reeling from the invention of a revolutionary new technology that will change everything about crime forever, one we now take completely for granted.
When Marty finds himself hired by Silicon Valley PC startup Fidelity Computing to investigate a group of disgruntled ex-employees who’ve founded a competitor startup, he quickly realizes he’s on the wrong side. Marty ditches the greasy old guys running Fidelity Computing without a second thought, utterly infatuated with the electric atmosphere of Computing Freedom. Located in the heart of the Mission, this group of brilliant young women found themselves exhausted by the predatory business practices of Fidelity Computing and set out to beat them at their own game, making better computers and driving Fidelity Computing out of business. But this optimistic startup, fueled by young love and California-style burritos, has no idea the depth of the evil they’re seeking to unroot or the risks they run.
In this company-eat-company city, Martin and his friends will be lucky to escape with their lives.
On recent weeks I’ve had some time to scratch my own itch on
matters related to tools I use daily on my computer, namely the desktop / window manager and my text editor of choice.
This post is a summary of what I tried, how it worked out and my short and medium-term plans related to them.
Desktop / WM
On the desktop / window manager front I’ve been using Cinnamon on Debian
and Ubuntu systems since Gnome 3 was published (I never liked version 3, so I decided to move to something similar
to Gnome 2, including the keyboard shortcuts).
In fact I’ve never been a fan of Desktop environments, before Gnome I used OpenBox and
IceWM because they where a lot faster than desktop systems on my hardware at the time and I was
using them only to place one or two windows on multiple workspaces using mainly the keyboard for my interactions (well,
except for the web browsers and the image manipulation programs).
Although I was comfortable using Cinnamon, some years ago I tried to move to i3, a tilling window
manager for X11 that looked like a good choice for me, but I didn’t have much time to play with it and never used it
enough to make me productive with it (I didn’t prepare a complete configuration nor had enough time to learn the new
shortcuts, so I went back to Cinnamon and never tried again).
Anyway, some weeks ago I updated my work machine OS (it was using Ubuntu 22.04 LTS and I updated it to the 24.04
LTS version) and the Cinnamon systray applet stopped working as it used to do (in fact I still have to restart
Cinnamon after starting a session to make it work) and, as I had some time, I decided to try a tilling window
manager again, but now I decided to go for SwayWM, as it uses
Wayland instead of X11.
Installed manually the shikane application and created a configuration to be
executed always when sway is started / reloaded (I adjusted my configuration with wdisplays and used shikanectl
to save it).
Added support for running the
xdg-desktop-portal-wlr service.
Enabled the swayidle command to lock the screen after some time of inactivity.
Adjusted the keyboard to use the es key map
Added some keybindings to make my life easier, including the use of grimm and swappy to take screenshots
Configured waybar as the environment bar.
Added a shell script to start applications when sway is started (it uses swaymsg to execute background commands
and the i3toolwait script to wait for the
#!/bin/sh
# VARIABLES
CHROMIUM_LOCAL_STATE="$HOME/.config/google-chrome/Local State"
I3_TOOLWAIT="$HOME/.config/sway/scripts/i3-toolwait"
# Functions
chromium_profile_dir() {
jq -r ".profile.info_cache|to_entries|map({(.value.name): .key})|add|.\"$1\" // \"\"" "$CHROMIUM_LOCAL_STATE"
}
# MAIN
IGZ_PROFILE_DIR="$(chromium_profile_dir "sergio.talens@intelygenz.com")"
OURO_PROFILE_DIR="$(chromium_profile_dir "sergio.talens@nxr.global")"
PERSONAL_PROFILE_DIR="$(chromium_profile_dir "stalens@gmail.com")"
# Common programs
swaymsg "exec nextcloud --background"
swaymsg "exec nm-applet"
# Run spotify on the first workspace (it is mapped to the laptop screen)
swaymsg -q "workspace 1"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} "spotify"
# Run tmux on the
swaymsg -q "workspace 2"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} -- foot tmux a -dt sto
wp_num="3"
if [ "$OURO_PROFILE_DIR" ]; then
swaymsg -q "workspace $wp_num"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} -m ouro-browser -- google-chrome --profile-directory="$OURO_PROFILE_DIR"
wp_num="$((wp_num+1))"
fi
if [ "$IGZ_PROFILE_DIR" ]; then
swaymsg -q "workspace $wp_num"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} -m igz-browser -- google-chrome --profile-directory="$IGZ_PROFILE_DIR"
wp_num="$((wp_num+1))"
fi
if [ "$PERSONAL_PROFILE_DIR" ]; then
swaymsg -q "workspace $wp_num"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} -m personal-browser -- google-chrome --profile-directory="$PERSONAL_PROFILE_DIR"
wp_num="$((wp_num+1))"
fi
# Open the browser without setting the profile directory if none was found
if [ "$wp_num" = "3" ]; then
swaymsg -q "workspace $wp_num"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} google-chrome
wp_num="$((wp_num+1))"
fi
swaymsg -q "workspace $wp_num"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} evolution
wp_num="$((wp_num+1))"
swaymsg -q "workspace $wp_num"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} slack
wp_num="$((wp_num+1))"
# Open a private browser and a console in the last workspace
swaymsg -q "workspace $wp_num"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} -- google-chrome --incognito
${I3_TOOLWAIT} foot
# Go back to the second workspace for keepassxc
swaymsg "workspace 2"
${I3_TOOLWAIT} keepassxc
Conclusion
After using Sway for some days I can confirm that it is a good choice for me, but some of the components needed to
make it work as I want are too new and not available on the Ubuntu 24.04 LTS repositories, so I decided to go back
to Cinnamon and try Sway again in the future, although I added more workspaces to my setup (now they are only
available on the main monitor, the laptop screen is fixed while there is a big monitor connected), added some
additional keyboard shortcuts and installed or updated some applets.
Text editor
When I started using Linux many years ago I used vi/vim and emacs as my text editors (vi for plain text and
emacs for programming and editing HTML/XML), but eventually I moved to vim as my main text editor and I’ve been
using it since (well, I moved to neovim some time ago, although I kept my old vim configuration).
To be fair I’m not as expert as I could be with vim, but I’m productive with it and it has many plugins that make my
life easier on my machines, while keeping my ability to edit text and configurations on any system that has a vi
compatible editor installed.
For work reasons I tried to use Visual Studio Code last year, but I’ve never really
liked it and almost everything I do with it I can do with neovim (i. e. I even use copilot with it). Besides, I’m a
heavy terminal user (I use tmux locally and via ssh) and I like to be able to use my text editor on my shell
sessions, and code does not work like that.
The only annoying thing about vim/neovim is its configuration (well, the problem is that I have a very old one and
probably should spend some time fixing and updating it), but, as I said, it’s been working well for me for a long time,
so I never really had the motivation to do it.
Anyway, after finishing my desktop tests I saw that I had the Helix editor installed for
some time but I never tried it, so I decided to give it a try and see if it could be a good replacement for neovim on
my environments (the only drawback is that as it is not vi compatible, I would need to switch back to vi mode when
working on remote systems, but I guess I could live with that).
I ran the helix tutorial and I liked it, so I decided to configure and install the
Language Servers I can probably take
advantage of on my daily work on my personal and work machines and see how it works.
Language server installations
A lot of manual installations are needed to get the language servers working what I did on my machines is more or less
the following:
After a little while I noticed that I was going to need some time to get used to helix and the most interesting thing
for me was the easy configuration and the language server integrations, but as I am already comfortable with neovim
and just had installed the language server support tools on my machines I just need to
configure them for neovim and I can keep using it for a while.
As I said my configuration is old, to configure neovim I have the following init.vim file on my ~/.config/nvim
folder:
set runtimepath^=~/.vim runtimepath+=~/.vim/after
let &packpath=&runtimepath
source ~/.vim/vimrc
" load lua configuration
lua require('config')
With that configuration I keep my old vimrc (it is a little bit messy, but it works) and I use a lua configuration
file for the language servers and some additional neovim plugins on the ~/.config/nvim/lua/config.lua file:
-- -----------------------
-- BEG: LSP Configurations
-- -----------------------
-- AWS (awk_ls)
require'lspconfig'.awk_ls.setup{}
-- Bash (bashls)
require'lspconfig'.bashls.setup{}
-- C/C++ (clangd)
require'lspconfig'.clangd.setup{}
-- CSS (cssls)
require'lspconfig'.cssls.setup{}
-- Docker (dockerls)
require'lspconfig'.dockerls.setup{}
-- Docker Compose
require'lspconfig'.docker_compose_language_service.setup{}
-- Golang (gopls)
require'lspconfig'.gopls.setup{}
-- Helm (helm_ls)
require'lspconfig'.helm_ls.setup{}
-- Markdown
require'lspconfig'.marksman.setup{}
-- Python (pyright)
require'lspconfig'.pyright.setup{}
-- Rust (rust-analyzer)
require'lspconfig'.rust_analyzer.setup{}
-- SQL (sqlls)
require'lspconfig'.sqlls.setup{}
-- Terraform (terraformls)
require'lspconfig'.terraformls.setup{}
-- TOML (taplo)
require'lspconfig'.taplo.setup{}
-- Typescript (ts_ls)
require'lspconfig'.ts_ls.setup{}
-- YAML (yamlls)
require'lspconfig'.yamlls.setup{
settings = {
yaml = {
customTags = { "!reference sequence" }
}
}
}
-- -----------------------
-- END: LSP Configurations
-- -----------------------
-- ---------------------------------
-- BEG: Autocompletion configuration
-- ---------------------------------
-- Ref: https://github.com/neovim/nvim-lspconfig/wiki/Autocompletion
--
-- Pre requisites:
--
-- # Packer
-- git clone --depth 1 https://github.com/wbthomason/packer.nvim \
-- ~/.local/share/nvim/site/pack/packer/start/packer.nvim
--
-- # Start nvim and run :PackerSync or :PackerUpdate
-- ---------------------------------
local use = require('packer').use
require('packer').startup(function()
use 'wbthomason/packer.nvim' -- Packer, useful to avoid removing it with PackerSync / PackerUpdate
use 'neovim/nvim-lspconfig' -- Collection of configurations for built-in LSP client
use 'hrsh7th/nvim-cmp' -- Autocompletion plugin
use 'hrsh7th/cmp-nvim-lsp' -- LSP source for nvim-cmp
use 'saadparwaiz1/cmp_luasnip' -- Snippets source for nvim-cmp
use 'L3MON4D3/LuaSnip' -- Snippets plugin
end)
-- Add additional capabilities supported by nvim-cmp
local capabilities = require("cmp_nvim_lsp").default_capabilities()
local lspconfig = require('lspconfig')
-- Enable some language servers with the additional completion capabilities offered by nvim-cmp
local servers = { 'clangd', 'rust_analyzer', 'pyright', 'ts_ls' }
for _, lsp in ipairs(servers) do
lspconfig[lsp].setup {
-- on_attach = my_custom_on_attach,
capabilities = capabilities,
}
end
-- luasnip setup
local luasnip = require 'luasnip'
-- nvim-cmp setup
local cmp = require 'cmp'
cmp.setup {
snippet = {
expand = function(args)
luasnip.lsp_expand(args.body)
end,
},
mapping = cmp.mapping.preset.insert({
['<C-u>'] = cmp.mapping.scroll_docs(-4), -- Up
['<C-d>'] = cmp.mapping.scroll_docs(4), -- Down
-- C-b (back) C-f (forward) for snippet placeholder navigation.
['<C-Space>'] = cmp.mapping.complete(),
['<CR>'] = cmp.mapping.confirm {
behavior = cmp.ConfirmBehavior.Replace,
select = true,
},
['<Tab>'] = cmp.mapping(function(fallback)
if cmp.visible() then
cmp.select_next_item()
elseif luasnip.expand_or_jumpable() then
luasnip.expand_or_jump()
else
fallback()
end
end, { 'i', 's' }),
['<S-Tab>'] = cmp.mapping(function(fallback)
if cmp.visible() then
cmp.select_prev_item()
elseif luasnip.jumpable(-1) then
luasnip.jump(-1)
else
fallback()
end
end, { 'i', 's' }),
}),
sources = {
{ name = 'nvim_lsp' },
{ name = 'luasnip' },
},
}
-- ---------------------------------
-- END: Autocompletion configuration
-- ---------------------------------
Conclusion
I guess I’ll keep helix installed and try it again on some of my personal projects to see if I can get used to it,
but for now I’ll stay with neovim as my main text editor and learn the shortcuts to use it with the language servers.
Someone online said we run a Mickey Mouse
outfit. Angered beyond words, we consulted
legal@disney.com and they threatened to find
that guy and sue him. So to anyone else who
thinks this column is Goofy, you should know
that the world's definitive authorities insist
that it absolutely is not.
But these guys? This website actually is
kind of goofy, according to resolutioner
Adam R.
who crowed
"Someone forgot to localize some text for the new year!"
Fellow resolutioner
Brian
says he
"decided to learn some new skills for the new year, and
this came up as part of the introductory lesson. Tip #1: pick a competent vendor."
"The unread email count was unusually high for a Sunday," noted
an anonymous reader.
Is "email inflation" a thing?
Greek
Paul K.
comes bearing this gift
"Oh sure, lets leave debug on production, what's the worst it can happen? Greek museum fail."
"Maths is hard," muses
Matthew S.
"but the easy solution is just
to make 42 be the answer to everything!"
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Author: Arianna Smith The doctor glows in the overhead light. He is the doctor because he is the doctor. The light is called light because that is what it is, and that is what it does. The doctor has a pale face with green eyes, and his face is lovely, and his green eyes are […]
A few days ago1 I wanted to paint, but I didn’t know what to
paint, so I did a few more colour tests to find out which green
combinations I can get out of the available yellows and blues (and
greens) acrylic I have (from a cheap student grade line).
I liked the cool grey tones in the second to last line, from 200 “Naples
yellow” (PY3 PY83 PW6) and 410 Ultramarine blue (PB29), so I went up a
step on the scale of “things to do when having a desire to paint, but
the utter inability to actually paint something ” and did a bit of
a study with those two colours plus titanium white.
And btw, painting with acrylics on watercolour paper taped to a sheet of
scrap paper works just fine for stuff like this that is not supposed to
last, but the work will get glued to the paper below when (not if) the
paint overflows :D
i.e. almost three months, and then I wrote 95% of this post
and forgot to finish and publish it.↩︎
A fresh minor release of the inline package got
to CRAN today, following on the
November
release which had marked the first release in three and half years.
inline
facilitates writing code in-line in simple string expressions
or short files. The package was used quite extensively by Rcpp in the very early days before Rcpp
Attributes arrived on the scene providing an even better alternative
for its use cases. inline is still
used by rstan and
a number of other packages.
In the November
release we accommodated upcoming R-devel changes on setting
R_NO_REMAP by conditioning on the release version. It turns
that this does not get when the #define independently so
this needed a small refinement which this version brings. No other
changes were made.
The NEWS extract follows and details the changes some
more.
Changes in inline
version 0.3.21 (2025-01-08)
Refine use of Rf_warning in cfunction
setting -DR_NO_REMAP ourselves to get R version independent
state
I was very sad to hear that Steve Langasek, aka vorlon, has passed away
from cancer. I hadn't talked to him in many years, but I did meet him at
Debconf a couple of times, and more importantly: I was there when he was
Release Manager for Debian.
Steve stepped up as one of the RMs at a point where Debian's releases
were basically a hell march. Releases would drag on for years, freezes
would be forever, at some point not a single package came through to
testing over a glibc issue. In that kind of environment, and despite
no small amount of toxicity surrounding it all, Steve pulled through
and managed not only one, but two releases. If you've only seen the
release status of Debian after this period, you won't really know
how much must have happened in that decade.
The few times I met Steve, he struck me as not only knowledgeable,
but also kind and not afraid to step up for people even it went
against the prevailing winds. I wish we could all learn from that.
Rest in peace, Steve, your passing is a huge loss for our
communities.
I have released more core24 snaps to –edge for your testing pleasure. If you find any bugs please report them at bugs.kde.org and assign them to me. Thanks!
I hate asking but I am unemployable with this broken arm fiasco and 6 hours a day hospital runs for treatment. If you could spare anything it would be appreciated! https://gofund.me/573cc38e
Our monthly reports outline what we’ve been up to over the past month and highlight items of news from elsewhere in the world of software supply-chain security when relevant. As ever, however, if you are interested in contributing to the Reproducible Builds project, please visit our Contribute page on our website.
Last month saw the introduction of reproduce.debian.net. Announced at the recent Debian MiniDebConf in Toulouse, reproduce.debian.net is an instance of rebuilderd operated by the Reproducible Builds project. rebuilderd is our server designed monitor the official package repositories of Linux distributions and attempts to reproduce the observed results there.
This month, however, we are pleased to announce that not only does the service now produce graphs, the reproduce.debian.net homepage itself has become a “start page” of sorts, and the amd64.reproduce.debian.net and i386.reproduce.debian.net pages have emerged. The first of these rebuilds the amd64 architecture, naturally, but it also is building Debian packages that are marked with the ‘no architecture’ label, all. The second builder is, however, only rebuilding the i386 architecture.
Both of these services were also switched to reproduce the Debian trixie distribution instead of unstable, which started with 43% of the archive rebuild with 79.3% reproduced successfully. This is very much a work in progress, and we’ll start reproducing Debian unstable soon.
Our i386 hosts are very kindly sponsored by Infomaniak whilst the amd64 node is sponsored by OSUOSL — thank you! Indeed, we are looking for more workers for more Debian architectures; please contact us if you are able to help.
debian-repro-status
Reproducible builds developer kpcyrd has published a client program for reproduce.debian.net (see above) that queries the status of the locally installed packages and rates the system with a percentage score. This tool works analogously to arch-repro-status for the Arch Linux Reproducible Builds setup.
The tool was packaged for Debian and is currently available in Debian trixie: it can be installed with apt install debian-repro-status.
Bernhard M. Wiedemann wrote a detailed post on his “long journey towards a bit-reproducible Emacs package.” In his interesting message, Bernhard goes into depth about the tools that they used and the lower-level technical details of, for instance, compatibility with the version for glibc within openSUSE.
Shivanand Kunijadar posed a question pertaining to the reproducibility issues with encrypted images. Shivanand explains that they must “use a random IV for encryption with AES CBC. The resulting artifact is not reproducible due to the random IV used.” The message resulted in a handful of replies, hopefully helpful!
Lastly, kpcyrd followed-up to a post from September 2024 which mentioned their desire for “someone” to implement “a hashset of allowed module hashes that is generated during the kernel build and then embedded in the kernel image”, thus enabling a deterministic and reproducible build. However, they are now reporting that “somebody implemented the hash-based allow list feature and submitted it to the Linux kernel mailing list”. Like kpcyrd, we hope it gets merged.
Enhancing the Security of Software Supply Chains: Methods and Practices
Mehdi Keshani of the Delft University of Technology in the Netherlands has published their thesis on “Enhancing the Security of Software Supply Chains: Methods and Practices”. Their introductory summary first begins with an outline of software supply chains and the importance of the Maven ecosystem before outlining the issues that it faces “that threaten its security and effectiveness”. To address these:
First, we propose an automated approach for library reproducibility to enhance library security during the deployment phase. We then develop a scalable call graph generation technique to support various use cases, such as method-level vulnerability analysis and change impact analysis, which help mitigate security challenges within the ecosystem. Utilizing the generated call graphs, we explore the impact of libraries on their users. Finally, through empirical research and mining techniques, we investigate the current state of the Maven ecosystem, identify harmful practices, and propose recommendations to address them.
diffoscope is our in-depth and content-aware diff utility that can locate and diagnose reproducibility issues. This month, Chris Lamb made the following changes, including preparing and uploading versions 283 and 284 to Debian:
Simplify tests_quines.py::test_{differences,differences_deb} to simply use assert_diff and not mangle the test fixture. […]
Supply-chain attack in the Solana ecosystem
A significant supply-chain attack impacted Solana, an ecosystem for decentralised applications running on a blockchain.
Hackers targeted the @solana/web3.js JavaScript library and embedded malicious code that extracted private keys and drained funds from cryptocurrency wallets. According to some reports, about $160,000 worth of assets were stolen, not including SOL tokens and other crypto assets.
Website updates
Similar to last month, there was a large number of changes made to our website this month, including:
Chris Lamb:
Make the landing page hero look nicer when the vertical height component of the viewport is restricted, not just the horizontal width.
Rename the “Buy-in” page to “Why Reproducible Builds?” […]
Fixed a number of issues on the 2024 Summit page, including fixing the path to a sponsor logo […] but also added the event documentation from Aspiration […].
Check and cleanup a presentation formerly linked from the “About” page on the Debian wiki. […]
Remove the sidebar-type layout and move to a static navigation element. […][…][…][…]
Create and merge a new Success stories page, which “highlights the success stories of Reproducible Builds, showcasing real-world examples of projects shipping with verifiable, reproducible builds. These stories aim to enhance the technical resilience of the initiative by encouraging community involvement and inspiring new contributions.”. […]
Add extra space on large screens on the Who page. […]
Hide the side navigation on small screens on the Documentation pages. […]
Debian changes
There were a significant number of reproducibility-related changes within Debian this month, including:
Santiago Vila uploaded version 0.11+nmu4 of the dh-buildinfo package. In this release, the dh_buildinfo becomes a no-op — ie. it no longer does anything beyond warning the developer that the dh-buildinfo package is now obsolete. In his upload, Santiago wrote that “We still want packages to drop their [dependency] on dh-buildinfo, but now they will immediately benefit from this change after a simple rebuild.”
Holger Levsen filed Debian bug #1091550 requesting a rebuild of a number of packages that were built with a “very old version” of dpkg.
Gioele Barabucci filed a number of bugs against the debrebuild component/script of the devscripts package, including:
#1089087: Address a spurious extra subdirectory in the build path.
#1089201: Extra zero bytes added to .dynstr when rebuilding CMake projects.
#1089088: Some binNMUs have a 1-second offset in some timestamps.
Gioele Barabucci also filed a bug against the dh-r package to report that the Recommends and Suggests fields are missing from rebuilt R packages. At the time of writing, this bug has no patch and needs some help to make over 350 binary packages reproducible.
The IzzyOnDroidAndroid APK repository published an extensive “Review of 2024 and Outlook for 2025” which includes statistics and future plans related to reproducible builds (including having passed the 30% mark this month).
The historic Arch Linux reproducibility tests that were hosted at tests.reproducible-builds.org/archlinux now redirect to reproducible.archlinux.org instead. In fact, everything Arch-related has now been removed from the jenkins.debian.net.git repository, as those continuous integration tests have been disabled for some time.
Refactor reqwest code, and the replace openssl dependency with the memory-safe rustls. […][…]
Lastly, in openSUSE, Bernhard M. Wiedemann published another report for the distribution. There, Bernhard reports about the success of building ‘R-B-OS’, a partial fork of openSUSE with only 100% bit-reproducible packages. This effort was sponsored by the NLNet NGI0 initiative.
Upstream patches
The Reproducible Builds project detects, dissects and attempts to fix as many currently-unreproducible packages as possible. We endeavour to send all of our patches upstream where appropriate. This month, we wrote a large number of such patches, including:
The Reproducible Builds project operates a comprehensive testing framework running primarily at tests.reproducible-builds.org in order to check packages and other artifacts for reproducibility. In November, a number of changes were made by Holger Levsen, including:
Lastly, Gioele Barabucci also classified packages affected by 1-second offset issue filed as Debian bug #1089088 […][…][…][…], Chris Hofstaedtler updated the URL for Grml’s dpkg.selections file […], Roland Clobus updated the Jenkins log parser to parse warnings from diffoscope […] and Mattia Rizzolo banned a number of bots and crawlers from the service […][…].
If you are interested in contributing to the Reproducible Builds project, please visit our Contribute page on our website. However, you can get in touch with us via:
Antonio's team hired some very expensive contractors and consultants to help them build a Java based application. These contractors were very demure, very mindful, about how using ORMs could kill performance.
So they implemented a tool that would let them know any time the Hibernate query generator attempted to perform a cross join.
I'm going to call this one a near miss. I understand what they were trying to do.
Hibernate uses a set of "dialect"s to convert logical operations in a query to literal syntax- as you can see here, this function turns a cross join operation into a ", ".
What they wanted to do was detect where in the code this happened and log a message. They wanted the message to contain a stack trace, and that's why they threw an exception. Unfortunately, they logged, not the stack trace, but the message- a message which they're not actually setting. Thus, the logger would only ever log "cross join ", but with no information to track down when or why it happened.
That said, the standard way in Java of getting the stack trace skips the exception throwing: StackTraceElement[] st = new Throwable().getStackTrace(). Of course, that would have made them do some actual logging logic, and not just "I dunno, drop the message in the output?"
The only remaining question is how much did this feature cost? Since these were "expert consultants", we can ballpark it as somewhere between "a few thousand dollars" to "many thousands of dollars"..
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Author: Mark Renney I enter the Field of Research almost every day. In fact, I spend most of my time here now but I do so covertly, in my unseen state. I only make myself visible on the other side, beyond the barriers and fences that surround the Dome. And I only do this because […]
Profiting from end-of-year vacations, Raphaël prepared for
tracker.debian.org to be upgraded to Debian 12 bookworm by
getting rid of the remnants of python3-django-jsonfield in the code (it was
superseded by a Django-native field). Thanks to Philipp Kern from the Debian
System Administrators team, the upgrade happened on December 23rd.
Raphaël also improved distro-tracker to better deal with invalid Maintainer
fields which recently caused multiples issues in the regular data updates
(#1089985,
MR 105).
While working on this, he filed
#1089648 asking
dpkg tools to error out early when maintainers make such mistakes.
Finally he provided feedback to multiple issues and merge requests
(MR 106,
issues #21,
#76,
#77), there seems to
be a surge of interest in distro-tracker lately. It would be nice if those new
contributors could stick around and help out with the significant backlog of
issues (in the Debian BTS, in
Salsa).
Salsa CI improvements, by Santiago Ruano Rincón
Given that the Debian buildd network now relies on sbuild using the unshare
backend, and that Salsa CI’s reproducibility testing needs to be reworked
(#399), Santiago
resumed the work for moving the build job to use sbuild. There was some related
work a few months ago that was focused on sbuild with the schroot and the sudo
backends, but those attempts were stalled for different reasons, including
discussions around the convenience of the move
(#296).
However, using sbuild and unshare avoids all of the drawbacks that have been
identified so far. Santiago is preparing two merge requests:
!568 to
introduce a new build image, and
!569
that moves all the extract-source related tasks to the build job. As mentioned
in the previous reports, this change will make it possible for more projects to
use the pipeline to build the packages (See
#195).
Additional advantages of this change include a more optimal way to test if a
package builds twice in a row: instead of actually building it twice, the Salsa
CI pipeline will configure sbuild to check if the clean target of debian/rules
correctly restores the source tree, saving some CPU cycles by avoiding one
build. Also, the images related to Ubuntu won’t be needed anymore, since the
build job will create chroots for different distributions and vendors from a
single common build image. This will save space in the container registry. More
changes are to come, especially those related to handling projects that
customize the pipeline and make use of the extract-source job.
Coinstallable build-essential, by Helmut Grohne
Building on the gcc-for-host work of last December,
a notable patch turning build-essentialMulti-Arch: same became feasible. Whilst the change is small, its implications
and foundations are not. We still install crossbuild-essential-$ARCH for cross
building and due to a britney2 limitation, we cannot have it depend on the
host’s C library. As a result, there are workarounds in place for
sbuild
and pbuilder.
In turning build-essentialMulti-Arch: same, we may actually express these
dependencies directly as we install build-essential:$ARCH instead.
The crossbuild-essential-$ARCH packages will continue to be available as
transitional dummy packages.
Python 3.13 transition, by Colin Watson and Stefano Rivera
Building on last month’s work,
Colin, Stefano, and other members of the Debian Python team fixed 3.13 compatibility
bugs in many more packages, allowing 3.13 to now be a supported but non-default
version in testing. The next stage will be to switch to it as the default version,
which will start soon. Stefano did some test-rebuilds of packages that only build
for the default Python 3 version, to find issues that will block the transition.
The default version transition typically shakes out some more issues in applications
that (unlike libraries) only test with the default Python version.
Colin also fixed Sphinx 8.0 compatibility issues
in many packages, which otherwise threatened to get in the way of this transition.
Ruby 3.3 transition, by Lucas Kanashiro
The Debian Ruby team decided to ship Ruby 3.3 in the next Debian release, and
Lucas took the lead of the interpreter transition with the assistance of the
rest of the team. In order to understand the impact of the new interpreter in
the ruby ecosystem, ruby-defaults was uploaded to experimental
adding ruby3.3 as an alternative interpreter, and a mass rebuild of reverse
dependencies was done here.
Initially, a couple of hundred packages were failing to build, after many rounds
of rebuilds, adjustments, and many uploads we are down to 30 package build failures,
of those, 21 packages were asked to be removed from testing and for the other 9,
bugs were filled.
All the information to track this transition can be found here.
Now, we are waiting for PHP 8.4 to finish to avoid any collision. Once it is done
the Ruby 3.3 transition will start in unstable.
Miscellaneous contributions
Enrico Zini redesigned the way nm.debian.org stores
historical audit logs and personal data backups.
Carles Pina submitted a new package (python-firebase-messaging) and prepared
updates for python3-ring-doorbell.
Carles Pina developed further po-debconf-manager: better state transition,
fixed bugs, automated assigning translators and reviewers on edit, updating
po header files automatically, fixed bugs, etc.
Carles Pina reviewed, submitted and followed up the debconf templates
translation (more than 20 packages) and translated some packages (about 5).
Santiago continued to work on DebConf 25 organization related tasks,
including handling the logo survey and results. Stefano spent time on DebConf 25 too.
Santiago continued the exploratory work about linux livepatching with Emmanuel Arias.
Santiago and Emmanuel found a challenge since kpatch won’t fully support linux
in trixie and newer, so they are exploring alternatives such as
klp-build.
Helmut maintained the /usr-move transition filing bugs in e.g. bubblewrap,
e2fsprogs, libvpd-2.2-3, and pam-tmpdir and corresponding on related
issues such as kexec-tools and live-build. The removal of the usrmerge
package unfortunately broke debootstrap and was quickly reverted. Continued
fallout is expected and will continue until trixie is released.
Helmut sent patches for 10 cross build failures and worked with Sandro Knauß
on stuck Qt/KDE patches related to cross building.
Helmut continued to maintain rebootstrap removing the need to build gnu-efi
in the process.
Colin upgraded 48 Python packages to new upstream versions, fixing four CVEs
and a number of compatibility bugs with recent Python versions.
Colin issued an openssh bookworm update
with a number of fixes that had accumulated over the last year, especially
fixing GSS-API key exchange which had been quite broken in bookworm.
Stefano fixed a minor bug in debian-reimbursements that was disallowing
combination PDFs containing JAL tickets, encoded in UTF-16.
Stefano uploaded a stable update to PyPy3 in bookworm, catching up with security
issues resolved in cPython.
Stefano fixed a regression in the eventlet from his Python 3.13 porting patch.
Stefano continued discussing a forwarded patch (renaming the sysconfigdata module)
with cPython upstream, ending in a decision to drop the patch from Debian.
This will need some continued work.
Anupa participated in the Debian Publicity team meeting in December,
which discussed the team activities done in 2024 and projects for 2025.
Some time ago I installed minidlna on our media server:
it was pretty easy to do, but quite limited in its support for the
formats I use most, so I ended up using other solutions such as mounting
the directory with sshfs.
Now, doing that from a phone, even a pinephone running debian, may not
be as convenient as doing it from the laptop where I already have my ssh
key :D and I needed to listed to music from the pinephone.
So, in anger, I decided to configure a web server to serve the files.
I installed lighttpd because I already had a role for this kind of
configuration in my ansible directory, and configured it to serve the
relevant directory in /etc/lighttpd/conf-available/20-music.conf:
the domain was already configured in my local dns (since everything is
only available to the local network), and I enabled both
20-music.conf and 10-dir-listing.conf.
And. That’s it. It works. I can play my CD rips on a single flac exactly
in the same way as I was used to (by ssh-ing to the media server and
using alsaplayer).
Then this evening I was talking to normal people1, and they
mentioned that they wouldn’t mind being able to skip tracks and fancy
things like those :D and I’ve found one possible improvement.
For the directories with the generated single-track ogg files I’ve
added some playlists with the command ls *.ogg > playlist.m3u, then
in the directory above I’ve run ls */*.m3u > playlist.m3u and that
also works.
Left as an exercise to the reader2 are writing a bash script
to generate all of the playlist.m3u files (and running it via some git
hook when the files change) or writing a php script to generate them on
the fly.
Update 2025-01-10: another reader3 wrote the php
script and has authorized me to post it here.
A minor package update, the first in over six years, for the RcppGetconf
package for reading system configuration — not unlike
getconf from the libc library — is now on CRAN
The changes are all minor package maintenance items of keeping URLs,
continuous integration, and best practices current. We had two helper
scripts use bash in their shebangs, and we just got dinged
in one of them. Tedious as this can at times seem, it ensures CRAN packages do in fact compile
just about anywhere which is a Good Thing (TM) so we obliged and updated
the package with that change—and all the others that had accumulated
over six years. No interface or behaviour changes, “just maintenance” as
one does at times.
The short list of changes in this release follows:
Changes in inline
version 0.0.4 (2025-01-07)
Dynamically linked compiled code is now registered in
NAMESPACE
The continuous integration setup was update several
times
The README was updated with current badges and
URLs
In light of this week’s announcement by Meta (Facebook, Instagram, Threads, etc), I have been pondering this question: Why am I, a person that has long been a staunch advocate of free speech and encryption, leery of sites that talk about being free speech-oriented? And, more to the point, why an I — a person that has been censored by Facebook for mentioning the Open Source social network Mastodon — not cheering a “lighter touch”?
The answers are complicated, and take me back to the early days of social networking. Yes, I mean the 1980s and 1990s.
Before digital communications, there were barriers to reaching a lot of people. Especially money. This led to a sort of self-censorship: it may be legal to write certain things, but would a newspaper publish a letter to the editor containing expletives? Probably not.
As digital communications started to happen, suddenly people could have their own communities. Not just free from the same kinds of monetary pressures, but free from outside oversight (parents, teachers, peers, community, etc.) When you have a community that the majority of people lack the equipment to access — and wouldn’t understand how to access even if they had the equipment — you have a place where self-expression can be unleashed.
And, as J. C. Herz covers in what is now an unintentional history (her book Surfing on the Internet was published in 1995), self-expression WAS unleashed. She enjoyed the wit and expression of everything from odd corners of Usenet to the text-based open world of MOOs and MUDs. She even talks about groups dedicated to insults (flaming) in positive terms.
But as I’ve seen time and again, if there are absolutely no rules, then whenever a group gets big enough — more than a few dozen people, say — there are troublemakers that ruin it for everyone. Maybe it’s trolling, maybe it’s vicious attacks, you name it — it will arrive and it will be poisonous.
I remember the debates within the Debian community about this. Debian is one of the pillars of the Internet today, a nonprofit project with free speech in its DNA. And yet there were inevitably the poisonous people. Debian took too long to learn that allowing those people to run rampant was causing more harm than good, because having a well-worn Delete key and a tolerance for insults became a requirement for being a Debian developer, and that drove away people that had no desire to deal with such things. (I should note that Debian strikes a much better balance today.)
But in reality, there were never absolutely no rules. If you joined a BBS, you used it at the whim of the owner (the “sysop” or system operator). The sysop may be a 16-yr-old running it from their bedroom, or a retired programmer, but in any case they were letting you use their resources for free and they could kick you off for any or no reason at all. So if you caused trouble, or perhaps insulted their cat, you’re banned. But, in all but the smallest towns, there were other options you could try.
On the other hand, sysops enjoyed having people call their BBSs and didn’t want to drive everyone off, so there was a natural balance at play. As networks like Fidonet developed, a sort of uneasy approach kicked in: don’t be excessively annoying, and don’t be easily annoyed. Like it or not, it seemed to generally work. A BBS that repeatedly failed to deal with troublemakers could risk removal from Fidonet.
On the more institutional Usenet, you generally got access through your university (or, in a few cases, employer). Most universities didn’t really even know they were running a Usenet server, and you were generally left alone. Until you did something that annoyed somebody enough that they tracked down the phone number for your dean, in which case real-world consequences would kick in. A site may face the Usenet Death Penalty — delinking from the network — if they repeatedly failed to prevent malicious content from flowing through their site.
Some BBSs let people from minority communities such as LGBTQ+ thrive in a place of peace from tormentors. A lot of them let people be themselves in a way they couldn’t be “in real life”. And yes, some harbored trolls and flamers.
The point I am trying to make here is that each BBS, or Usenet site, set their own policies about what their own users could do. These had to be harmonized to a certain extent with the global community, but in a certain sense, with BBSs especially, you could just use a different one if you didn’t like what the vibe was at a certain place.
That this free speech ethos survived was never inevitable. There were many attempts to regulate the Internet, and it was thanks to the advocacy of groups like the EFF that we have things like strong encryption and a degree of freedom online.
With the rise of the very large platforms — and here I mean CompuServe and AOL at first, and then Facebook, Twitter, and the like later — the low-friction option of just choosing a different place started to decline. You could participate on a Fidonet forum from any of thousands of BBSs, but you could only participate in an AOL forum from AOL. The same goes for Facebook, Twitter, and so forth. Not only that, but as social media became conceived of as very large sites, it became impossible for a person with enough skill, funds, and time to just start a site themselves. Instead of neading a few thousand dollars of equipment, you’d need tens or hundreds of millions of dollars of equipment and employees.
All that means you can’t really run Facebook as a nonprofit. It is a business. It should be absolutely clear to everyone that Facebook’s mission is not the one they say it is — “[to] give people the power to build community and bring the world closer together.” If that was their goal, they wouldn’t be creating AI users and AI spam and all the rest. Zuck isn’t showing courage; he’s sucking up to Trump and those that will pay the price are those that always do: women and minorities.
Really, the point of any large social network isn’t to build community. It’s to make the owners their next billion. They do that by convincing people to look at ads on their site. Zuck is as much a windsock as anyone else; he will adjust policies in whichever direction he thinks the wind is blowing so as to let him keep putting ads in front of eyeballs, and stomp all over principles — even free speech — doing it. Don’t expect anything different from any large commercial social network either. Bluesky is going to follow the same trajectory as all the others.
The problem with a one-size-fits-all content policy is that the world isn’t that kind of place. For instance, I am a pacifist. There is a place for a group where pacifists can hang out with each other, free from the noise of the debate about pacifism. And there is a place for the debate. Forcing everyone that signs up for the conversation to sign up for the debate is harmful. Preventing the debate is often also harmful. One company can’t square this circle.
Beyond that, the fact that we care so much about one company is a problem on two levels. First, it indicates how succeptible people are to misinformation and such. I don’t have much to offer on that point. Secondly, it indicates that we are too centralized.
We have a solution there: Mastodon. Mastodon is a modern, open source, decentralized social network. You can join any instance, easily migrate your account from one server to another, and so forth. You pick an instance that suits you. There are thousands of others you can choose from. Some aggressively defederate with instances known to harbor poisonous people; some don’t.
And, to harken back to the BBS era, if you have some time, some skill, and a few bucks, you can run your own Mastodon instance.
Personally, I still visit Facebook on occasion because some people I care about are mainly there. But it is such a terrible experience that I rarely do. Meta is becoming irrelevant to me. They are on a path to becoming irrelevant to many more as well. Maybe this is the moment to go “shrug, this sucks” and try something better.
Author: Hillary Lyon “Aloysius, what are you doing up here?” Roget looked around the cluttered, dusty attic. He gently kicked a cardboard box labeled ‘Mom’s Books.’ A storm of dust motes exploded around his foot. Without looking up, Aloysius answered, “I’m writing.” He dipped his quill in the small ink pot on the antique writing […]
Bejamin's team needed to generate a unique session ID value that can't easily be guessed. The traditional way of doing this would be to generate cryptographically secure random bytes. Most languages, including PHP, have a solution for doing that.
Now, mt_rand is not cryptographically secure. They generate a random number (of arbitrary size) and concatenate it to a string. When the string is 32 characters long (including a leading zero), we call that enough.
This is not generating random bytes. To the contrary, the bytes it's generating are very not random, seeing as they're constrained to a character between 0 and 9.
We then pass that through the uniqid function. Now, uniqid also generates a non-cryptographically secure unique identifier. Here, we're specifying our large number is the prefix to that unique ID, and asking for more randomness to be added (the true parameter). This is better than what they did with the while loop above, though still not the "correct" way to do it.
Finally, we pass it through the md5 algorithm to reduce it to a hash, because we just love hash collisions.
It's impressive that, given a chance to make a choice about security-related features, they were able to make every single wrong choice.
This is also why you don't implement this stuff yourself. There are far more ways to get it wrong than there are ways to get it right.
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If you go on reddit.com via browser, on the left column you can see a section called "RECENT" with the list of the last 5 communities recently visited.
If you want to remove them, say for privacy reasons (shared device, etc.), there's no simple way to do so: there's not "X" button next to it, your profile page doesn't offer a way to clear that out. you could clear all the data from the website, but that seems too extreme, no?
Enter Chrome's "Developer Tools"
While on reddit.com open Menu > More Tools > Developers tool, go on the Application tab, Storage > Local storage and select reddit.com; on the center panel you see a list of key-value pairs, look for the key "recent-subreddits-store"; you can see the list of the 5 communities in the JSON below.
If you wanna get rid of the recently viewed communities list, simply delete that key, refresh reddit.com and voila, empty list.
Note: I'm fairly sure i read about this method somewhere, i simply cant remember where, but it's definitely not me who came up with it. I just needed to use it recently and had to back track memories to figure it out again, so it's time to write it down.
Besieged by scammers seeking to phish user accounts over the telephone, Apple and Google frequently caution that they will never reach out unbidden to users this way. However, new details about the internal operations of a prolific voice phishing gang show the group routinely abuses legitimate services at Apple and Google to force a variety of outbound communications to their users, including emails, automated phone calls and system-level messages sent to all signed-in devices.
Image: Shutterstock, iHaMoo.
KrebsOnSecurity recently told the saga of a cryptocurrency investor named Tony who was robbed of more than $4.7 million in an elaborate voice phishing attack. In Tony’s ordeal, the crooks appear to have initially contacted him via Google Assistant, an AI-based service that can engage in two-way conversations. The phishers also abused legitimate Google services to send Tony an email from google.com, and to send a Google account recovery prompt to all of his signed-in devices.
Today’s story pivots off of Tony’s heist and new details shared by a scammer to explain how these voice phishing groups are abusing a legitimate Apple telephone support line to generate “account confirmation” message prompts from Apple to their customers.
Before we get to the Apple scam in detail, we need to revisit Tony’s case. The phishing domain used to steal roughly $4.7 million in cryptocurrencies from Tony was verify-trezor[.]io. This domain was featured in a writeup from February 2024 by the security firm Lookout, which found it was one of dozens being used by a prolific and audacious voice phishing group it dubbed “Crypto Chameleon.”
Crypto Chameleon was brazenly trying to voice phish employees at the U.S. Federal Communications Commission (FCC), as well as those working at the cryptocurrency exchanges Coinbase and Binance. Lookout researchers discovered multiple voice phishing groups were using a new phishing kit that closely mimicked the single sign-on pages for Okta and other authentication providers.
As we’ll see in a moment, that phishing kit is operated and rented out by a cybercriminal known as “Perm” a.k.a. “Annie.” Perm is the current administrator of Star Fraud, one of the more consequential cybercrime communities on Telegram and one that has emerged as a foundry of innovation in voice phishing attacks.
A review of the many messages that Perm posted to Star Fraud and other Telegram channels showed they worked closely with another cybercriminal who went by the handles “Aristotle” and just “Stotle.”
It is not clear what caused the rift, but at some point last year Stotle decided to turn on his erstwhile business partner Perm, sharing extremely detailed videos, tutorials and secrets that shed new light on how these phishing panels operate.
Stotle explained that the division of spoils from each robbery is decided in advance by all participants. Some co-conspirators will be paid a set fee for each call, while others are promised a percentage of any overall amount stolen. The person in charge of managing or renting out the phishing panel to others will generally take a percentage of each theft, which in Perm’s case is 10 percent.
When the phishing group settles on a target of interest, the scammers will create and join a new Discord channel. This allows each logged on member to share what is currently on their screen, and these screens are tiled in a series of boxes so that everyone can see all other call participant screens at once.
Each participant in the call has a specific role, including:
-The Caller: The person speaking and trying to social engineer the target.
-The Operator: The individual managing the phishing panel, silently moving the victim from page to page.
-The Drainer: The person who logs into compromised accounts to drain the victim’s funds.
-The Owner: The phishing panel owner, who will frequently listen in on and participate in scam calls.
‘OKAY, SO THIS REALLY IS APPLE’
In one video of a live voice phishing attack shared by Stotle, scammers using Perm’s panel targeted a musician in California. Throughout the video, we can see Perm monitoring the conversation and operating the phishing panel in the upper right corner of the screen.
In the first step of the attack, they peppered the target’s Apple device with notifications from Apple by attempting to reset his password. Then a “Michael Keen” called him, spoofing Apple’s phone number and saying they were with Apple’s account recovery team.
The target told Michael that someone was trying to change his password, which Michael calmly explained they would investigate. Michael said he was going to send a prompt to the man’s device, and proceeded to place a call to an automated line that answered as Apple support saying, “I’d like to send a consent notification to your Apple devices. Do I have permission to do that?”
In this segment of the video, we can see the operator of the panel is calling the real Apple customer support phone number 800-275-2273, but they are doing so by spoofing the target’s phone number (the victim’s number is redacted in the video above). That’s because calling this support number from a phone number tied to an Apple account and selecting “1” for “yes” will then send an alert from Apple that displays the following message on all associated devices:
Calling the Apple support number 800-275-2273 from a phone number tied to an Apple account will cause a prompt similar to this one to appear on all connected Apple devices.
KrebsOnSecurity asked two different security firms to test this using the caller ID spoofing service shown in Perm’s video, and sure enough calling that 800 number for Apple by spoofing my phone number as the source caused the Apple Account Confirmation to pop up on all of my signed-in Apple devices.
In essence, the voice phishers are using an automated Apple phone support line to send notifications from Apple and to trick people into thinking they’re really talking with Apple. The phishing panel video leaked by Stotle shows this technique fooled the target, who felt completely at ease that he was talking to Apple after receiving the support prompt on his iPhone.
“Okay, so this really is Apple,” the man said after receiving the alert from Apple. “Yeah, that’s definitely not me trying to reset my password.”
“Not a problem, we can go ahead and take care of this today,” Michael replied. “I’ll go ahead and prompt your device with the steps to close out this ticket. Before I do that, I do highly suggest that you change your password in the settings app of your device.”
The target said they weren’t sure exactly how to do that. Michael replied “no problem,” and then described how to change the account password, which the man said he did on his own device. At this point, the musician was still in control of his iCloud account.
“Password is changed,” the man said. “I don’t know what that was, but I appreciate the call.”
“Yup,” Michael replied, setting up the killer blow. “I’ll go ahead and prompt you with the next step to close out this ticket. Please give me one moment.”
The target then received a text message that referenced information about his account, stating that he was in a support call with Michael. Included in the message was a link to a website that mimicked Apple’s iCloud login page — 17505-apple[.]com. Once the target navigated to the phishing page, the video showed Perm’s screen in the upper right corner opening the phishing page from their end.
“Oh okay, now I log in with my Apple ID?,” the man asked.
“Yup, then just follow the steps it requires, and if you need any help, just let me know,” Michael replied.
As the victim typed in their Apple password and one-time passcode at the fake Apple site, Perm’s screen could be seen in the background logging into the victim’s iCloud account.
It’s unclear whether the phishers were able to steal any cryptocurrency from the victim in this case, who did not respond to requests for comment. However, shortly after this video was recorded, someone leaked several music recordings stolen from the victim’s iCloud account.
At the conclusion of the call, Michael offered to configure the victim’s Apple profile so that any further changes to the account would need to happen in person at a physical Apple store. This appears to be one of several scripted ploys used by these voice phishers to gain and maintain the target’s confidence.
A tutorial shared by Stotle titled “Social Engineering Script” includes a number of tips for scam callers that can help establish trust or a rapport with their prey. When the callers are impersonating Coinbase employees, for example, they will offer to sign the user up for the company’s free security email newsletter.
“Also, for your security, we are able to subscribe you to Coinbase Bytes, which will basically give you updates to your email about data breaches and updates to your Coinbase account,” the script reads. “So we should have gone ahead and successfully subscribed you, and you should have gotten an email confirmation. Please let me know if that is the case. Alright, perfect.”
In reality, all they are doing is entering the target’s email address into Coinbase’s public email newsletter signup page, but it’s a remarkably effective technique because it demonstrates to the would-be victim that the caller has the ability to send emails from Coinbase.com.
Asked to comment for this story, Apple said there has been no breach, hack, or technical exploit of iCloud or Apple services, and that the company is continuously adding new protections to address new and emerging threats. For example, it said it has implemented rate limiting for multi-factor authentication requests, which have been abused by voice phishing groups to impersonate Apple.
Apple said its representatives will never ask users to provide their password, device passcode, or two-factor authentication code or to enter it into a web page, even if it looks like an official Apple website. If a user receives a message or call that claims to be from Apple, here is what the user should expect.
AUTODOXERS
According to Stotle, the target lists used by their phishing callers originate mostly from a few crypto-related data breaches, including the 2022 and 2024 breaches involving user account data stolen from cryptocurrency hardware wallet vendor Trezor.
Perm’s group and other crypto phishing gangs rely on a mix of homemade code and third-party data broker services to refine their target lists. Known as “autodoxers,” these tools help phishing gangs quickly automate the acquisition and/or verification of personal data on a target prior to each call attempt.
One “autodoxer” service advertised on Telegram that promotes a range of voice phishing tools and services.
Stotle said their autodoxer used a Telegram bot that leverages hacked accounts at consumer data brokers to gather a wealth of information about their targets, including their full Social Security number, date of birth, current and previous addresses, employer, and the names of family members.
The autodoxers are used to verify that each email address on a target list has an active account at Coinbase or another cryptocurrency exchange, ensuring that the attackers don’t waste time calling people who have no cryptocurrency to steal.
Some of these autodoxer tools also will check the value of the target’s home address at property search services online, and then sort the target lists so that the wealthiest are at the top.
CRYPTO THIEVES IN THE SHARK TANK
Stotle’s messages on Discord and Telegram show that a phishing group renting Perm’s panel voice-phished tens of thousands of dollars worth of cryptocurrency from the billionaire Mark Cuban.
“I was an idiot,” Cuban told KrebsOnsecurity when asked about the June 2024 attack, which he first disclosed in a short-lived post on Twitter/X. “We were shooting Shark Tank and I was rushing between pitches.”
Image: Shutterstock, ssi77.
Cuban said he first received a notice from Google that someone had tried to log in to his account. Then he got a call from what appeared to be a Google phone number. Cuban said he ignored several of these emails and calls until he decided they probably wouldn’t stop unless he answered.
“So I answered, and wasn’t paying enough attention,” he said. “They asked for the circled number that comes up on the screen. Like a moron, I gave it to them, and they were in.”
Unfortunately for Cuban, somewhere in his inbox were the secret “seed phrases” protecting two of his cryptocurrency accounts, and armed with those credentials the crooks were able to drain his funds. All told, the thieves managed to steal roughly $43,000 worth of cryptocurrencies from Cuban’s wallets — a relatively small heist for this crew.
“They must have done some keyword searches,” once inside his Gmail account, Cuban said. “I had sent myself an email I had forgotten about that had my seed words for 2 accounts that weren’t very active any longer. I had moved almost everything but some smaller balances to Coinbase.”
LIFE IS A GAME: MONEY IS HOW WE KEEP SCORE
Cybercriminals involved in voice phishing communities on Telegram are universally obsessed with their crypto holdings, mainly because in this community one’s demonstrable wealth is primarily what confers social status. It is not uncommon to see members sizing one another up using a verbal shorthand of “figs,” as in figures of crypto wealth.
For example, a low-level caller with no experience will sometimes be mockingly referred to as a 3fig or 3f, as in a person with less than $1,000 to their name. Salaries for callers are often also referenced this way, e.g. “Weekly salary: 5f.”
This meme shared by Stotle uses humor to depict an all-too-common pathway for voice phishing callers, who are often minors recruited from gaming networks like Minecraft and Roblox. The image that Lookout used in its blog post for Crypto Chameleon can be seen in the lower right hooded figure.
Voice phishing groups frequently require new members to provide “proof of funds” — screenshots of their crypto holdings, ostensibly to demonstrate they are not penniless — before they’re allowed to join.
This proof of funds (POF) demand is typical among thieves selling high-dollar items, because it tends to cut down on the time-wasting inquiries from criminals who can’t afford what’s for sale anyway. But it has become so common in cybercrime communities that there are now several services designed to create fake POF images and videos, allowing customers to brag about large crypto holdings without actually possessing said wealth.
Several of the phishing panel videos shared by Stotle feature audio that suggests co-conspirators were practicing responses to certain call scenarios, while other members of the phishing group critiqued them or tried disrupt their social engineering by being verbally abusive.
These groups will organize and operate for a few weeks, but tend to disintegrate when one member of the conspiracy decides to steal some or all of the loot, referred to in these communities as “snaking” others out of their agreed-upon sums. Almost invariably, the phishing groups will splinter apart over the drama caused by one of these snaking events, and individual members eventually will then re-form a new phishing group.
Allison Nixon is the chief research officer for Unit 221B, a cybersecurity firm in New York that has worked on a number of investigations involving these voice phishing groups. Nixon said the constant snaking within the voice phishing circles points to a psychological self-selection phenomenon that is in desperate need of academic study.
“In short, a person whose moral compass lets them rob old people will also be a bad business partner,” Nixon said. “This is another fundamental flaw in this ecosystem and why most groups end in betrayal. This structural problem is great for journalists and the police too. Lots of snitching.”
POINTS FOR BRAZENNESS
Asked about the size of Perm’s phishing enterprise, Stotle said there were dozens of distinct phishing groups paying to use Perm’s panel. He said each group was assigned their own subdomain on Perm’s main “command and control server,” which naturally uses the domain name commandandcontrolserver[.]com.
A review of that domain’s history via DomainTools.com shows there are at least 57 separate subdomains scattered across commandandcontrolserver[.]com and two other related control domains — thebackendserver[.]com and lookoutsucks[.]com. That latter domain was created and deployed shortly after Lookout published its blog post on Crypto Chameleon.
The dozens of phishing domains that phone home to these control servers are all kept offline when they are not actively being used in phishing attacks. A social engineering training guide shared by Stotle explains this practice minimizes the chances that a phishing domain will get “redpaged,” a reference to the default red warning pages served by Google Chrome or Firefox whenever someone tries to visit a site that’s been flagged for phishing or distributing malware.
What’s more, while the phishing sites are live their operators typically place a CAPTCHA challenge in front of the main page to prevent security services from scanning and flagging the sites as malicious.
It may seem odd that so many cybercriminal groups operate so openly on instant collaboration networks like Telegram and Discord. After all, this blog is replete with stories about cybercriminals getting caught thanks to personal details they inadvertently leaked or disclosed themselves.
Nixon said the relative openness of these cybercrime communities makes them inherently risky, but it also allows for the rapid formation and recruitment of new potential co-conspirators. Moreover, today’s English-speaking cybercriminals tend to be more afraid of getting home invaded or mugged by fellow cyber thieves than they are of being arrested by authorities.
“The biggest structural threat to the online criminal ecosystem is not the police or researchers, it is fellow criminals,” Nixon said. “To protect them from themselves, every criminal forum and marketplace has a reputation system, even though they know it’s a major liability when the police come. That is why I am not worried as we see criminals migrate to various ‘encrypted’ platforms that promise to ignore the police. To protect themselves better against the law, they have to ditch their protections against fellow criminals and that’s not going to happen.”
These days it’s straightforward to have reasonably secure, automatic decryption of your root filesystem at boot time on Debian 12. Here’s how I did it on an existing system which already had a stock kernel, secure boot enabled, grub2 and an encrypted root filesystem with the passphrase in key slot 0.
There’s no need to switch to systemd-boot for this setup but you will use systemd-cryptenroll to manage the TPM-sealed key. If that offends you, there are other ways of doing this.
Caveat
The parameters I’ll seal a key against in the TPM include a hash of the initial ramdisk. This is essential to prevent an attacker from swapping the image for one which discloses the key. However, it also means the key has to be re-sealed every time the image is rebuilt. This can be frequent, for example when installing/upgrading/removing packages which include a kernel module. You won’t get locked out (as long as you still have a passphrase in another slot), but will need to re-seal the key to restore the automation.
You can also choose not to include this parameter for the seal, but that opens the door to such an attack.
Caution: these are the steps I took on my own system. You may need to adjust them to avoid ending up with a non-booting system.
Check for a usable TPM device
We’ll bind the secure boot state, kernel parameters, and other boot measurements to a decryption key. Then, we’ll seal it using the TPM. This prevents the disk being moved to another system, the boot chain being tampered with and various other attacks.
Clean up older kernels including leftover configurations
I found that previously-removed (but not purged) kernel packages sometimes cause dracut to try installing files to the wrong paths. Identify them with:
# apt install aptitude
# aptitude search '~c'
Change search to purge or be more selective, this part is an exercise for the reader.
Switch to dracut for initramfs images
Unless you have a particular requirement for the default initramfs-tools, replace it with dracut and customise:
Remove (or comment) the root device from /etc/crypttab and rebuild the initial ramdisk with dracut -f.
Edit /etc/default/grub and add ‘rd.auto rd.luks=1‘ to GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX. Re-generate the config with update-grub.
At this point it’s a good idea to sanity-check the initrd contents with lsinitrd. Then, reboot using the new image to ensure there are no issues. This will also have up-to-date TPM measurements ready for the next step.
Identify device and seal a decryption key
# lsblk -ip -o NAME,TYPE,MOUNTPOINTS
NAME TYPE MOUNTPOINTS
/dev/nvme0n1p4 part /boot
/dev/nvme0n1p5 part
`-/dev/mapper/luks-deff56a9-8f00-4337-b34a-0dcda772e326 crypt
|-/dev/mapper/lv-var lvm /var
|-/dev/mapper/lv-root lvm /
`-/dev/mapper/lv-home lvm /home
In this example my root filesystem is in a container on /dev/nvme0n1p5. The existing passphrase key is in slot 0.
# systemd-cryptenroll --tpm2-device=auto --tpm2-pcrs=7+8+9+14 /dev/nvme0n1p5
Please enter current passphrase for disk /dev/nvme0n1p5: ********
New TPM2 token enrolled as key slot 1.
The PCRs I chose (7, 8, 9 and 14) correspond to the secure boot policy, kernel command line (to prevent init=/bin/bash-style attacks), files read by grub including that crucial initrd measurement, and secure boot MOK certificates and hashes. You could also include PCR 5 for the partition table state, and any others appropriate for your setup.
Reboot
You should now be able to reboot and the root device will be unlocked automatically, provided the secure boot measurements remain consistent.
The key slot protected by a passphrase (mine is slot 0) is now your recovery key. Do not remove it!
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This was my hundred-twenty-sixth month that I did some work for the Debian LTS initiative, started by Raphael Hertzog at Freexian.
I worked on updates for ffmpeg and haproxy in all releases. Along the way I marked more CVEs as not-affected than I had to fix. So finally there was no upload needed for haproxy anymore. Unfortunately testing ffmpeg was not as easy, as the recommended “just look whether mpv can play random videos” is not really satisfying. So the upload will happen only in January.
I also wonder whether fixing glewlwyd is really worth the effort, as the software is already EOL upstream.
Debian ELTS
This month was the seventy-seventhth ELTS month. During my allocated time I worked on ffmpeg, haproxy, amanda and kmail-account-wizzard.
Like LTS, all CVEs of haproxy and some of ffmpeg could be marked as not-affected and testing of the other packages was/is not really straight forward. So the final upload will only happen in January as well.
Debian Printing
Unfortunately I didn’t found any time to work on this topic.
Debian Matomo
Thanks a lot to William Desportes for all fixes of my bad PHP packaging.
Debian Astro
This month I uploaded new packages or new upstream or bugfix versions of:
I upgraded to Debian testing/trixie, and my network printer stopped appearing
in print dialogs. These are notes from the debugging session.
Check firewall configuration
I tried out kde, which installed plasma-firewall, which installed
firewalld, which closed by default the ports used for printing.
For extra fun, appindicators are not working in Gnome
and so firewall-applet is currently useless, although one can run
firewall-config manually, or use the command line that might be more user
friendly than the UI.
Step 1: change the zone for the home wifi to "Home":
firewall-cmd --zone home --list-interfaces
firewall-cmd --zone home --add-interface wlp1s0
Step 2: make sure the home zone can print:
firewall-cmd --zone home --list-services
firewall-cmd --zone home --add-service=ipp
firewall-cmd --zone home --add-service=ipp-client
firewall-cmd --zone home --add-service=mdns
I searched and searched but I could not find out whether ipp is needed,
ipp-client is needed, or both are needed.
Today's anonymous submission is a delightfully simple line of JavaScript which really is an archetype of a representative line.
$json = "{";
Now, I know you're thinking, "I see a '$' sigil, this must be PHP or maybe Perl!" No, this is JavaScript. And as you might be gathering from the code, this is the first line in a long block that constructs JSON through string concatenation.
And yes, JavaScript has built in functions for this, which work better than this. While it's possible that they need to generate custom JSON to support a misbehaving parser on the other side, that's it's own WTF- and it isn't the case here. The developers responsible simply didn't know how to handle JSON in JavaScript.
Do you know what else they couldn't understand? Source control and collaboration tools, so all of the JavaScript files were named things like david.js and lisa.js- each developer got their own JS file to work on, so they didn't conflict with anyone else.
Author: Majoki “Someone tell me what’s happening!” Subtechnician Tantynn yelled as he spaghettified. A physical state that closely resembles the squiggles of a toddler’s finger painting. Specialist Pingul sighed. Which probably looked to an outsider as if her head had warped in a most cartoonish way. Which it kinda had, but not in any dangerous […]
The sanctions target Beijing Integrity Technology Group, which U.S. officials say employed workers responsible for the Flax Typhoon attacks which compromised devices including routers and internet-enabled cameras to infiltrate government and industrial targets in the United States, Taiwan, Europe and elsewhere.
Ted's company hired a contract team to build an application. The budget eventually ran out without a finished application, so the code the contract team had produced was handed off to Ted's team to finish.
This is an example of the Ruby code Ted inherited:
defself.is_uniqueness(mr_number)
out = false
mrn = PatientMrn.find_by_mr_number(mr_number)
if mrn
out = truereturn mrn
endreturnnilend
The function is called is_uniqueness which is definitely some language barrier naming (is_unique is a more English way of wording it). But if we trace through the logic, this is just a wrapper around PatientMrn.find_by_mr_number- it returns an "mrn".
So, the first obvious problem: this isn't checking uniqueness in any way, shape or form.
Then there's the whole check for a valid record- either we find a record or we return nil. But since find_by_mr_number is clearly returning something falsy, that doesn't seem necessary.
And that is the default behavior for the Rails generated find_by methods- they just return nil if there are no records. So none of the checks are needed here. This whole method isn't needed here.
Finally, there's out. I have no idea what they were trying to accomplish here, but it smells like they wanted a global variable that they could check after the call for error statuses. If that was their goal, they failed in a few ways- first, returning nil conveys the same information. Second, global variables in Ruby get a $ sigil in front of them.
What the out variable truly represents is "do I want out of this codebase?" True. That is definitely true.
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Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer I’m not supposed to care which particular variety of illegal folderol a target has been committing. My job is to bring them to whichever form of justice is applicable. We default to it being that of the reality flow they’re in, unless whatever they’re up to is particularly awful, in […]
The file fill.copyright.blanks.yml is used to fill missing copyright information when running cme update dpkg-copyright. This file can contain a comment field that is used for book-keeping.
README.md:
comment: |-
the license from this file is used as a main license and tends to apply expat or CC to all files. Which is wrong. Let's skip this file and let cme retrieve data from files.skip: true
You may ask: why no use a YAML comments ? The problem is that YAML comments are dropped by cme edit dpkg. So you should not use them in fill.copyrights.blanks.yml.
It occurred to me that it may be interesting to copy the content of this comment in to debian/copyright file entries. But not in all cases, as some comments make sense in fill.copyright.blanks.yml but not in debian/copyright.
So I’ve added a new forwarded-comment parameter in fill.copyright.blanks.yml. The content of this field is copied verbatim in debian/copyright.
This way, you can add comments for book keeping and comments for debian/copyright entries.
For instance:
pan/gui/*:
forwarded-comment: some comment about gui
comment: this is an example from cme test files
yields:
Files: pan/gui/*
Copyright: 1989, 1991, Free Software Foundation, Inc.
License: GPL-2
Comment: some comment about gui
This new functionality is available in libconfig-model-dpkg-perl >= 3.008.
I tailed off on blog posts towards the end of the year; I blame a bunch of travel (personal + business), catching the ‘flu, then December being its usual busy self. Anyway, to try and start off the year a bit better I thought I’d do my annual recap of my Free Software activities.
In 2024 I managed to make it to FOSDEM again. It’s a hectic conference, and I know there are legitimate concerns about it being a super spreader event, but it has the advantage of being relatively close and having a lot of different groups of people I want to talk to / see talk at it. I’m already booked to go this year as well.
I spoke at All Systems Go in Berlin about Using TPMs at scale for protecting keys. It was nice to actually be able to talk publicly about some of the work stuff my team and I have been working on. I’d a talk submission in for FOSDEM about our use of attestation and why it’s not necessarily the evil some folk claim, but there were a lot of good talks submitted and I wasn’t selected. Maybe I’ll find somewhere else suitable to do it.
BSides Belfast may or may not count - it’s a security conference, but there’s a lot of overlap with various bits of Free software, so I feel it deserves a mention.
I skipped DebConf for 2024 for a variety of reasons, but I’m expecting to make DebConf25 in Brest, France in July.
Debian
Most of my contributions to Free software continue to happen within Debian.
In 2023 I’d done a bunch of work on retrogaming with Kodi on Debian, so I made an effort to try and keep those bits more up to date, even if I’m not actually regularly using them at present. RetroArch got 1.18.0+dfsg-1 and 1.19.1+dfsg-1 uploads. libretro-core-info got associated 1.18.0-1 and 1.19.0-1 uploads too. I note 1.20.0 has been released recently, so I’ll have to find some time to build the appropriate DFSG tarball and update it.
kodi-game-libretro itself had 20.2.7-1 uploaded, then 21.0.7-1. Latest upstream is 22.1.0, but that’s tracking Kodi 22 and we’re still on Kodi 21 so I plan to follow the Omega branch for now. Which I’ve just noticed had a 21.0.8 release this week.
Finally in the games space I uploaded mgba 0.10.3+dfsg-1 and 0.10.3+dfsg-2 for Ryan Tandy, before realising he was already a Debian Maintainer and granting him the appropriate ACL access so he can upload it himself; I’ve had zero concerns about any of his packaging.
The Debian Electronics Packaging Team continues to be home for a bunch of packages I care about. There was nothing big there, for me, in 2024, but a few bits of cleanup here and there.
I seem to have become one of the main uploaders for sdcc - I have some interest in the space, and the sigrok firmware requires it to build, so I at least like to ensure it’s in half decent state. I uploaded 4.4.0+dfsg-1, 4.4.0+dfsg-2, and, just in time to count for 2024, 4.4.0+dfsg-3.
The sdcc 4.4 upload lead to some compilation issues for sigrok-firmware-fx2laf so I uploaded 0.1.7-2 fixing that, then 0.1.7-3 doing some further cleanups.
OpenOCD had 0.12.0-2 uploaded to disable the libgpiod backend thanks to incompatible changes upstream. There were some in-discussion patches with OpenOCD upstream at the time, but they didn’t seem to be ready yet so I held off on pulling them in. 0.12.0-3 fixed builds with more recent versions of jimtcl. It looks like the next upstream release is about a year away, so Trixie will in all probability ship with 0.12.0 as well.
libjaylink had a new upstream release, so 0.4.0-1 was uploaded. libserialsport also had a new upstream release, leading to 0.1.2-1.
I finally cracked and uploaded sg3-utils 1.48-1 into experimental. I’m not the primary maintainer, but 1.46 is nearly 4 years old now and I wanted to get it updated in enough time to shake out any problems before we get to a Trixie freeze.
Outside of team owned packages, libcli had compilation issues with GCC 14, leading to 1.10.7-2. I also added a new package, sedutil1.20.0-2 back in April; it looks fairly unmaintained upstream (there’s been some recent activity, but it doesn’t seem to be release quality), but there was an outstanding ITP and I’ve some familiarity with the space as we’ve been using it at work as part of investigating TCG OPAL encryption.
I continue to keep an eye on Debian New Members, even though I’m mostly inactive as an application manager - we generally seem to have enough available recently. Mostly my involvement is via Front Desk activities, helping out with queries to the team alias, and contributing to internal discussions.
I’d a single kernel contribution this year, to Clean up TPM space after command failure. That was based on some issues we saw at work. I’ve another fix in progress that I hope to submit in 2025, but it’s for an intermittent failure so confirming the fix is necessary + sufficient is taking a little while.
Personal projects
I didn’t end up doing much in the way of externally published personal project work in 2024.
Despite the release of OpenPGP v6 in RFC 9580 I did not manage to really work on onak. I started on the v6 support, but have not had sufficient time to complete anything worth pushing external yet.
listadmin3 got some minor updates based on external feedback / MRs. It’s nice to know it’s useful to other folk even in its basic state.
That wraps up 2024. I’ve got no particular goals for this year at present. Ideally I’d get v6 support into onak, and it would be nice to implement some of the wishlist items people have provided for listadmin3, but I’ll settle for making sure all my Debian packages are in reasonable state for Trixie.
I use borg and restic to backup files in my system. Sometimes I run a huge
download or clone a large git repo and forget to mark it with CACHEDIR.TAG,
and it gets picked up slowing the backup process and wasting backup space
uselessly.
I would like to occasionally audit the system to have an idea of what is a
candidate for backup. ncdu would be great for
this, but it doesn't know about backup exclusion filters.
Let's teach it then.
Here's a script that simulates a backup and feeds the results to ncdu:
#!/usr/bin/python3importargparseimportosimportsysimporttimeimportstatimportjsonimportsubprocessimporttempfilefrompathlibimportPathfromtypingimportAnyFILTER_ARGS=["--one-file-system","--exclude-caches","--exclude","*/.cache",]BACKUP_PATHS=["/home",]classDir:""" Dispatch borg output into a hierarchical directory structure. borg prints a flat file list, ncdu needs a hierarchical JSON. """def__init__(self,path:Path,name:str):self.path=pathself.name=nameself.subdirs:dict[str,"Dir"]={}self.files:list[str]=[]defprint(self,indent:str="")->None:forname,subdirinself.subdirs.items():print(f"{indent}{name:}/")subdir.print(indent+" ")fornameinself.files:print(f"{indent}{name}")defadd(self,parts:tuple[str,...])->None:iflen(parts)==1:self.files.append(parts[0])returnsubdir=self.subdirs.get(parts[0])ifsubdirisNone:subdir=Dir(self.path/parts[0],parts[0])self.subdirs[parts[0]]=subdirsubdir.add(parts[1:])defto_data(self)->list[Any]:res:list[Any]=[]st=self.path.stat()res.append(self.collect_stat(self.name,st))forname,subdirinself.subdirs.items():res.append(subdir.to_data())dir_fd=os.open(self.path,os.O_DIRECTORY)try:fornameinself.files:try:st=os.lstat(name,dir_fd=dir_fd)exceptFileNotFoundError:print("Possibly broken encoding:",self.path,repr(name),file=sys.stderr,)continueifstat.S_ISDIR(st.st_mode):continueres.append(self.collect_stat(name,st))finally:os.close(dir_fd)returnresdefcollect_stat(self,fname:str,st)->dict[str,Any]:res={"name":fname,"ino":st.st_ino,"asize":st.st_size,"dsize":st.st_blocks*512,}ifstat.S_ISDIR(st.st_mode):res["dev"]=st.st_devreturnresclassScanner:def__init__(self)->None:self.root=Dir(Path("/"),"/")self.data=Nonedefscan(self)->None:withtempfile.TemporaryDirectory()astmpdir_name:mock_backup_dir=Path(tmpdir_name)/"backup"subprocess.run(["borg","init",mock_backup_dir.as_posix(),"--encryption","none"],cwd=Path.home(),check=True,)proc=subprocess.Popen(["borg","create","--list","--dry-run",]+FILTER_ARGS+[f"{mock_backup_dir}::test",]+BACKUP_PATHS,cwd=Path.home(),stderr=subprocess.PIPE,)assertproc.stderrisnotNoneforlineinproc.stderr:matchline[0:2]:caseb"- ":path=Path(line[2:].strip().decode())caseb"x ":continuecase_:raiseRuntimeError(f"Unparsable borg output: {line!r}")ifpath.parts[0]!="/":raiseRuntimeError(f"Unsupported path: {path.parts!r}")self.root.add(path.parts[1:])defto_json(self)->list[Any]:return[1,0,{"progname":"backup-ncdu","progver":"0.1","timestamp":int(time.time()),},self.root.to_data(),]defexport(self):returnjson.dumps(self.to_json()).encode()defmain():parser=argparse.ArgumentParser(description="Run ncdu to estimate sizes of files to backup.")parser.parse_args()scanner=Scanner()scanner.scan()# scanner.root.print()res=subprocess.run(["ncdu","-f-"],input=scanner.export())sys.exit(res.returncode)if__name__=="__main__":main()
Author: Audrianna It looms over our city, its glass panes providing us protection from the world outside. The world that is full of carnage, ruined by mankind. So we stay in the Dome. . . . I am close to my little brother, even after the death of our father. We look out for one […]
By now, all of you know that I take many unconventional views. Perhaps generating contrariness to supply my blog, Contrary Brin. Or to shake up calcified assumptions along a too-rigid, so-called ‘left-right spectrum.’ Or else sometimes just to entertain…
At other occasions, it’s a vent of pure frustration.
Sure, you hear one cliché about Carter, repeated all over: Carter was an ineffective president, but clearly a wonderful person, who redefined the EX-presidency.
Folks thereupon go on to talk about the charitable efforts of both Carters, Jimmy and Rosalind. Such as the boost they gave to Habitat for Humanity, both with membership pushes and frequently swinging hammers personally, helping build houses for the poor and turning Habitat into a major concern, worldwide. That alone would be enough, compared to the selfishly insular after-office behaviors of every single Republican ex-president. Ever. And Habitat was just one of the Carters’ many fulfilling endeavors.
In fact, I have a crackpot theory (one of several that you’ll find only in this missive), that JC was absolutely determined not to die, until the very last Guinea Worm preceded him. Helping first to kill off that gruesome parasite.
Haven’t heard of it? Look it up; better yet, watch some cringeworthy videos about this horrible, crippling pest! International efforts – boosted by the Carter Center – drove the Guinea Worm to the verge of eradication, with only 14 human cases reported in 2023 and 13 in 2022. And it’s plausible that the extinction wail of the very last one happened in ’24, giving Jimmy Carter release from his vow. (Unlikely? Sure, but I like to think so.)
Only, after-office goodness is not what’s in question here. Nor the fact that JC was one of Rickover’s Boys (I came close to being one!) who established the U.S. nuclear submarine fleet that restored deterrence in dangerous times and thus very likely prevented World War Three.
Or that, in Georgia, he was the first southern governor ever to stand up, bravely denouncing segregation and prejudice in all forms.
(Someone who taught Baptist Sunday School for 80+ years ought to have been embraced by U.S. Christians, but for the fact that Carter emphasized the Beatitudes and the words and teachings of Jesus, rather than the bile-and-blood-drenched, psychotic Book of Revelationthat now eroticizes so many who betray their own faith with gushers of lava-like hate toward their neighbors.)
But doesn’t everyone concede that Jimmy Carter was an exceptionally fine example of humanity?
In fact, among those with zero-sum personalities, a compliment like that assists their denigration of impractical-goodie eggheads! It allows them to smugly assert that such a generous soul must have also been gullible-sappy and impractical.
(“A good person… and therefore, he must have been incompetent as president! While our hero, while clearly a corrupt, lying pervert and servant of Moscow, MUST - therefore - be the blessed agent of God!”)
Sick people. And so, no, I’ll let others eulogize ‘what a nice fellow Jimmy Carter was.’
Today, I’m here to assail and demolish the accompanying nasty and utterly inaccurate slander: “…but he was a lousy president.”
No, he wasn’t. And I’ll fight anyone who says it. Because you slanderers don’t know your dang arse from…
Okay, okay. Breathe.
Contrary Brin? Sure.
But I mean it.
== Vietnam Fever ==
The mania goes all the way back to 1980. The utterly insipid “Morning in America” cult monomaniacally ignored the one central fact of that era…
… that the United States of America had fallen for a trap that almost killed it.
A trap that began when a handsome, macho fool announced that “We will pay any price, bear any burden…” And the schemers in Moscow rubbed their hands, answering:
“Really? ANY price? ANY burden? How about a nice, big land war in the jungles of Southeast Asia?”
A war that became our national correlate to the Guinea Worm. Those of you who are too young to have any idea how traumatic the Vietnam War was… you can be forgiven. But anyone past or present who thought that everything would go back to 1962 bliss, when Kissinger signed the Paris Accords, proved themselves imbeciles. America was shredded, in part by social chasms caused by an insanely stupid war…
…but also economically, after LBJ and then Nixon tried for “Guns and Butter.” Running a full-scale war without inconveniently calling for sacrifices to pay for it. Now throw in the OPEC oil crises! And the resulting inflation tore through America like an enema. Nixon couldn’t tame it. Ford couldn’t tame it. Neither had the guts.
Entering the White House, Jimmy Carter saw that the economy was teetering, and only strong medicine would work. Moreover, unlike any president, before or since, he cared only about the good of the nation.
As one of you regulars John Viril put it: “Jimmy Carter was, hands down, the most ethically sound President of my lifetime. He became President in the aftermath of Vietnam and during the second OPEC embargo. Carter's big achievement is that he killed hyper-inflation before it could trigger another depression, to the point that we didn't see it again for 40 years. Ronald Reagan gets credit for this, but it was Carter appointing tight-money Fed chairman Paul Volker that tamed inflation.” Paul Volcker (look him up!) ran the Federal Reserve with tough love, because Carter told Volcker: “Fix this. And I won’t interfere. Not for the sake of politics or re-election. Patch the leaks in our boat. Put us on a diet. Fix it.”
Carter did this knowing that a tight money policy could trigger a recession that would very likely cost him re-election. The medicine tasted awful. And it worked. Though it hurt like hell for 3 years, the post-Vietnam economic trauma got sweated out of the economy in record time. In fact, just in time for things to settle down and for Ronald Reagan to inherit an economy steadying back onto an even keel. His Morning in America.
Do you doubt that cause and effect? Care to step up with major wager stakes, before a panel of eminent economic historians? Because they know this and have said so. While politicians and media ignore them, in favor of Reagan idolatry.
Oh, and you who credit Reagan with starting the rebuilding of the U.S. military after Vietnam? Especially the stealth techs and subs that are the core of our peacekeeping deterrence? Nope. That was Carter, too.
== The peacemaker ==
No one else has succeeded. Trump assigned Jared Kushner to "solve the Middle East." The one and only thing he accomplished was to get the Saudis and Emirates to pony up literal billions directly and indirectly into Trump family wealth.
Bill Clinton - a very solid president, if not of Carter's moral stature - came that close to a major deal that would have given the Palestinians their state and Israel peace... till Yasser Arafat screwed the pooch by walking away with just one more teensy demand. Then one more... then...
But it was Jimmy Carter who actually pulled off a miracle, getting that Camp David handshake and deal and treaty between Egypt's Sadat and Israel's Begin. The deal that left Israel with distant IRAN as its worst enemy, and not its big and potentially lethal neighbor to the west. Yet fools shrug off that huge accomplishment, that no one since has matched. Or even come close to matching.
And then there’s another vital thing that Jimmy Carter did, in the wake of Nixon-Ford and Vietnam. He restored faith in our institutions. In the aftermath of Watergate and J. Edgar Hoover and the rest, he made appointments who re-established some degree of trust. And historians (though never pundits or partisan yammerers) agree that he largely succeeded, by choosing skilled and blemish free professionals, almost down the line.
And yes, let’s wager now over rates of turpitude in office, since then. Or indictments for malfeasance, between the parties! Starting with Nixon, all the way to Biden and Trump II. When the ratio of Republicans indicted and convicted for such crimes - compared to Democrats - approaches one hundred to one, is there any chance that our neighbors will notice… and decide that it is meaningful?
Not so long as idiots think that it makes them look so wise and cool to shake their heads and croon sadly “Both parties are the same!” You, who sing that song, you don’t sound wise. You sound like an ignoramus. But it’s never actively refuted.
Not so long as Democrats - tactical fools - habitually brag about the wrong things, and never mention facts like that one. The right ones.
== What about Reagan? ==
So. Yeah, yeah, you say. All of that may be true. But it comes to nothing, compared to Carter’s mishandling of the Iran Hostage Crisis.
Okay. This requires that – before getting to my main point - we first do an aside about Ronald Reagan.
By now, the evidence is way more than circumstantial that Reagan committed treason during the Iran crisis. Negotiating through emissaries (some of whom admit it now!) for the Ayatollahs to hold onto the hostages till Carter got torched in the 1980 US election.That’s a lot more than a ‘crackpot theory' by now… and yet I am not going in that direction, today.
Indeed, while I think his tenure set the modern theme for universal corruption of all subsequent Republican administrations, I have recently been extolling Ronald Reagan! See all the many ways in which he seemed like Arnold Schwarzenegger, in 1970, and almost an environmentalist Democrat! Certainly compared to today’s Foxite cult.
Indeed, despite his many faults – the lying and corrupt officials, the AIDS cruelty and especially the triple-goddamned ‘War on Drugs’ – Reagan nevertheless, clearly wanted America to remain strong on the world stage. And to prevail against the Soviet ‘evil empire’…
… and I said as much to liberals of that era! I asked: “WTF else would you call something as oppressive and horrible as the USSR?”
One thing I know across all my being. Were he around today, Ronald Reagan would spit in the eyes of every living Republican Putin-lover and KGB shill, now helping all the Lenin-raised “ex” commissars over there to rebuild – in all it’s evil – the Soviet Union. With a few altered symbols and lapel pins. As proved by the fervent support of NATO by today's Europeans.
But again, that rant aside, what I have to say about Carter now departs from Reagan, his nemesis.
Because this is not about Carter’s failed re-election. He already doomed any hope of that, when he told Volcker to fix the economy.
No, I am talking about Jimmy Carter’s Big Mistake.
== Iran… ==
So sure, I am not going to assert that Carter didn’t fumble the Hostage Crisis.
He did. Only not in the ways that you think! And here, not even the historians get things right.
When the Shah fell, the fever that swept the puritan/Islamist half of Iranian society was intense and the Ayatollahs used that to entrench themselves. But when a mob of radicals stormed the American Embassy and took about a hundred U.S. diplomats hostage, the Ayatollahs faced a set of questions:
-Shall we pursue vengeance on America – and specifically Carter – for supporting the Shah? Sounds good. But how hard should we push a country that’s so mighty?(Though note that post-Vietnam, we did look kinda lame.)
-What kind of deal can we extort out of this, while claiming “We don’t even control that mob!”
-And what’s our exit strategy?
During the subsequent, hellish year, it all seemed win-win for Khomeini and his clique. There was little we could do, without risking both the lives of the hostages and another oil embargo crisis, just as the U.S. economy was wobbling back onto its feet.
Yes, there was the Desert One rescue raid attempt, that failed because two helicopters developed engine trouble. Or – that’s the story. I do have a crackpot theory (What, Brin, you have another one?) about Desert One that I might insert into comments. If coaxed. No evidence, just a logical chain of thought. (Except to note that it was immediately after that aborted raid that emissaries from the Islamic Republic hurried to Switzerland, seeking negotiations.)
But never mind that here. I told you that Jimmy Carter made one big mistake during the Iran Hostage Crisis, and he made it right at the beginning. By doing the right and proper and mature and legal thing.
== Too grownup. Too mature… ==
When that mob of ‘students’ took and cruelly abused the U.S. diplomats, no one on Earth swallowed the Ayatollah’s deniability claims of “it’s the kids, not me!” It was always his affair. And he hated Carter for supporting the Shah. And as we now know, Khomeini had promises from Reagan. So how could Carter even maneuver?
Well, he did start out with some chips on his side of the table. The Iranian diplomatic corps on U.S. soil. And prominent Iranians with status in the new regime -- those who weren’t Palavists seeking sanctuary at the time. And some voices called for those diplomats etc. to be seized, as trading chips for our people in Tehran…
…and President Jimmy Carter shook his head, saying it would be against international law. Despite the fact that holding our folks hostage was an act of war. Moreover, Carter believed in setting an example. And so, he diplomatically expelled those Iranian diplomats and arranged for them to get tickets home.
Honorable. Legal. And throwing them in jail would be illegal. And his setting an example might have worked… if the carrot had been accompanied by a big stick. If the adversary had not been in the middle of a psychotic episode. And… a whole lotta ifs.
I have no idea whether anyone in the Carter White House suggested this. But there was an intermediate action that might have hit the exact sweet spot.
Arrest every Iranian diplomat and person on U.S. soil who was at all connected to the new regime… and intern them all at a luxury, beach-side hotel.
Allow news cameras to show the difference between civilized – even comfy - treatment and the nasty, foul things that our people were enduring, at the hands of those fervid ‘students.’ But above all, let those images – the stark contrast - continue on and on and on. While American jingoists screeched and howled for ourIraniancaptives to be treated the same way. While the president refused.
Indeed, it is the contrast that would have torn world opinion, and any pretense of morality, away from the mullahs. And, with bikini-clad Americans strolling by daily, plus margaritas and waffles at the bar, wouldn’t their diplomats have screamed about such decadent torture? And pleaded for a deal – a swap of ‘hostages’ - to come home? Or else, maybe one by one, might they defect?
We’ll never know. But it would have been worth a try. And every night, Walter Cronkite’s line might have been different.
And so, sure. Yeah. I think Carter made a mistake. And yeah, it was related to his maturity and goodness. So, I lied to you. Maybe he was too nice for the office. Too good for us to deserve.
== So, what’s my point? ==
I do have top heroes and Jimmy Carter is not one of them. I admired him immensely and thought him ill-treated by the nation that he served well. But to me he is second-tier to Ben Franklin. To Lincoln and to Jane Goodall and George Marshall.
But this missive is more about Carter’s despicable enemies. Nasty slanderers and liars and historical grudge-fabulators…
…of the same ilk as the bitchy slanderers who savagely attacked John Kerry, 100% of whose Vietnam comrades called him a hero, while 100% of the dastardly “swift-boaters” proved to be obscenely despicable preeners, who were never even there.
Or the ‘birthers’ who never backed up a single word, but only screeched louder, when shown many copies of Obama’s 1962 birth announcement in the Honolulu advertiser. Or the ass-hats who attacked John McCain and other decent, honorable Republicans who have fled the confederate madness, since Trump. Or the stop-the-steal shriekers who - likewise - never showed a shred of plausible evidence for their poor-loser whines.
Or the myriad monstrous yammerers who now attack all fact-using professions, from science and teaching, medicine and law and civil service to the heroes of the FBI/Intel/Military officer corps who won the Cold War and the War on terror.
Nutters and Kremlin-boys who aren’t worthy to shine the boots of a great defender-servant like Mark Milley.
Jeepers David… calm down. We get it. But take a stress pill, already or you might burst a vessel.
Heroes like Marshall. Like MLK. Like Greta Thunberg and Amory Lovins.
And like the best president (by many metrics) of the last over-100 years.
== And a lagniappe about another maligned hero ==
I meant to stop there. But an item in today's news will make your MAGA risk a stroke. Today Joe Biden gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to George Soros.
Up there among the many despicable acts of Trumpism has been cheapening the PMOF into a pointed stick, to poke the eyes of the other party. Sure, it always had a bit of that element. But Trump turned it into a drop my pants and moon you all! episode of The Apprentice.
Many are shouting that Biden did that, today. And maybe mooning was part of it. Still, you haters need to ask yourself what it means that Soros has been howled-at more than almost anyone else on the hate lists of both Rupert Murdoch and Vladimir Putin.
I don't have time to go into what could be a whole 'nother blog. But for decades, during their frequent rants against Soros, Foxites railed: "He's so dangerous and meddlesome that Soros personally toppled Ten Foreign Governments!!"
To which I answer: "Well, okay, I'll give you that. While you exaggerate, Soros, through his meddlesome pro-democracy NGOs, did play some role in toppling a buncha foreign governments, but..."
...but so confident are Fox-yammerers, in the dittohead stupidity of their viewers, that they know none of them will ever express God's great gift of curiosity... and ask:
"Say, Sean or Glenn or Tucker or Jeanine or Jesse, could you please LIST them for us? The foreign governments that YOU credit that satanic meddler G. Soros with toppling?"
Oh, to see them run if that question were ever asked on-air. Sputter and distract. Signal for a commercial break.
Can YOU name them? I gave you a clue at the end of the 3rd paragraph of this lagniappe. And there are times when all gets revealed, simply by asking the right question. Examining your clichés.
Like when I started this episode, casting doubt upon the slanderous-but-standard cliché about a truly fine president. Jimmy Carter.
I hate asking but I am unemployable with this broken arm fiasco and 6 hours a day hospital runs for treatment. If you could spare anything it would be appreciated! https://gofund.me/573cc38e
It seems that Bug#1037256 will be fixed with supporting compressed font.
I don't know how to do it furthermore ,
but I'm sure that Mr. Cyril Brulebois will handle this issue better. :-)
(I thought that creating fake fontconfig cache when building image, then decompress compressed font dynamically might work as just an idea, but it didn't work.)
If you would like to tackle fixing d-i issues as a newbie, it might be better to execute "make reallyclean" before rebuilding image not to fall-in pitfalls.
Author: Simon Kerr Iru glanced down past the beast’s flank, twin pulsars shining in the dark below, rotating once every ninety seconds. The race began when the pulses aligned. Scanning the other racers, she accessed her synaptic implant, modulating heart rate and blood pressure, throttling adrenaline. The recursive nanovirus she’d introduced earlier was having some […]
Our Debian User Group met on December 22nd for our last meeting of
2024. I wasn't sure at first it was a good idea, but many people showed up and
it was great!
fought with the Supersonic flatpak to fix build with latest
placebo (failed), but managed to update to the latest upstream
realized that keyring-pass does the inverse of what he needs, whereas
pass_secret_service, which does, is poorly maintained and depends on
the dead pypass library
uploaded new upstream versions of etckeeper, mdformat and
python-internetarchive
added basic salsa CI and some RFA for a bunch of packages
(python-midiutil, antimony, python-pyo, rakarrack, python-pyknon,
soundcraft-utils, cecilia, nasty, gnome-icon-theme-nuovo,
gnome-extra-iconsg, nome-subtitles, timgm6mb-soundfont)
mjeanson and joeDoe:
hanged out and did some stuff :)
Some of us ended up grabbing a drink after the event at l'Isle de Garde,
a pub right next to the venue.
Pictures
This time around, we were hosted by l'Espace des possibles, at their
new location (they moved since our last visit). It was great! People liked the
space so much we actually discussed going back there more often :)
Happy New Year 2025! Wishing everyone health, productivity, and a
successful Debian release later in this year.
Strict ownership of packages
I'm glad my last bits sparked discussions about barriers between
packages and contributors, summarized temporarily in some post on the
debian-devel list. As one participant aptly put it, we need a way
to visibly say, "I'll do the job until someone else steps up".
Based on my experience with the Bug of the Day initiative, simplifying
the process for engaging with packages would significantly help.
Currently we have
NMU The Developers Reference outlines several preconditions
for NMUs, explicitly stating, "Fixing cosmetic issues or changing
the packaging style in NMUs is discouraged." This makes NMUs
unsuitable for addressing package smells. However, I've seen
NMUs used for tasks like switching to source format 3.0 or bumping
the debhelper compat level. While it's technically possible to file
a bug and then address it in an NMU, the process inherently limits
the NMUer's flexibility to reduce package smells.
Package Salvaging This is another approach for working on
someone else's packages, aligning with the process we often follow
in the Bug of the Day initiative. The criteria for selecting packages
typically indicate that the maintainer either lacks time to address
open bugs, has lost interest, or is generally MIA.
Both options have drawbacks, so I'd welcome continued discussion on
criteria for lowering the barriers to moving packages to Salsa and
modernizing their packaging. These steps could enhance Debian overall
and are generally welcomed by active maintainers. The discussion also
highlighted that packages on Salsa are often maintained
collaboratively, fostering the team-oriented atmosphere already
established in several Debian teams.
Salsa
Continuous Integration
As part of the ongoing discussion about package maintenance, I'm
considering the suggestion to switch from the current opt-in model for
Salsa CI to an opt-out approach. While I fully agree that human
verification is necessary when the pipeline is activated, I
believe the current option to enable CI is less visible than it should
be. I'd welcome a more straightforward approach to improve access to
better testing for what we push to Salsa.
Number of packages not on Salsa
In my campaign, I stated that I aimed to reduce the number of
packages maintained outside Salsa to below 2,000. As of March 28, 2024,
the count was 2,368. As of this writing, the count stands at 1,928 [1],
so I consider this promise fulfilled. My thanks go out to everyone who
contributed to this effort. Moving forward, I'd like to set a more
ambitious goal for the remainder of my term and hope we can reduce the
number to below 1,800.
[1] UDD query: SELECT DISTINCT count(*) FROM sources WHERE release = 'sid' and vcs_url not like '%salsa%' ;
Past and future events
Talk at MRI Together
In early December, I gave a short online talk, primarily
focusing on my work with the Debian Med team. I also used my position as
DPL to advocate for attracting more users and developers from the
scientific research community.
FOSSASIA
I originally planned to attend FOSDEM this year. However, given the
strong Debian presence there and the need for better representation at
the FOSSASIA Summit, I decided to prioritize the latter. This
aligns with my goal of improving geographic diversity. I also look
forward to opportunities for inter-distribution discussions.
Debian team sprints
Debian Ruby Sprint
I approved the budget for the Debian Ruby Sprint, scheduled for
January 2025 in Paris. If you're interested in contributing to the Ruby
team, whether in person or online, consider reaching out to them. I'm
sure any helping hand would be appreciated.
Debian Med sprint
There will also be a Debian Med sprint in Berlin in mid-February.
As usual, you don't need to be an expert in biology or
medicine–basic bug squashing skills are enough to contribute and enjoy
the friendly atmosphere the Debian Med team fosters at their sprints.
For those working in biology and medicine, we typically offer packaging
support. Anyone interested in spending a weekend focused on impactful
scientific work with Debian is warmly invited.
Ah well, no advice that I offer* to obstinate politicos, pundits or AI-inventors ever gets past the Cliché Protection Barrier that's established to firmly keep out any ideas (and I got a million of em) that are Not-Invented-Here. Should I take a hint and stay in my lane?
Naw. But one way to keep defending this incredible, miraculously creative, anomalous Enlightenment Civilization is to keep pointing out how wonderful science truly is! And hence...
Pretty big (though interpolative) news: “By studying the genomes of organisms that are alive today, scientists have determined that the last universal common ancestor (LUCA), the first organism that spawned all the life that exists today on Earth, emerged as early as 4.2 billion years ago.Earth, for context, is around 4.5 billion years old. That means life first emerged when the planet was still practically a newborn.”
Now, this assumes several things, like a reliably constant rate of mutation divergence in life’s genetic heritage. If verified, it suggests that Life pops up quickly when conditions permit, rendering that factor in the Drake Equation (still speculatively) close to “1”.
Moreover – "But what is really interesting is that it's clear it possessed an early immune system, showing that even by 4.2 billion years ago, our ancestor was engaging in an arms race with viruses."
And yes, I expect the Drake factor f(L) to prove trivially large, as did f(P). Planets and life, everywhere... but f(i) very small and f(c) - true civilizations that escape the male reproductive strategy called feudalism, in order to become creative and civilized enough to reach the stars? Vanishingly small.
== But let's cheer up! ==
Much later… a stress event in the early Jurassic may have driven many bird-hipped and two-legged dinosaurs to higher latitudes where they had to develop feathers and warm-bloodedness to survive, while the poor lizard-hipper giants had to make do in more arid lands. Yay bird-hippers! (And the furry little mammals who followed them into the hills.)
A hilarious and insightfully informative video - How Cats Broke the Game - that explores the biology and anthropology of humanity's partnership with cats... told entirely in GAMER PLAY terms, e.g. build-points and skill-sets and power-ups, terminology that winds up making surprisingly solid sense. In fact, it's new-gen speak that actually rather impressed me.
(Though humans bred terriers and other dog types who are also great ratters. And much more loyal.)
And in news from deeper time… This particular posting by Anton Petrov is especially interesting, re the impudent proposal that complex (multicellular) life forms had a brief start during an oxygenization event around 2.1 billion years ago, only to die off, leaving only single celled life till at least a billion years later, when it got rolling again. Naturally, it seems slim... though without any killer refutations, so far. And... well... interesting!
== Peering at human bottlenecks ==
New evidence indicates that humans left Africa earlier than thought.... "The Neanderthal Y chromosome, for example, is more similar to the Y chromosome found in living humans than it is to the rest of the Neanderthal genome. In 2020, researchers offered an explanation: Neanderthal males inherited a new Y chromosome from humans between 370,000 and 100,000 years ago. But that would have made sense only if a wave of Africans had expanded out of the continent much earlier than scientists had thought."
"But why do the early migrations out of Africa seem to have fizzled away? Was there something different about the people in the last wave?"
A more recent bio mystery that’s been discussed a lot right here, in this blog’s lively comment community (below) has been the Great Big Y-Chromosome Bottleneck, from about 7000 to 5000 years ago, which appears to have started – and ended – rather suddenly, especially From Europe to South Asia. This article describes it pretty well.
But how do you get a situation in which nearly all healthy females got to breed, but only one male in 17? And why would it happen (and stop) all across Eurasia with such brutal suddenness?
My own theory. It began with the arrival of larger farming villages, in which old tribal democracy could no longer function. No longer hold local 'lordly' bullies in check. Not when those top bullies could gather an 'army' of 20+ pals, call themselves demigods and simply take the widows of any men they killed. (That era also coincides with the arrival of large scale beer brewing; ponder that.)
And the Y-Chromosome Bottleneck ended just as quickly! Pretty much as soon as some of those large villages gathered into even larger town- and city-based kingdoms. Those bigger-scale kings -- from Ur to the Indus to the Nile -- needed law and order! They also needed men for their armies, in struggles against other big kings. And hence they would have commanded local lords to stop wholesale slaughter of other local men!
Those events would fit the order and sequence of the chromosomal evidence perfectly! Though... yes... that is a long way from proof.
I have yet to see a single person, even one, point out the real, topmost effect of the Covid-19 epidemic.That it was a spectacularly effective and relatively mild wakeup call and training exercise, for when we must deal with the real thing. A real ‘pandemic.’
All of what I just said may offend those of you who lost one or more people to that nasty disease… or if you claim that both government and society bungled the response. True enough. Still, I am not deterred from calling em as I see em.
For example, while millions died, when you factor in remaining lifespan (most fatalities were elderly), the number of lost human years doesn’t rank anywhere in the top rank of plagues.
For example, when compared to the 1918 flu calamity. As related by Evan Anderson in a recent Strategic News Service report: “(The 1918 flu) was by far the worst thing that has ever happened to humankind; not even the Black Death of the Middle Ages comes close in the number of lives it took. A 1994 report by the World Health Organization pulled no punches. The 1918 pandemic, it said, "killed more people in less time than any other disease before or since." It was the "most deadly disease event in the history of humanity." -Albert Marrin, Very, Very, Very Dreadful: The Influenza Pandemic of 1918.
(Well… worst in total deaths, sure. Though not as a fraction of the population or in seismic effects upon civilization. But sure. way-way worse than anything we the living have seen.)
This is small comfort to those who lost loved ones, or who still suffer from Long Covid. (I know several and it’s a nasty syndrome that must be fought with science!) And I am well aware how consensus is shifting, re: the disease’s origins -- toward a verdict that this was no ‘accident.’ At least not completely.
Still, I expect future generations will deem the whole episode to have been ‘innoculatory’… leaving us much better prepared for something truly worse.
Like (perhaps) the H5N1 Bird Flu that’s now spreading among mammals, killing (for example) thousands of elephant seals and spreading through dairy and beef cattle*. With signs of seeping into pigs and thence maybe human-to-human… though let's emphasize that experts still rank it as ‘low risk.’
== More blessings from Covid-19? ==
A few – very few – have openly marveled over the incredible speed with which RNA-based vaccines arrived, saving millions and leading to even better/quicker skills. Stockpiles of medical supplies and apparatus are far improved and bureaucracies finer tuned. Even the mistakes that were made in the initial covid-panic led to better understanding.
For example, next time we’ll likely know within mere days whether a pathogen can be transmitted by ‘fomites’, by non-living surfaces. So, no bleaching your store packages or produce, or microwaving your mail. Though hand washing proved-out as a very, very good thing.** And fer gosh sakes stay home with your sniffles and coughs!
Surveillance and detection, while at 1% of what experts say we should be funding, are at least a hundred-fold better than before, e.g. sampling viral loads in city waste water ‘sewersheds.’
Of course, none of this is helped by anti-science manias like the new U.S. Defense Secretary appointee, who proudly declared: "I don't believe in germs and I haven't washed my hands in a decade!"
... or vaccine denialism by loons, who romanticize the 1950s as some whitebread paradise era, while ignoring the myriad ways that things were far more wretched then – and reasons why – during that decade, as I well recall – the most-adored person in America was named Jonas Salk.
None of this is meant to minimize. In fact, my job is to look ahead at possibilities, both bright and dark. And both future-view and history suggest 'pandemics' can get far, far worse than Covid-19. And while we are certainly unprepared, we are definitely less unprepared than we were.
(* Thorough cooking does kill the virus, so maybe rare steaks should be off the menu, for a while. Pasteurized milk seems to be fine.)
‘Researchers have uncovered what might be the world’s oldest solar calendar at Göbekli Tepe, a 12,000-year-old archaeological site in southern Turkey.’The implications of very pre-literate sophistication are so interesting.
Author: Jean Faux I wonder if I have a little door that opens up at the back of my head. It wouldn’t have a handle. It would be one of those doors that you push in the right place and it softly springs open. If it opened I wonder what someone would see. Perhaps there’s […]
Happy 2025 to all our readers. I can already tell this
year's columns are going to be filled with my (least)
favorite form of WTF, the impossible endless gauntlet of
flaming password hurdles to jump over or crawl under. Please comment if you know why this week's column has this title and why it doesn't have the title Swordfish.
Peter G.
starts off our new year of password maladies with a complaint that is almost poetic.
"Between desire and reality.
Between fact and breakfast.
Between 8 and -6:00.
Madness lies, lies, lies..."
Rick P.
keeps it going. "Must begin with a capital letter!!!" he
exclaims with three (3!) exclamation points. I think it deserved four.
Mark Whybird
justifiably grumbled
"If I knew what the policy was, maybe then I could come up with a password to satisfy it!"
R3D3-1
who swears he is NOT a bot, found a kind of interestingly complicated error challenge, opining
"Password requirements can be annoying.
Especially when they don't tell you what the requirements are, only that you failed.
But here they send me a confirmation Email, and only when
clicking the confirmation Email did they even tell me!
That's kind of a new low there... "
And finally ending this beginning, faithful
Pascal
remarks only: "WTF". Well said.
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Some parts of my infrastructure run on Hetzner dedicated servers.
Hetzner's management console has an interface to update reverse DNS
entries, and I wanted to automate that. Unfortunately there's no option
to just delegate the zones to my own authoritative DNS servers. So I
did the next best thing, which is updating the Hetzner-managed records
with data from my own authoritative DNS servers.
Generating DNS zones the hard way
The first step of automating DNS record provisioning is, well, figuring
out which records need to be provisioned. I wanted to re-use my
existing automation for generating the record data, instead of coming
up with a new system for these records. The basic summary is that
there's a Go program creatively named dnsgen that's in charge of
generating zone file snippets from various sources (these include
Netbox, Kubernetes, PuppetDB and my custom reverse web proxy setup).
Those snippets are combined with Jinja templates to generate full
zone files to be loaded to a hidden primary running Bind9 (like all
other DNS servers I run). The zone files are then transferred to a
fleet of internal authoritative servers as well as my public
authoritative DNS server, which in turn transfers them to various other
authoritative DNS servers (like ns-global and Traficom anycast) for
redundancy.
There's also a bunch of other smaller features, like using Bind views
to server different data to internal and external clients, and
resolving external records during record generation time to be used on
apex records that would use CNAME records if they could. (The latter
is a workaround for Masto.host, the hosting provider we use for
Wikis World, not having a stable IPv6 address.) Overall it's a really
nice system, and I've spent quite a bit of time on it.
Updating records on Hetzner-managed space
As mentioned above, Hetzner unfortunately does not support custom DNS
servers for reverse records on IP space rented from them. But I wanted
to use my existing, perfectly working DNS record generation setup since
that works perfectly fine. So the obvious answer is to (ab)use DNS zone
file transfers.
I quickly wrote a few hundred lines of Go to request the zone data
and then use the Hetzner robot API to ensure the reverse entries are in
sync. The main obstacle hit here was the Hetzner API somehow requiring
an "update" call (instead of a "create" one) to create a new record, as
the create endpoint was returning an HTTP 400 response no matter what.
Once I sorted that out, the script started working fine and created the
few dozen missing records. Finally I added a CronJob in my Kubernetes
cluster to run the script once in a while.
Overall this is a big improvement over doing things by hand and didn't
require that much effort. The obvious next step would be to expand the
script to a tiny DNS server capable of receiving zone update NOTIFYs to
make the updates happen real-time. Unfortunately there's now no hiding
of the records revealing my ugly hacks clever networking solutions
:(
Pizza Hut in Taiwan has a history of weird pizzas, including a “2022 scalloped pizza with Oreos around the edge, and deep-fried chicken and calamari studded throughout the middle.”
A sponge made of cotton and squid bone that has absorbed about 99.9% of microplastics in water samples in China could provide an elusive answer to ubiquitous microplastic pollution in water across the globe, a new report suggests.
[…]
The study tested the material in an irrigation ditch, a lake, seawater and a pond, where it removed up to 99.9% of plastic. It addressed 95%-98% of plastic after five cycles, which the authors say is remarkable reusability.
The sponge is made from chitin extracted from squid bone and cotton cellulose, materials that are often used to address pollution. Cost, secondary pollution and technological complexities have stymied many other filtration systems, but large-scale production of the new material is possible because it is cheap, and raw materials are easy to obtain, the authors say.
I made my first squid post nineteen years ago this week. Between then and now, I posted something about squid every week (with maybe only a few exceptions). There is a lot out there about squid, even more if you count the other meanings of the word.
My Testing hardware is i386 simply because I have plenty of leftovers from older days. These are hosts that I can afford to see randomly break due to transitions.
Meanwhile, my desktop has been a 64-bit for over 10 years. My laptop for a bit less. Basically, my daily activities don't depend on 32-bit hardware remaining supported.
I fully agree that there is no sense in making a fresh install on 32-bit hardware nowadays. I therefore support Debian dropping 32-bit architectures from debian-installer.
This being said, I still think that the current approach of keeping i386 among the supported architectures, all while no longer shipping kernels, is entirely the wrong decision. What should instead be done is to keep on shipping i386 kernels for Trixie, but clearly indicate in the Trixie Release Notes that i386 is supported for the last time and thereafter fully demoted to Ports.
public System.Data.DataSet SetQuotaCellTotal(string sessionId, ArrayOfKeyValueOfintintKeyValueOfintint[] cellData, bool modifyTotalSample)
The notable bit in this code is the type ArrayOfKeyValueOfintintKeyValueOfIntint. We're in the world of InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState in terms of names, but this one has the added bonus of being misleading.
This type represents a key/value pair. They're both integers. That's it. It's a pair of ints. As a bonus, they're passing an array of key value pairs into the function- an array of ArrayOfKeyValueOfintintKeyValueOfintint. That's a mouthful.
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Author: Timothy Wilkie Swathed in star shine and hidden behind the sun was our destination. I couldn’t wait to be buried in the bosom of old mother earth where the worms and insects thrived on bacteria not chemicals. A long time ago I threw away my mother for life among the stars. I had forgotten […]
As part of their "Defective by Design" anti-DRM campaign, the FSF recently made the following claim: Today, most of the major streaming media platforms utilize the TPM to decrypt media streams, forcefully placing the decryption out of the user's control (from here). This is part of an overall argument that Microsoft's insistence that only hardware with a TPM can run Windows 11 is with the goal of aiding streaming companies in their attempt to ensure media can only be played in tightly constrained environments.
I'm going to be honest here and say that I don't know what Microsoft's actual motivation for requiring a TPM in Windows 11 is. I've been talking about TPM stuff for a long time. My job involves writing a lot of TPM code. I think having a TPM enables a number of worthwhile security features. Given the choice, I'd certainly pick a computer with a TPM. But in terms of whether it's of sufficient value to lock out Windows 11 on hardware with no TPM that would otherwise be able to run it? I'm not sure that's a worthwhile tradeoff.
What I can say is that the FSF's claim is just 100% wrong, and since this seems to be the sole basis of their overall claim about Microsoft's strategy here, the argument is pretty significantly undermined. I'm not aware of any streaming media platforms making use of TPMs in any way whatsoever. There is hardware DRM that the media companies use to restrict users, but it's not in the TPM - it's in the GPU.
Let's back up for a moment. There's multiple different DRM implementations, but the big three are Widevine (owned by Google, used on Android, Chromebooks, and some other embedded devices), Fairplay (Apple implementation, used for Mac and iOS), and Playready (Microsoft's implementation, used in Windows and some other hardware streaming devices and TVs). These generally implement several levels of functionality, depending on the capabilities of the device they're running on - this will range from all the DRM functionality being implemented in software up to the hardware path that will be discussed shortly. Streaming providers can choose what level of functionality and quality to provide based on the level implemented on the client device, and it's common for 4K and HDR content to be tied to hardware DRM. In any scenario, they stream encrypted content to the client and the DRM stack decrypts it before the compressed data can be decoded and played.
The "problem" with software DRM implementations is that the decrypted material is going to exist somewhere the OS can get at it at some point, making it possible for users to simply grab the decrypted stream, somewhat defeating the entire point. Vendors try to make this difficult by obfuscating their code as much as possible (and in some cases putting some of it in-kernel), but pretty much all software DRM is at least somewhat broken and copies of any new streaming media end up being available via Bittorrent pretty quickly after release. This is why higher quality media tends to be restricted to clients that implement hardware-based DRM.
The implementation of hardware-based DRM varies. On devices in the ARM world this is usually handled by performing the cryptography in a Trusted Execution Environment, or TEE. A TEE is an area where code can be executed without the OS having any insight into it at all, with ARM's TrustZone being an example of this. By putting the DRM code in TrustZone, the cryptography can be performed in RAM that the OS has no access to, making the scraping described earlier impossible. x86 has no well-specified TEE (Intel's SGX is an example, but is no longer implemented in consumer parts), so instead this tends to be handed off to the GPU. The exact details of this implementation are somewhat opaque - of the previously mentioned DRM implementations, only Playready does hardware DRM on x86, and I haven't found any public documentation of what drivers need to expose for this to work.
In any case, as part of the DRM handshake between the client and the streaming platform, encryption keys are negotiated with the key material being stored in the GPU or the TEE, inaccessible from the OS. Once decrypted, the material is decoded (again either on the GPU or in the TEE - even in implementations that use the TEE for the cryptography, the actual media decoding may happen on the GPU) and displayed. One key point is that the decoded video material is still stored in RAM that the OS has no access to, and the GPU composites it onto the outbound video stream (which is why if you take a screenshot of a browser playing a stream using hardware-based DRM you'll just see a black window - as far as the OS can see, there is only a black window there).
Now, TPMs are sometimes referred to as a TEE, and in a way they are. However, they're fixed function - you can't run arbitrary code on the TPM, you only have whatever functionality it provides. But TPMs do have the ability to decrypt data using keys that are tied to the TPM, so isn't this sufficient? Well, no. First, the TPM can't communicate with the GPU. The OS could push encrypted material to it, and it would get plaintext material back. But the entire point of this exercise was to avoid the decrypted version of the stream from ever being visible to the OS, so this would be pointless. And rather more fundamentally, TPMs are slow. I don't think there's a TPM on the market that could decrypt a 1080p stream in realtime, let alone a 4K one.
The FSF's focus on TPMs here is not only technically wrong, it's indicative of a failure to understand what's actually happening in the industry. While the FSF has been focusing on TPMs, GPU vendors have quietly deployed all of this technology without the FSF complaining at all. Microsoft has enthusiastically participated in making hardware DRM on Windows possible, and user freedoms have suffered as a result, but Playready hardware-based DRM works just fine on hardware that doesn't have a TPM and will continue to do so.
Most of my Debian contributions this month were
sponsored by
Freexian, as well as one direct donation via
Liberapay (thanks!).
OpenSSH
I issued a bookworm
update
with a number of fixes that had accumulated over the last year, especially
fixing GSS-API key exchange which
wasquitebroken in bookworm.
base-passwd
A few months ago, the adduser maintainer started a discussion with me (as
the base-passwd maintainer) and the shadow maintainer about bringing all
three source packages under one team, since they often need to cooperate on
things like user and group names. I agreed, but hadn’t got round to doing
anything about it until recently. I’ve now officially moved it under team maintenance.
debconf
Gioele Barabucci has been working on eliminating duplicated code between
debconf and cdebconf, ultimately with the goal of migrating to cdebconf
(which I’m not sure I’m convinced of as a goal, but if we can make
improvements to both packages as part of working towards it then there’s no
harm in that). I finally got round to reviewing and merging confmodule
changes in each of
debconf
and
cdebconf.
This caused an installer regression due
to a weirdness in cdebconf-udeb’s packaging, which I fixed - sorry about that!
I’ve also been dealing with a few patch submissions that had been in my
queue for a long time, but more on that next month if all goes well.
Last month, I mentioned some progress on
sorting out the multipart vs. python-multipart name conflict in Debian
(#1085728), and said that I thought we’d
be able to finish it soon. I was right! We got it all done this month:
The Python 3.13 transition continues, and last month we were able to add it
to the supported Python versions in testing. (The next step will be to make
it the default.) I fixed lots of problems in aid of this, including:
Sphinx 8.0 removed some old intersphinx_mapping
syntax which turned out to
still be in use by many packages in Debian. The fixes for this were
individually trivial, but there were a lot of them:
I updated the team’s library style
guide to remove material
related to Python 2 and early versions of Python 3, which is no longer
relevant to any current Python packaging work.
Other Python upstream work
I happened to notice a Twisted upstream
issue requesting the
removal of the deprecated twisted.internet.defer.returnValue, realized it
was still used in many places in Debian, and went on a PR-filing spree
informed by codesearch to try to reduce
the future impact of such a change on Debian:
I removed groff’s Recommends: libpaper1
(#1091375,
#1091376), since it isn’t currently all
that useful and was getting in the way of a transition to libpaper2. I
filed an upstream bug suggesting
better integration in this area.
While watching the Vienna New Year’s
Concert
today, reading about its perhaps somewhat problematic
origins,
I was struck by the observation that the Strauss family’s polkas were
seen as pop music during their lifetime, not as serious as proper
classical composers, and so it took some time before the Vienna
Philharmonic would actually play their work.
(Perhaps the space-themed interval today and the ballet dancers
pretending to be a steam train were a continuation of the true spirit
of this? It felt very Eurovision.)
I can’t decide if it’s remarkable that this year was the first time a
female composer (Constanze
Geiger) was
represented at this concert, or if that is what you get when you
set up a tradition of playing mainly Strauss?
In 2024, I finished and reviewed 46 books, not counting another three
books I've finished but not yet reviewed and which will therefore roll
over to 2025. This is slightly fewer books than the last couple of years,
but more books than 2021. Reading was particularly spotty this year, with
much of the year's reading packed into late November and December.
This was a year in which I figured out I was trying to do too much, but
did not finish figuring out what to do about it. Reading and particularly
reviewing reflected that, with long silent periods and then attempts to
catch up. One of the goals for next year is to find a more sustainable
balance for the hobbies in my life, including reading.
My favorite books I read this year were Ashley Herring Blake's
Bright Falls sapphic romance trilogy:
Delilah Green Doesn't
Care, Astrid Parker
Doesn't Fail, and Iris Kelly Doesn't Date. These are not perfect books, but they
made me laugh, made me cry, and were impossible to put down. My thanks to
a video from BookTuber
Georgia
Marie for the recommendation.
I Shall Wear
Midnight was the best of the remaining Pratchett novels. It's the
penultimate Tiffany Aching book and, in my opinion, the best. All of the
elements of the previous books come together in snarky competence porn
that was a delight to read.
The best book I read last year was Mark Lawrence's
The Book That Wouldn't
Burn, which much to my surprise did not make a single award list for its
publication year of 2023. It was a tour de force of world-building that
surprised me multiple times. Unfortunately, the
sequel was not as good and
I fear the series may be heading in the wrong direction. I am attempting
to stay hopeful about the upcoming third and concluding book.
I didn't read much non-fiction this year, but the best of what I did read
was Zeke Faux's Number
Go Up about the cryptocurrency bubble. This book will not change
anyone's mind, but it's a readable and entertaining summary of some of the
more obvious cryptocurrency scams. I also had enough quibbles with it to
write an extended review, which is a compliment of sorts.
The Discworld read-through is done, so I may either start or return to
another series re-read in 2025. I have a huge backlog of all sorts of
books, though, so we will see how the year goes. As always, I have no
specific numeric goals, just a hope that I can make time for regular and
varied reading and maintain a rhythm with writing reviews.
The full analysis includes some
additional personal reading statistics, probably only of interest to me.
Another short status update of what happened on my side last
month. The larger blocks are the Phosh
0.44 release and landing the
initial Cell Broadcast support in phosh. The rest is all just small
bits of bug, fallout/regression fixing here and there.
This is not code by me but reviews on other peoples code. The list is
incomplete, but I hope to improve on this in the upcoming
months. Thanks for the contributions!
Author: David Henson Medical advances made a valiant run at organic immortality but couldn’t advance beyond the millennium barrier. Not surprisingly, immortality in our epoch is digital — just as you folks in the past speculated in your movies and books. Here in my time, virtual life tech evolved until the quantum blossom was booted […]
Twenty five years ago today, the world breathed a collective sight of relief when nothing particularly interesting happened. Many days begin with not much interesting happening, but January 1st, 2000 was notable for not being the end of the world.
I'm of course discussing the infamous Y2K bug. We all know the story: many legacy systems were storing dates with two digits- 80 not 1980, and thus were going to fail dramatically when handling 00- is that 1900 or 2000?
Over the past few weeks, various news outlets have been releasing their "25 years later" commentary, and the consensus leans towards this was no big deal, and totally fine. Nothing bad happened, and we all overreacted. There may have been some minor issues, but we all overreacted back then.
So I want to take a moment to go back to the past, and talk about the end of the 90s. Let's go for it.
25 years on, it's really hard to capture the vibe at the close of the 90s. We'll focus on the US, because that's the only region I can speak to first hand. The decade had a "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times," aspect to it. The economy was up, lifted in part by a tech bubble which had yet to pop. The AIDS epidemic was still raging (thanks, in part, to the disastrous policies of the Reagan administration). Crime was down. The Columbine Shooting was hitting the national consciousness, but was only a vague hint of the future of mass shootings (and the past, as mass shootings in the US have never actually been rare). The Soviet Union was at this point long dead and buried, and an eternal hegemony of the US seemed to be the "end of history". On the flip side, Eastern Europe was falling apart and there was war in Kosovo. Napster launches, and anti-globalization protests disrupt cities across the country.
Honestly, I feel like Woodstock '99 sorta sums up the last year of the decade. A music festival with a tradition of love and peace is wildly unmanaged and held in a hostile environment and devolves into chaos, violence, and sexual assaults.
With the millennium looming, people were feeling weird. There was a very real sense that the world was coming to an end. Not literally, but the sense of a looming apocalypse of some king was inescapable. It's easy to be the rational one and say, "this is just an arbitrary mark on an arbitrary calendar, it doesn't mean anything", but the mass public and the zeitgeist at the time wasn't feeling rational.
When you add the Y2K bug into the mix, people lost their goddamn minds.
The Vibe of Y2K
We'll talk about the technical challenges of the Y2K bug, but honestly, I think it's less interesting than the vibe.
What people knew was this: computers ran the world, and at midnight on December 31st, 1999, every computer was going to freak out and try and kill us. Don't take my word for it.
Honestly, would anyone have cared if the Backstreet Boys climbed into a bunker in 1999? That feels like the end of their reign as the boy band of the moment. Even Dr. Dre, who is clearly trying to be reasonable, doesn't want to be on a plane that night. Christina Aquilera's mom told her not to use elevators.
Or check this guy, who's less afraid of the technical problem and more "the social" one:
It wasn't all panic, like this long segment from the Cupertino City Council:
And certainly, hero of the site Peter, knew it was boring and dry:
The public poorly understood what Y2K meant, but were primed to expect (and prepare for) the worst. From this distance of hindsight, we can see echoes of the panic in the response to the COVID pandemic- a very real problem that people wildly misunderstood and reacted to in all sorts of insane ways.
The Problem
Let's get back to this idea of "some programs represented years with two digits". From the perspective of a modern programmer, this seems weird. It sounds like we were storing dates as stringly typed data, which would be a really silly thing to do.
So I want to discuss the kinds of systems that were impacted and why. Because in the 90s, people thought their PCs might blow up at the changeover, but your desktop computer was never really at any risk. It was legacy mainframe systems- the big iron that ran half the world- that was at risk.
To understand the bug, and why it was hard to fix, we need to spend some time talking about how these systems worked. Well, work, because there are certainly a few still in use.
We're going to focus on COBOL, because I've had the misfortune to work with COBOL systems. Take my examples here as illustrative and not "authoritative*, because there are a lot of different kinds of systems and a lot of different ways these bugs cropped up.
Now, as a modern programmer, when we think about representing numbers, we think about how many bits we dedicate to it. An 8-bit integer holds 256 distinct values.
Mainframe systems used "flat file databases". As the name implied, data was stored in a file- just dumped into that file with minimal organization. A single application may interact with many "flat files"- one holding customers, one holding invoices, and so on. There were no built-in relationships or foreign key constraints here, applications needed to enforce that themselves. On a single mainframe, many programs might interact with the same set of files- the accounts receivable program might interact with invoices, the shipping supervisor would also look at them to plan shipping, an inventory management program would update inventory counts based on that, and so on.
These interactions could get complex on any given system. And those interactions could get more complicated because multiple systems needed to talk to each other- so they'd need data interchange formats (like EDI or ASN.1).
In COBOL, you'd describe your flat files with a "data division" in your program. That data division might look something like this:
This is fairly easy to learn to read. This describes a record type called an "invoice". The 01 is a level- the "invoice" is a top level record. It contains lower level elements, like all those 05s in there.
The invoice contains a cust-id. The cust-id is a "PICture" (a string) of any characters ("X") that is 10 characters long. The invoice-date is made up of the month, day, and year fields. Each of them is a PICture of numeric characters that is 2 characters long.
So it's not truly stringly typed- we know that our invoice date fields are numbers. We store them as characters, but we know they're numbers.
This approach has a few advantages. First, it's very simple. We just mash strings together into a file. Parsing it super fast- I know that I skip 10 characters and I'm looking at an invoice date. I skip 6 more, I'm looking at the customer name. I don't have to scan for delimiters or special symbols (like CSV or a JSON file). I know how long each record is, based on this description, so skipping to the next record is simply skipping a known number of characters.
But there are also obvious problems. This format is fragile. If I want to change the invoice-year to be 4 characters long, or add a field, or anything like that, I can't do that easily. I'd break the file. I'd need to somehow rearrange the data as it's stored, and update every program that touches the file.
Changing a file structure means breaking possibly thousands of lines of code and needing to modify all the data in that file.
But the Space Savings
Now, this fragility is obvious, and the programmers of yesteryear weren't dummies. They knew this. Nobody suddenly woke up in 1986 and said, "boy, these flat files seem like they might be hard to modify in the future". People knew, and they worked around it. A real-world data-division might look more like this:
Adding fields with names like "reserved" allow you to add fields without breaking the file or existing applications. It gives you backwards compatibility- programs that know about the new fields can use them, programs that don't ignore it. Records that don't have good values for those fields would need to be updated- but you can add some reasonable defaults to that.
I bring this up because a common statement about the underlying motivation for using only two digits is to "save space". And I'm not saying that was never true, but in real world cases, it wasn't space that was the concern. We frequently would waste space just to future proof our applications.
So why did they only use two digits? Because nobody thought about the first two digits because we just didn't really use them in the middle of the century. If we said "80", we just knew it meant 1980.
And basically the first time someone used this shorthand, there was someone raising the concern that this would eventually blow up. But that brings us to:
Technology Versus Business
We often hear "no one expected the software to remain in use that long", and I think there's some truth to that. Software, by its very nature, is designed to be easy to change and modify. Even when we make choices that are fragile (flat files, for example) we also look for workarounds to reduce that fragility (adding reserved sections).
And over the past 70 or so years of software development, things have changed a lot. Technology changes. That's basically the core thing it does.
But businesses are inherently conservative institutions. They exist to manage and mitigate risk. That's what a shareholder is- shares are a risk pool, where no one person shoulders the entirety of the risk, but they all take on a little.
And I think this highlights a mismatch between technologists and business people. Technologists want to make things good- we're engineers and want to use the best tools to make the best products. Business people want to make money, and the best way to make money (in the long term) is to minimize risks and costs (and really, risks are just a probabilistic cost).
The Solution
There were a lot of ways to address the Y2K problem. Some systems did change their file formats. Some systems added new fields into the reserved section to cover the first two digits of the year. Some systems used a "windowing" solution- every year greater than 50 was assumed to be 19xx, and every year less than that was assumed to be 20xx. This solution sorta kicked the can down the road, and at some point in the future, we might get a Y2K2: Electric Boogaloo as those systems start failing.
The Apocalypse
Now here's the problem, and this gets us back to those retrospectives which inspired this article.
There were real, technical problems here. No, planes weren't going to fall out of the sky. Nuclear reactors weren't going to melt down. Christina Aguilera was never going to end up trapped in an elevator. But without real, concerted IT efforts, a lot of realistically bad things could have happened- systems we depend on could have stopped functioning. Banks could have been thrown into chaos as they failed to correctly order transactions. Airline booking could have been a total shitshow. There would have been problems costing us billions of dollars in the chaos, and yes, loss of life.
But that's wildly different from the fear-mongering. People, faced with a problem they didn't understand, and a big cultural moment which seemed fraught with possibility, freaked out.
So how did we end up there? I think there were a bunch of factors.
First: uneducated people freak out. Like, that's just the natural state of things. Faced with a problem they don't understand, they are scared. Most people's understanding of computers begins and ends with Angelina Jolie's midriff in Hackers.
Second: there were a lot of people, very serious and reasonable people, who didn't want to do anything. As I pointed out earlier, risk mitigation, for businesses, usually means not doing anything. Y2K posed an unknown risk- yes, things might go wrong, but how much and how bad was hard to determine. So why spend money? Just deal with it when it happens.
And counter to that you had people who saw the threat and wanted to do something about it. The rhetoric got heated- and I think the media picked up on that, and amplified that, which brings us to-
Third: the media is technophobic. I think that's honestly true of the broad public, too, and the media just represents that. This comic about caveman science fiction isn't wrong about our relationship with technology. "Computers are going to kill you" is a better story than "computers are going to require some expensive modifications to keep functioning correctly".
Which brings us back to the original question: did the heroic efforts of nerds prevent disaster, or was the whole thing overblown?
And the answer is: both of these things are true!
Bad things would absolutely have happened absent diligent efforts. But it was never going to be as bad as the media made it sound. And because the problem was complicated and poorly understood, you also had loads of grifters and con-artists and highly paid consultants.
One thing "skeptics" like to point at is that nations which didn't spend a lot of money on Y2K didn't have any problems. My counterpoint is that the places where loads of money was spent are the places where most of the software was written and deployed. I'd also argue that the complexity is not linear- fixing two bad programs which interact with each other is more than twice as hard as fixing one bad program. So more software modules raise the costs.
But even with that, it's also true that grifters made hay. Not all of the massive spending was truly necessary. That's… just life. Wherever money is, grifts follow, and highly paid consultants like to feast even in lean times, and they'll gorge themselves when the money is flowing.
And don't worry, we'll do all this again in the run up to 2038, even though we're honestly way better prepared for the 32-bit timestamps to run out.
In Conclusion
Do you know what I did on NYE 1999? I hung out with friends and queued up Strange Days to align its midnight with our own. Then we had a bunch of caffeine and stayed up for the rest of January 1st because technically, the new day doesn't start until you sleep- thus we helped the world skip January 1st, and singlehandedly saved the world from Y2K. You're welcome.
Now, go watch Strange Days.
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Another musical retrospective. If you enjoy this, I also did a 2022 and a
2023 one.
Albums
In 2024, I added 88 new albums to my collection — that's a lot!
This year again, I bought the vast majority of my music on Bandcamp. To be
honest, I'm quite distraught by what's become of that website. Although it
stays a wonderful place to buy underground music, Songtradr, the new owner of
the platform, has been shown to be viciously anti-union.
Money continues to ruin the world, I guess.
Concerts
I continued to go to a lot of concerts in 2024 (25!). Over the past 3 years, I
have been going to more and more concerts, and I think I've reached my "peak".
A mean of a concert every two weeks is quite a lot :)
If you also like music and concerts, but find yourself not going to as many as
you would like, the real secret is not to be afraid to go to concerts alone.
Going with friends is always fun, but if I restricted myself to only going to
concerts in a group, I'd barely see a few each year.
Another good advice is to bring a book or something else1 to pass the
time between sets. It can often take 30-45 minutes between sets for the artists
to get their instruments ready, which can get quite boring if you just stand
there and wait.
Anyway, here are the concerts I went to in 2024:
February 22nd-23rd-24th (Montreal Madhouse
2024): Scorching Tomb, Bruiserweight, Scaramanga, Cloned Apparition, Chain
Block, Freezerburn, Béton Armé, Mil-Spec, NUKE, Friction, Reality Denied,
SOV, Deathnap, Glint, Mulch, Stigmatism, Plus Minus, Puffer, Deadbolt, Apes,
Pale Ache, Total Nada, Verify, Cross Check
March 16th: Kavinsky
April 11th: Agriculture
April 26th-27th (Oi! Fest 2024): Bishops Green, The
Partisans, Mess, Fuerza Bruta, Empire Down, Unwanted Noise, Lion's Law, The
Oppressed, Ultra Sect, Reckless Upstarts, 21 Gun Salute, Jail
May 4th: MASTER BOOT RECORD
May 16th: Wayfarer, Valdrin, Sonja
May 25th: Union Thugs
June 15th: Ultra Razzia, Over the Hill, Street Code, Mortier
September 5th-6th (Droogs Fest 2024): Skarface,
Inspecter 7, 2 Stone 2 Skank, Francbâtards, Les Happycuriens, Perkele, Blanks
77, Violent Way, La Gachette, Jenny Woo
September 16th: Too Many Zoos
September 27th: The Slads, Young Blades, New Release, Mortier
October 2nd: Amorphis, Dark Tranquility, Fires in the Distance
October 7th: Jordi Savall & Hespèrion XXI, accompanied by La
Capella Reial de Catalunya
October 11th-12th (Revolution Fest 2024): René
Binamé, Dirty Old Mat, Union Thugs, Gunh Twei, Vermine Kaos, Inner
Terrestrials, Ultra Razzia, Battery March, Uzu, One Last Thread, Years of
Lead
October 19th (Varning from Montreal XVI): Coupe Gorge, Flash,
Imploders, Young Blades, Tenaz, Mötorwölf
November 2nd: Kon-Fusion, Union Thugs
November 12th: Chat Pile, Agriculture, Traindodge
November 25th: Godspeed You! Black Emperor
November 27th: Zeal & Ardour, Gaerea, Zetra
December 7th: Perestroïka, Priors, White Knuckles, Tenaz
Shout out to the Gancio project and to the folks running the Montreal
instance. It continues to be a smash hit and most of the
interesting concerts end up being advertised there.
See you all in 2025!
I bought a Miyoo Mini Plus, a handheld Linux console running
OnionOS, for that express reason. So far it's been great and I've been
very happy to revisit some childhood classics. ↩
Driving the Deep is science fiction, a sequel to
Finder (not to be confused with
Finders, Emma Bull's Finder, or
the many other books and manga with the same title). It stands alone and
you could start reading here, although there will be spoilers for the
first book of the series. It's Suzanne Palmer's second novel.
When Fergus Ferguson was fifteen, he stole his cousin's motorcycle to
escape an abusive home, stashed it in a storage locker, and got the hell
off of Earth. Nineteen years later, he's still paying for the storage
locker and it's still bothering him that he never returned the motorcycle.
His friends in the Shipyard orbiting Pluto convince him to go to Earth and
resolve this ghost of his past, once and for all.
Nothing for Fergus is ever that simple. When the key he's been carrying
all these years fails to open the storage unit, he hacks it open, only to
find no sign of his cousin's motorcycle. Instead, the unit is full of
expensive storage crates containing paintings by artists like Van Gogh.
They're obviously stolen. Presumably the paintings also explain the irate
retired police officer who knocks him out and tries to arrest him,
slightly after the urgent message from the Shipyard AI telling him his
friends are under attack.
Fergus does not stay arrested, a development that will not surprise
readers of the previous book. He does end up with an obsessed and
increasingly angry ex-cop named Zacker as an unwanted passenger. Fergus
reluctantly cuts a deal with Zacker: assist him in finding out what
happened to his friends, and Fergus will then go back to Earth and help
track down the art thieves who shot Zacker's daughter.
It will be some time before they get back to Earth. Fergus's friends have
been abducted by skilled professionals. What faint clues he can track down
point to Enceladus, a moon of Saturn with a vast subsurface ocean. One
simulation test with a desperate and untrustworthy employer later, Fergus
is now a newly-hired pilot of an underwater hauler.
The trend in recent SFF genre novels has been towards big feelings and
character-centric stories. Sometimes this comes in the form of
found family, sometimes as
melodrama, and often now as
romance. I am in general a fan of this trend,
particularly as a corrective to the endless engineer-with-a-wrench
stories, wooden protagonists, and cardboard characters that plagued
classic science fiction. But sometimes I want to read a twisty and
intelligent plot navigated by a competent but understated protagonist and
built around nifty science fiction ideas. That is exactly what
Driving the Deep is, and I suspect this series is going to become
my go-to recommendation for people who "just want a science fiction
novel."
I don't want to overstate this. Fergus is not a blank slate; he gets the
benefit of the dramatic improvement in writing standards and
characterization in SFF over the past thirty years. He's still struggling
with what happened to him in Finder, and the ending of this book is
rather emotional. But the overall plot structure is more like a thriller
or a detective novel: there are places to go, people to investigate, bases
to infiltrate, and captives to find, so the amount of time spent on
emotional processing is necessarily limited. Fergus's emotions and
characterization are grace notes around the edges of the plot, not its
center.
I thoroughly enjoyed this. Palmer has a light but effective touch with
characterization and populates the story with interesting and
distinguishable characters. The plot has a layered complexity that allows
Fergus to keep making forward progress without running out of twists or
getting repetitive. The motivations of the villains were not the most
original, but they didn't need to be; the fun of the story is figuring out
who the villains are and watching Fergus get out of impossible situations
with the help of new friends. Finder was a solid first novel, but I
thought Driving the Deep was a substantial improvement in both
pacing and plot coherence.
If I say a novel is standard science fiction, that sounds like criticism
of lack of originality, but sometimes standard science fiction is exactly
what I want to read. Not every book needs to do something wildly original
or upend my understanding of story. I started reading science fiction
because I loved tense adventures on moons of Saturn with intelligent
spaceships and neat bits of technology, and they're even better with
polished writing, quietly competent characterization, and an understated
sense of humor.
This is great stuff, and there are two more books already published that
I'm now looking forward to. Highly recommended when you just want a
science fiction novel.
Here are my favourite books and movies that I read and watched throughout 2024.
It wasn't quite the stellar year for books as previous years: few of those books that make you want to recommend and/or buy them for all your friends. In subconscious compensation, perhaps, I reread a few classics (e.g. True Grit, Solaris), and I'm almost finished my second read of War and Peace.
Disappointments this year included Blitz (Steve McQueen), Love Lies Bleeding (Rose Glass), The Room Next Door (Pedro Almodóvar) and Emilia Pérez (Jacques Audiard), whilst the worst new film this year was likely The Substance (Coralie Fargeat), followed by Megalopolis (Francis Ford Coppola), Unfrosted (Jerry Seinfeld) and Joker: Folie à Deux (Todd Phillips).
Older releases
ie. Films released before 2023, and not including rewatches from previous years.
On the other hand, unforgettable cinema experiences this year included big-screen rewatches of Solaris (Andrei Tarkovsky, 1972), Blade Runner (Ridley Scott, 1982), Apocalypse Now (Francis Ford Coppola, 1979) and Die Hard (John McTiernan, 1988).
I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday! Your present from me is shiny new application snaps! There are several new qt6 ports in this release. Please visit https://snapcraft.io/store?q=kde
I have also fixed the Krita snap unable to open/save bug. Please test –edge!
I am continuing work on core24 support and hope to be done before next release.
I do look forward to 2025! Begone 2024!
If you can help with gas, I still have 3 weeks of treatments to go. Thank you for your continued support.
Author: Majoki “Ain’t it fun to be pals with things everybody else is afraid of?” The clown said this right before being eviscerated. It was unexpected. All of it. Dry Springs wasn’t usually the kind of place where folks lived in fear of killer alien robots. Which is true of most towns. But since the […]
Businesses always want to save money. But boy, they can sometimes come up with some hare-brained ways of doing it. Original --Remy
Things weren't looking good for IniOil. It was the 1980s in the US: greed was good, anti-trust laws had been literally Borked, and financialization and mergers were eating up the energy industry. IniOil was a small fish surrounded by much larger fish, and the larger fish were hungry.
Gordon was their primary IT person. He managed a farm of VAXes and other minicomputers, which geologists used to do complicated models to predict where oil might be found. In terms of utilization, the computer room was arguably the most efficient space in the company: those computers may have been expensive, but they were burning 24/7 to find more oil to extract.
The CEO sent out a memo. "Due to economic conditions," it read, "we are going to have to cut costs and streamline." Cutting costs and streamlining meant "hiring a bunch of Ivy League MBAs" who had a long list of reforms they wanted the company to adopt. One of them was to force all the various business units to use internal billing and charge other business units for their services.
At first, this looked like a good thing for Gordon. Their overhead costs were low- the IT team was small, and the VAXes were reliable, and the workloads were well understood. Billing out computer time was going to make all their metrics look amazing.
Unfortunately, facilities also was a billable unit. And they charged by square foot. Suddenly, the IT team was paying through the nose for the computer room.
What really stuck in Gordon's craw, however, was that it seemed like the computer room was getting billed at a more expensive rate than anything else in the building- it was about the same size as the sales floor, but was billed at double the rate.
Gordon raised this with facilities. "That's not true," they said. "We bill by the square foot. You've got twice as much square footage."
Gordon insisted that the computer room did not. He broke out a tape measure, went to the sales floor, took some measurements, then went to the computer room and repeated it. The difference was a matter of a few square feet.
Gordon went back to facilities. "Your measurements are wrong."
"They're square rooms," Gordon said. "How wrong could I be? A factor of two? Do you want to take the measurements?"
Facilities didn't need to take measurements. They had drawings. And the drawings showed a room that was 80'x80'… and was 12,800 sq ft. Gordon pointed out how that didn't make sense, by basic arithmetic, and the facilities manager tapped an annotation on the drawing. "Raised flooring".
Because the computer room had a raised floor, facilities was counting it as twice the floor space. Gordon tried to argue with facilities, pointing out that no matter how many raised floors were added, the actual building square footage did not change. But every business unit was looking to cut costs and boost internal profits, which meant "seeing reason" wasn't high on the facilities priority list.
Gordon raised it up with management, but everyone was too panicked by the threat of mergers and losing jobs to start a major fight over it. Facilities said the square footage was 12,800, then that's what it was. But Gordon's management had a solution.
"Gordon," his boss said. "Remove the raised flooring. Just rip it out."
It was a quick and easy way to turn high billing rates into trip hazards and risks to equipment, but nobody was paying for risk mitigation and if there were any injuries because someone tripped over a cable, that'd come out of some other team's budget anyway.
For a few months, the computer room was a hazard site, but the rent was at least cheap. In the end, though, none of it mattered- all the MBA driven cost "savings" weren't enough to stop a much bigger oil company from swallowing up IniOil. Most of the employees lost their jobs. The execs who owned most of the shares got a huge payout. And, well, the purchaser was interested in land leases and mineral rights, not computer rooms, so the VAXes were broken down and sold to a few universities.
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Federal authorities have arrested and indicted a 20-year-old U.S. Army soldier on suspicion of being Kiberphant0m, a cybercriminal who has been selling and leaking sensitive customer call records stolen earlier this year from AT&T and Verizon. As first reported by KrebsOnSecurity last month, the accused is a communications specialist who was recently stationed in South Korea.
One of several selfies on the Facebook page of Cameron Wagenius.
Cameron John Wagenius was arrested near the Army base in Fort Hood, Texas on Dec. 20, after being indicted on two criminal counts of unlawful transfer of confidential phone records.
The sparse, two-page indictment (PDF) doesn’t reference specific victims or hacking activity, nor does it include any personal details about the accused. But a conversation with Wagenius’ mother — Minnesota native Alicia Roen — filled in the gaps.
Roen said that prior to her son’s arrest he’d acknowledged being associated with Connor Riley Moucka, a.k.a. “Judische,” a prolific cybercriminal from Canada who was arrested in late October for stealing data from and extorting dozens of companies that stored data at the cloud service Snowflake.
In an interview with KrebsOnSecurity, Judische said he had no interest in selling the data he’d stolen from Snowflake customers and telecom providers, and that he preferred to outsource that to Kiberphant0m and others. Meanwhile, Kiberphant0m claimed in posts on Telegram that he was responsible for hacking into at least 15 telecommunications firms, including AT&T and Verizon.
On November 26, KrebsOnSecurity published a story that followed a trail of clues left behind by Kiberphantom indicating he was a U.S. Army soldier stationed in South Korea.
Ms. Roen said Cameron worked on radio signals and network communications at an Army base in South Korea for the past two years, returning to the United States periodically. She said Cameron was always good with computers, but that she had no idea he might have been involved in criminal hacking.
“I never was aware he was into hacking,” Roen said. “It was definitely a shock to me when we found this stuff out.”
Ms. Roen said Cameron joined the Army as soon as he was of age, following in his older brother’s footsteps.
“He and his brother when they were like 6 and 7 years old would ask for MREs from other countries,” she recalled, referring to military-issued “meals ready to eat” food rations. “They both always wanted to be in the Army. I’m not sure where things went wrong.”
Immediately after news broke of Moucka’s arrest, Kiberphant0m posted on the hacker community BreachForums what they claimed were the AT&T call logs for President-electDonald J. Trump and for Vice President Kamala Harris.
“In the event you do not reach out to us @ATNT all presidential government call logs will be leaked,” Kiberphant0m threatened, signing their post with multiple “#FREEWAIFU” tags. “You don’t think we don’t have plans in the event of an arrest? Think again.”
Kiberphant0m posting what he claimed was a “data schema” stolen from the NSA via AT&T.
On that same day, Kiberphant0m posted what they claimed was the “data schema” from the U.S. National Security Agency.
On Nov. 5, Kiberphant0m offered call logs stolen from Verizon’s push-to-talk (PTT) customers — mainly U.S. government agencies and emergency first responders. On Nov. 9, Kiberphant0m posted a sales thread on BreachForums offering a “SIM-swapping” service targeting Verizon PTT customers. In a SIM-swap, fraudsters use credentials that are phished or stolen from mobile phone company employees to divert a target’s phone calls and text messages to a device they control.
The profile photo on Wagenius’ Facebook page was deleted within hours of my Nov. 26 story identifying Kiberphant0m as a likely U.S. Army soldier. Still, many of his original profile photos remain, including several that show Wagenius in uniform while holding various Army-issued weapons.
Several profile photos visible on the Facebook page of Cameron Wagenius.
November’s story on Kiberphant0m cited his own Telegram messages saying he maintained a large botnet that was used for distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks to knock websites, users and networks offline. In 2023, Kiberphant0m sold remote access credentials for a major U.S. defense contractor.
Allison Nixon, chief research officer at the New York-based cybersecurity firm Unit 221B, helped track down Kiberphant0m’s real life identity. Nixon was among several security researchers who faced harassment and specific threats of violence from Judische and his associates.
“Anonymously extorting the President and VP as a member of the military is a bad idea, but it’s an even worse idea to harass people who specialize in de-anonymizing cybercriminals,” Nixon told KrebsOnSecurity. She said the investigation into Kiberphant0m shows that law enforcement is getting better and faster at going after cybercriminals — especially those who are actually living in the United States.
“Between when we, and an anonymous colleague, found his opsec mistake on November 10th to his last Telegram activity on December 6, law enforcement set the speed record for the fastest turnaround time for an American federal cyber case that I have witnessed in my career,” she said.
Nixon asked to share a message for all the other Kiberphant0ms out there who think they can’t be found and arrested.
“I know that young people involved in cybercrime will read these articles,” Nixon said. “You need to stop doing stupid shit and get a lawyer. Law enforcement wants to put all of you in prison for a long time.”
The indictment against Wagenius was filed in Texas, but the case has been transferred to the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Washington in Seattle.
Card draining is when criminals remove gift cards from a store display, open them in a separate location, and either record the card numbers and PINs or replace them with a new barcode. The crooks then repair the packaging, return to a store and place the cards back on a rack. When a customer unwittingly selects and loads money onto a tampered card, the criminal is able to access the card online and steal the balance.
[…]
In card draining, the runners assist with removing, tampering and restocking of gift cards, according to court documents and investigators.
A single runner driving from store to store can swipe or return thousands of tampered cards to racks in a short time. “What they do is they just fly into the city and they get a rental car and they just hit every big-box location that they can find along a corridor off an interstate,” said Parks.
As we recap some of the best moments of the year, make sure you check this report, which is very important, so important the entire company has to stop what it's doing. Original. --Remy
Branon's boss, Steve, came storming into his cube. From the look of panic on his face, it was clear that this was a full hair-on-fire emergency.
"Did we change anything this weekend?"
"No," Branon said. "We never deploy on a weekend."
"Well, something must have changed?!"
After a few rounds of this, Steve's panic wore off and he explained a bit more clearly. Every night, their application was supposed to generate a set of nightly reports and emailed them out. These reports went to a number of people in the company, up to and including the CEO. Come Monday morning, the CEO checked his inbox and horror of horror- there was no report!
"And going back through people's inboxes, this seems like it's been a problem for months- nobody seems to have received one for months."
"Why are they just noticing now?" Branon asked.
"That's really not the problem here. Can you investigate why the emails aren't going out?"
Branon put aside his concerns, and agreed to dig through and debug the problem. Given that it involved sending emails, Branon was ready to spend a long time trying to debug whatever was going wrong in the chain. Instead, finding the problem only took about two minutes, and most of that was spent getting coffee.
publicvoidSend()
{
//TODO: send email here
}
This application had been in production over a year. This function had not been modified in that time. So while it's technically true that no one had received a report "for months" (16 months is a number of months), it would probably have been more accurate to say that they had never received a report. Now, given that it had been over a year, you'd think that maybe this report wasn't that important, but now that the CEO had noticed, it was the most important thing at the company. Work on everything else stopped until this was done- mind you, it only took one person a few hours to implement and test the feature, but still- work on everything else stopped.
A few weeks later a new ticket was opened: people felt that the nightly reports were too frequent, and wanted to instead just go to the site to pull the report, which is what they had been doing for the past 16 months.
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Author: Soramimi Hanarejima We need the dystopias she is adept at crafting—need them to serve as compelling cautionary tales now that nothing else does. But she much prefers to render quotidian moments of splendor and serendipity. She doesn’t want to put herself through the harrowing gauntlet of making ruined worlds and dramatizing bleak circumstances. “That […]
KrebsOnSecurity.com turns 15 years old today! Maybe it’s indelicate to celebrate the birthday of a cybercrime blog that mostly publishes bad news, but happily many of 2024’s most engrossing security stories were about bad things happening to bad guys. It’s also an occasion to note that despite my publishing fewer stories than ever this past year, we somehow managed to attract near record levels of readership (thank you!).
In case you missed any of them, here’s a recap of 2024’s most-read stories. In January, KrebsOnSecurity told the story of a Canadian man who was falsely charged with larceny and lost his job after becoming the victim of a complex e-commerce scam known as triangulation fraud. This can occur when you buy something online — from a seller on Amazon or eBay, for example — but the seller doesn’t actually own the item for sale. Instead, they purchase the item using stolen payment card data and your shipping address. In this scam, you receive what you ordered, and the only party left to dispute the transaction is the owner of the stolen payment card.
Triangulation fraud. Image: eBay Enterprise.
March featured several investigations into the history of various people-search data broker services. One story exposed how the Belarusian CEO of the privacy and data removal service OneRep had actually founded dozens of people-search services, including many that OneRep was offering to remove people from for a fee. That story quickly prompted Mozilla to terminate its partnership with OneRep, which Mozilla had bundled as a privacy option for Firefox users.
A story digging into the consumer data broker Radarisfound its CEO was a fabricated identity, and that the company’s founders were Russian brothers in Massachusetts who operated multiple Russian language dating services and affiliate programs, in addition to a dizzying array of people-search websites.
Radaris repeatedly threatened to sue KrebsOnSecurity unless that publication was retracted in full, alleging that it was replete with errors both factual and malicious. Instead, we doubled down and published all of the supporting evidence that wasn’t included in the original story, leaving little room for doubt about its conclusions. Fittingly, Radaris now pimps OneRep as a service when consumers request that their personal information be removed from the data broker’s website.
Easily the longest story this year was an investigation into Stark Industries Solutions, a large, mysterious new Internet hosting firm that materialized when Russia invaded Ukraine. That piece revealed how Stark was being used as a global proxy network to conceal the true source of cyberattacks and disinformation campaigns against enemies of Russia.
A surveillance photo of Connor Riley Moucka, a.k.a. “Judische” and “Waifu,” dated Oct 21, 2024, 9 days before Moucka’s arrest. This image was included in an affidavit filed by an investigator with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP).
My reporting in December was mainly split between two investigations. The first profiled Cryptomus, a dodgy cryptocurrency exchange allegedly based in Canada that has become a major payment processor and sanctions evasion platform for dozens of Russian exchanges and cybercrime services online.
How to Lose a Fortune with Just One Bad Click told the sad tales of two cryptocurrency heist victims who were scammed out of six and seven figures after falling for complex social engineering schemes over the phone. In these attacks, the phishers abused at least four different Google services to trick targets into believing they were speaking with a Google representative, and into giving thieves control over their account with a single click. Look for a story here in early 2025 that will explore the internal operations of these ruthless and ephemeral voice phishing gangs.
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Here’s to a happy, healthy, wealthy and wary 2025. Hope to see you all again in the New Year!
Author: Mark Renney At age ten, Martin had been selected for the Specialism. He, and just one other pupil, were singled out and chosen and she promptly disappeared from the school and entered one of the Academies. But Martin’s father was against the decision. He, like so many back then, was anti the Specialism. He […]
When the landing Party from the Clever Gamble is ambushed in the sub-urbs of an Oxytocin city, Human Advisor-to-Demmies Alvin Montessori is separated from his crewmates, awakening in a dank basement to confront some locals who… well… have ample facial hair and fangs and tusks and a taste for beer and raw steaks. He’s sure, from past experience that his access to high tech can over-awe these fellows. And it starts to work… until it doesn’t.
***
The next time I awoke, it was under a vast canopy of stars, damp, bruised, and in pain. Still, I gasped foremost in surprise at still being alive. My last recollected image hadn’t been all that promising.
After the ship didn’t answer, and the Lik’ems called my bluff, what else could I do but wing it? Starting with the very first thing to come to mind. The Colonel Bogie March was followed by a brief rendition of I got Rhythm, which segued into a blues version of that ancient, venerated Earth melody, Zippedee-doo-dah – attended by every sound effect I could muster with hand in armpit.
Slack-jawed, the four Lik’ems had stared in astonishment while I moved on through a half-dozen of my best animal calls, then a syncopated chant of The Ballad of Eskimo Nell – in some faint hope they’d like the raunchy bits. Or else, perhaps, that sheer tedium would put them to sleep.
No such luck. Of the four of them, the two laconic Lik’em henchlupines had simply stared with glazed expressions. And while Lorg seemed willing to give me points for effort, the giant leader simply glared.
At last, Besh told Lorg – “I guess you’re right, after all. This meat’s no good. I’ll help you throw it out.”
With that, four huge creatures – each about the size and density of a Harley space scooter – buried me under a blurry avalanche of hair and burlap.
In fact, I must have made a good account of myself during the brief fight, since it lasted longer and was even more painful than I expected. Finally, as the world spun and I blacked out, the last words I heard were – “Let’s’ toss him to the Zoomz, if they want him so bad.”
***
Pondering later as consciousness returned, I didn’t much like the sound of those words, even in recollection. At the moment, though, I had other worries as I lay in the dark, sprawled on my back on a cold, hard surface.
No bones seemed broken, but I hurt all over. Stars could be seen overhead – occulted by the outlines of clouds and tree branches. It was damn cold. Worse yet, my uniform was torn!
That was bad. Circuitry woven into the fibers was essential to communicating with my crewmates in orbit. Wincing at the effort, I pressed my collar tab anyway, and tried to transmit. My voice warbled and scritched like something made of tin.
“This is Ship’s Advisor Montessori, calling… calling Clever Gamble. Come in, Clever Gamble. Do you read?”
No answer. The nanos in my ears remained silent – though I couldn’t rule out the possibility that Besh and his boys had knocked them loose, along with half my fillings.
Maybe it would help if I sat up and smoothed some of the kinks out of my abused shirt. I pushed up to my elbows, and for the first time got a glimpse of my surroundings. My call to the ship trailed off as I made out rows of grayish white forms, mostly rectangular, arrayed in rows that vanished into the gloom in all directions. Some of the slabs stood upright. Others tilted awkwardly or had toppled on the ground. I now lay upon one of the latter kind.
An overturned grave stone.
Frissons of panic climbed my back while my gorge churned. It wasn’t just your typical queasiness, mixed with surprise. When you’ve spent as much time with demmies as I have, you can’t help picking up their penchant for superstition. Right then, my sepulchral surroundings didn’t make me any more appreciative of the direction life was heading.
Then I noticed something else that didn’t help my sense of well-being. Of the tombstones I’d thought “toppled,” several of those nearby seemed deliberately positioned on the ground, with metal fixtures along one side.
Hinges, I realized, unhappily, soon noting that the slab I lay upon came so equipped. Why would anyone put hinges on grave slabs?
As if that weren’t bad enough, it was about then that a voice murmured out of the darkness behind my back.
“There, you see, Sully? He got up. I told you he must be dead. You owe me five.”
Shivering, I turned to see two humanoids watching me. One leaned against a tall funerary monument, managing to look wryly dapper, despite missing an ear, an eye, and nearly half his scalp. The other one sat atop the same marble shrine, swinging her legs while regarding me with an amused expression on her waxy, overly made-up face. Above them both, a stone figure – both heroic and exaggeratedly masculine – stood frozen in the act of offering sage counsel, chiding with an outstretched finger.
Probably warning future generations never to stand still long enough to let birds roost on your head, I thought. Or so mused the part of me still capable of detached observation. Symptoms of incipient hysteria were evident. I was starting not to give a damn.
“I don’t think so, Moulder,” the woman answered her companion with a wry smirk. She slid off her perch to land beside him, and pointed at me. “He smells much too fresh. Besides, ever see Besh and his bunch leave their meat in such good shape?”
“Moulder” winced and touched the missing side of his face.
“Well, maybe it wasn’t Besh that left it here. Some of the other Lik’em bands are still living by the Old Code. Or maybe the Nomorts dumped him, after draining him.”
The female shook her head as she sauntered toward me. Her gait was strange, at once both graceful and somehow impaired – as if she were a dancer, struggling to disguise a progressive neurological disease. Underneath that casual pose, I thought I caught an attitude of intense concentration. She dropped to one knee next to me and reached out toward my neck. I flinched, and her fingers stopped short, then withdrew. She tilted her head, looking at me from both sides… and I caught a pungent, sweet scent, like a ten-times normal dose of tangy perfume.
“He’s not been sipped by Nomorts, either. He’s warm.” She rocked back on her haunches. “And I sense a normal pulse.”
“Ho, yes?” Moulder shambled closer, and I saw that one of his arms hung nearly useless at his side. He gave off a reek that made me quail back, breathing only through my mouth.
“You’re right, Sully,” he muttered, crouching over me. “Lookit him pant like a scared puppy!” Moulder guffawed so hard that something came loose from his mouth, flying past my left ear. A tooth, I suspected unhappily. “So, you’re still Standard, eh? Still among the true-living? Well enjoy it! For a while.”
I wasn’t sure I liked the sound of that. It seemed time that I took matters in hand. But as I was about to speak, I heard something I liked even less. A rumbling vibration that seemed to come from below my mortuarial platform. There was a scraping clatter, followed by a bang which jarred the stone from underneath.
Both Sully and Moulder stood up and stepped back. I quickly saw that the disturbance wasn’t limited to this area. On all sides, tombstones that lay flush with the ground were being nudged, then rocked… and then flung back, swiveling over their hinges to strike the abused earth with loud thuds, revealing yawning black cavities below.
I stared as more and more opened, the lids pivoting and banging into dirt, raising small dust clouds, until the cemetery hills were pocked with rectangular holes like a carcass pecked-over by neat ravens.
The nearest neighboring grave lay silent for an agonizing eternity that lasted all too briefly. Then a hand emerged… or something that may once have deserved the name.
While I stared, transfixed, the stone beneath me rocked once more, this time insistently.
“Well, bloodywarm?” Moulder sneered. “Gonna get out of the way? Or d’you want to join us the fast way?”
I turned to see that he and Sully had retaken their perches, climbing up the pedestal of the monument, more than two meters above the ground.
More hands were emerging from graves on all sides, followed by vague shapes that made me deeply grateful for the dark. The tombstone that I sat on received a bang from below that lifted one side several centimeters before slamming back down.
I suddenly found the will to move my arms and legs, scrambling to my feet and running past gaping crypts whose residents now emerged like implacable wraiths. Desperately, I dodged around crumbly, foul-smelling pits, evading clawlike hands that reached for me – whether in aggression or supplication I didn’t tarry to find out. I leaped for the pedestal and managed to get my arms over the stone lip, near the cold base of the statue. I was trying to swing my legs up when something brushed my left foot. I tried shaking it off, but a bony grip clamped down on my boot and began dragging me backward!
I seem to recall a sound leaving my throat. I would not be ashamed if anyone called it a whimper.
Suddenly, two pairs of chill hands seized my arms and yanked me upward. I felt a snap below, and soon thereafter found myself on my feet atop the pedestal, standing next to the statue itself, just under the benevolent arm of the sculpted eminence.
“Thank you,” I gasped, between hasty breaths.
This time, Moulder spilled no parts when he laughed. “Think nothing of it. That’s why the tribe has recents, like us, check out the surface before an advent. Older corpies don’t like surprises. Makes ’em grumpy.” He nodded downward, and I got an all-too good look at the entity who had tried to seize me, seconds before.
A zombie, I thought, subvocalizing a word that I’d been avoiding for some time. Shreds of former clothing still draped the cadaverous form, grinning liplessly as it cast about, left and right, searching for something it had lost. It never occurred to the wretched thing – thank God – to look up.
“S’cuse me,” Moulder said, in an amused voice. “I think you’ve got something our cousin wants back.”
As he crouched by my side, I looked down and must have yelped. The woman, Sully, steadied me as Moulder wrestled loose a severed hand that still clamped ahold of my service boot. With a grunting effort, he loosened its grip, holding it warily by the wrist as it slowly writhed, opening and closing clumsily.
“Hey, cuz! Here ya go. Wear it in health!”
He tossed the disembodied appendage down so that it struck the zombie in the chest. After a moment or two, the pathetic, horrible thing bent over to recover the member, fumbling and finally managing to re-attach the hand in some way. Backwards, I realized when it clenched. The poor creature didn’t seem to notice.
“Flshsh-shfleppp-ph-ph gr-gr-flph-ph-f,” it slobbered through a rictus grin… and I swear, the slavering sound seemed almost musical, in a strange, chilling way. I wouldn’t have expected my nanos to make sense of the noise, but the translator in my left ear offered a best-guess interpretation—
“Why thank you, kids, for finding what I had misplaced! How nice to see that courtesy is still extant among today’s youth.”
It was only a rough rendering. The original statement might have been bitterly sarcastic for all I knew. Still, I muttered, “You’re welcome,” almost involuntarily, as the corpambulist shuffled off to join a horde of risen forms, now shambling in unison through the gloom.
“Have a nice evening stroll,” I added.
The woman, Sully, let go of my arm and stared at me. I turned, and abruptly realized something I’d been too tense no notice before – that she was, without a doubt, the loveliest dead person who ever saved my life. To her surprised regard, I could only shrug and repeat what my own instructors used to teach, here at the academy, as good advice for any occasion.
“Well after all,” I told the beautiful zombie. “It never hurts a body to be polite.”
Cover art by Patrick Farley. Prompted interiors designed by Eric Storm
Author: Neil Burlington Detective Gallant holds me down while his partner hits me even harder than he hit his wife last night. I bleed from my nose, my lips, and pretty much everywhere a face can bleed when under merciless attack by cops. I’m squeaky clean and eighteen, but do they care? “Where is it!” […]
If what follows seems scary to you on Christmas Eve, well, down at-bottom I’ll reiterate one final Redemption Daydream. One thing that one good man might do, to help us all.
Alas, he is surrounded by morons. So he won’t. But speaking of morons...
==Moldbug 2024:
What this Wormtongue tells us about our insipid New Lords ==
Well, well. Instead of Elon, is this the “guy I know in highest places”? Oy.
Truly among the most repulsive characters I ever met, this ‘Mencius Moldbug’ has been gaining godawful influence over some of the very-richest, brattiest and most dangerously powerful humans on the planet, preaching death to the very Enlightenment that gave him and his fellow ingrates everything they ever had.
This headline from The Guardian: "He's anti-democracy and pro-Trump: the obscure 'dark enlightenment blogger influencing the next US administration."
Only now – via his acolytes Peter Thiel and J.D. Vance – this monster’ll be strolling the White House, crooning gleefully that “Decadent democracy is over! Onward to absolute monarchy and feudalism!”
Lately, in his role as ‘Thiel-Whisperer‘ and ‘Speaker-to-Gullibles,’ this lobotomizer-to-oligarchs – Moldbug, also known as Curtis Yarvin -- prompted me to ponder an outrageously cartoony fantasy character --
-- the bewitcher-of-Thèoden, Tolkien’s Grima Wormtongue.
And I made that connection long before I took a closer look.
So, are we expected to come up with a Gandalf to break this spell?*
How about we get the Saru-aliens to stop aiming their stoopid ray at our aristocrats?
Once again, I challenge these incredible ingrates to a fact-off!
I assert that I can easily disprove every aspect of your justification incantations! Even most of the baseline/underlying ‘facts’ that you deem foundational.
Moreover – whether or not I am right about that – such a challenge, issued by a person of my stature, ought to elicit CURIOSITY, at least in minds that are as free and sagacious as you guys claim that yours are.
Inability to utter the sacred catechism of science -- (“I might be wrong, so let’s find out!”) -- is prima facie evidence of a cult. And – given that Moldbug’s followers are either rich harem-seekers or else incel wannabes – it’s a highly masturbatory cult.
What I do know from past encounters is that Moldbug/Yarvin dreams of becoming Top Dog – or lackey-vizier to one – in the coming restored feudalism. (He never liked it when I predicted his future role to be ‘kibble.’)
== The gauntlet, the gage, the glove is thrown! Pick it up, feudalists? ==
But hey, Brin, aren’t you taking a big risk, insulting them, this way?
Well, yes. But I have five capsule answers to that.
1.Delusionals, who surround themselves with flatterers, imagine that they can quell or repress the 100 million nerdy top fact-users on this planet, plus their half a billion co-workers. Folks who know cyber, chem, nuclear, nano, bio and so on. Plus medicine and the law. They think the boffins will settle down to their place, if smacked a little.
But, in the words of Bruce Banner, you won’t like us when we finally get mad.
2.I’m loyal to the first civilization that ever at least somewhat instituted fairplay. And hence the only one that produced not only justice, but also Adam Smith’s prescription of flat-fair-creative competition -- the c-word that no ‘conservative’ ever utters anymore...
… in their rush to ally with “ex” commie-kremlin-commissars, plus murder sheiks, hedge parasites, carbon lords, cable impresarios and inheritance brats, all in order to resume 6000 years of feudal darkness...
… even though Adam Smith’s c-word (‘competition’) is what made this the most creative (another c-word) of all eras.
But you dopes would quash it, just like every insipidly stoopid king or lord of the last 6000 years. (Shall we tally the exceptions and wager over the few kings who were measurably wise? Were there even ten, across all continents and 60 centuries?)
3. Oh, then there are the prepper-bunkers that you guys keep building – fantasizing that you’ll emerge after the dust and poisons settle, to be worshipped as demigods by ragged survivors. Only, this aftermath won’t resemble either Mad Max or A Canticle For Liebowitz, pals. The survivors won’t go burning books and lynching nerds… but they'll wait eagerly to greet you,when you emerge, blinking like cicadas in the sunlight.
And yes, we nerds have the schematics and locales of every deep or mountaintop ‘prepper’ compound. (Want proof?) And those hidey-holes will not have the desired outcomes. Especially after you do what I’ve heard some of you (like J.D. Vance) openly say… that you expect to deliberately trigger “The Event.”
Think I am exaggerating? Get Douglas Rushkoffs book (cited below) about this circle-jerk of sick jerks who chant semi-erotic fantasies to each other: justifications to accelerate a civilizational collapse that never had to happen. And here's a further article about the very real accelarationism cult.
An aside: how do I know these guys? Criminy, Ted Kaczynski sent me his book The Anti-Tech Revolution from prison, hoping for a blurb! Yarvin would deny any overlap with TK, but their pretensions and incantations and psychologies have far more in common, than not!
Moreover, both Doug Rushkoff and I have been asked – directly by lordly ‘preppers’ -- how to solve their biggest worries, like “How do I keep my security staff loyal, when money isn’t good anymore?”
Indeed, I know that Isaac Asimov felt daunted, that those who were inspired by his ‘psychohistory’ speculations included not just brilliant fellows like Robert Reich and Paul Krugman, but also Osama bin Laden and Shoko Asahara. So, sure. Sci-fi fertilizes a billion flowers. Some stink and others may save the future. Hey, don’t blame the bee.
Back to directly addressing the stinkiest flowers…
== Okay, guys, almost done with my howl of defiance =
4. Let’s suppose that – as now seems plausible – your revanchist oligarchy does succeed at crushing this latest Periclean renaissance and restoring default feudalism -- (#1 on my list of Fermi Paradox theories, BTW.) In that case, are you so sure that you will be the final beneficiaries? The final kings and lords?
As I show in Existence, it’d take a clade of trillionaires much smarter than you.
Key point. Many of you got rich by being predatory Second Adopters. Or third, plundering first innovators, as happened in every industry, from railroads to radio to the WWW to e-cars and palantirs. (Bezos/Amazon appear to be a very rare exception.)
And hence, will others (currently biding their time, less flamboyant and noisy and noisome than you) simply take from you the august thrones that you have painstakingly erected, through your betrayals?
For one thing, those second-wavers will have millions of vengefully angry nerd-allies on their side!Will you?
And hence… will those second wavers even want to keep around yattering ‘advisors’ like rabid-frothing moldbugs?
Not if they’re smart enough to take everything that the takers took.
Perhaps instead they’ll surround themselves with those who fought against the mess you dopes are making. Advisors who thereupon are capable of offering advice that’s not masturbatory-lame flattery?
It’s what Machiavelli did – who fought like hell for the Florentine Republic – till he finally realized that dream had fallen into shadow. At which point Niccolò (I knew him well) switched with agility to advising the Dukes, so that their undemocratic rule would at least be laced with some actual sapience. As the central locus of Enlightenment migrated, along with nerdy refugees, north to Holland and England, and then onward...
And if you don’t instantly perceive where I went with that – if you are incapable of understanding it on a first read -- then maybe that’s meaningful. Might it testify that you would-be Medicis aren’t as synaptically well-endowed as your flatterers tell you that you are?
Flattery that’s all part of their beneficial advantage – those simpering advisors – but not yours.
Indeed, in hilarious self-flattery, here’s Moldbug/Grima styling himself as you-know-who.
Oh... my....
== What I’m leaving out ==
Oh, did I say there were five reasons? Actually, there are seven… and I’m not telling the rest of them! Not today. Because telling might help some of these ingrate traitors to succeed. And also because… well… like Niccolò, I’m not giving out free advice.
Not till I see you are definitely winning. But it’s still way too early to count out Adam Smith and Franklin and MLK and Marshall, et. al. All of whom were geniuses. Unlike you.
Or to count out the members of every profession that studies and investigates facts.
Or women, who know what you harem-builder misogynists plan for them.
Or vast numbers of normal, keenly-aware human citizens, who know that an open-transparent and self-critical civilization remains a better bet for them than any or all kings ever were, for any or all of our ancestors.
But especially… I sure as heck won’t talk about #5 through #7 till I see your offer. What you’re willing to pay. Just out of curiosity, of course.
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If you'd like a more detailed and less-livid dissection of the goals and rationalizations of these 'neo-reactionaries'... here it is. With multiple predictive points, BTW.
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== And finally, as my last December Daydream, I'll reiterate a tactic for Old Joe – How he could torpedo the noxious pirate ship of traitors and fools ==
Speaking of powerful men who are surrounded by shortsighted fools...
PS: um… regarding that parallel with Wormtongue… seriously? Use some of your conspiracy yarn to connect that thought with RFK Jr.and it all gets kinda… well… weird. Who writes this stuf??
The Hatter was framed! He didn't even do it! Nil Corpus Delecti, et cetera.
Yet
Yitz O.
, up to some kind of skullduggery, observed a spacetime oddity.
"When trying to compare some results from a GetOrders call via the ebay
api, I noticed something weird was happening with the DateTimes in the response.
The attached is 3 calls to get the same order, made in quick succession.
The millisecond part of all the DateTimes matched the millisecond
part of the *current* time (which you can see in the TimeStamp field.
I assume it's because they rolled their own DateTime functionality
and are Getting a UTC time by subtracting the difference between
the local time and the UTC time, and one of those values doesn't have
the millisecond value in it, but it's the ebay api so who knows."
Undoubtedly a bug that nobody ever noticed because they probably
just ignore the millis altogether.
An anonymous smartie wrote that "Concerned about the possibility of creeping senesence, I've
been looking for some way to benchmark and track cognitive performance over time. This site
purported to offer an online version of a common medical assessment, so I figured I'd give
it a try. But what's that first field asking about?
Naturally, I filled it in:
Apparently that was the wrong answer, but the error message here is singularly unhelpful.
A trick question? Or proof that I'm already too far gone?
(The answer is on the page but it is a bit subtle.)
A first-time submission, I think, from
Bill S.
"The Explore DDD Conference site wants you to join
their mailing list; it would help if their submit button did something other than a
silent 404 error."
"Yes, we have no listings," explained
Peter G.
fruitlessly. Check back next week.
In a more fruitful vein,
Jeremy P.
decided he
"Needed to look up a word from NYT connections. The Apple
built in dictionary seems to have an unusual language
built in called 'Apple'. 'Pilled' means 'inappropriately
inserted advert' in Apple."
Check back next week as we bring you more seedy sites.
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The basic strategy is to place a device with a hidden camera in a position to capture normally hidden card values, which are interpreted by an accomplice off-site and fed back to the player via a hidden microphone. Miniaturization is making these devices harder to detect. Presumably AI will soon obviate the need for an accomplice.
Don Geddis left a comment on my last post. My reply grew far longer than would reasonably fit into a comment reply so I decided to post it as an article. Don wrote:I wonder if you've considered that perhaps you have more in common with the people who frustrate you, than your current self-image suggests.My reply:I've not just considered it, I will happily concede that I am not as
As we enter that little gap between Christmas and New Year's, we explore some of the highlights of 2024. We start with this historical computing story. And unlike the subject, this shipped ready to read (and reprint). --Remy
Today's anonymously submitted story is a case where the WTF isn't the code itself, per se. This arguably could be a CodeSOD, and we'll get to the code, but there's so much more to the story.
Our submitter, let's call them Janice, used to work for a financial institution with a slew of legacy systems. One such system was an HP3000 minicomputer. "Mini", of course, meant "refrigerator sized".
The HP3000 itself is an interesting, if peripheral story, because it's one of the tales of a product launch going incredibly wrong. Let's talk a little history.
We start with the HP2100 in 1966, which Hewlett Packard did nothing to design, and instead purchased the company that designed it. The core innovation of the HP2100 was that it was architecturally similar to a PDP-8, but supported full 16-bit memory, instead of PDP's 12-bit.
HP didn't really know what they had bought- they marketed it as a "test and instrumentation" system, and were surprised when businesses purchased it for back office operations. They ended up with one of the most popular minicomputers for office use, despite it not being designed for that purpose.
Thus began the projects "Alpha" and "Omega". Alpha was a hardware refresh of the 2100, with a better memory model. Omega was a ground-up redesign for 32-bit memory, which would allow it to support a whopping 4MB of RAM. There was just one problem with the Omega design: they didn't have funding to actually finish it. The project was killed in 1970, which threw some of the staff into "wear black armbands to work" levels of mourning.
Unfortunately, while work was done on Omega, the scope of Alpha crept, which resulted in another project management wasn't sure could be delivered. But the market was there for a time-sharing minicomputer, so they pressed on despite the concerns.
The HP2000-line had time sharing system that used multiple processors. There was a front-end processor which handled user interactions. Then there was the actual CPU, which ran programs. This meant that time-sharing was simplified- the CPU just ran programs in a round-robin fashion, and didn't have to worry about pesky things like user inputs. Essentially, it was really just a batch processing system with a multi-user front-end.
The designers of Alpha wanted to support full multiprogramming, instead of this hybrid-ish model. But they also needed to support traditional batch processing, as well as real-time execution. So the team split up to build the components of the "Multi-Programming Executive" module, which would allow all of these features.
The Alpha, which was still 16-bit, didn't have the luxurious 4MB of RAM- it had 128kB. The MPE used much more memory than 128kB. This led to a massive crunch as the programmers worked to shrink MPE into something usable, while marketing looked at the deadlines and said, "We were supposed to be selling this thing months ago!"
The result was a massive war between engineering and marketing, where marketing gave customers promises about what the performance would be, engineering told marketing what the actual performance would be (significantly worse than what marketing was promising), and then management would demand engineering "prove" that marketing's over-promises could be met.
The initial ship-date was November, 1972, and by god, they shipped on time. Nothing actually worked, but they shipped. The first computer out the door was returned almost immediately. It could only handle two simultaneous users before slowing to a crawl, and crashed every ten minutes. By December, HP had gotten that to "crashes every two hours". They kept shipping machines even as they had to cut features and reliability promises.
Those frequent crashes also concealed another bug: after running for 24 days, the HP3000's clock would overflow (2^31 milliseconds) and the clock would magically reverse by 25 days. As one sysop of a purchased HP3000 put it: "The original designers of MPE never thought the OS would stay up for 25+ days in a row".
After a bunch of management shuffling, the titular Packard of Hewlett Packard sent a memo: production was stopping and all sold computers were being recalled. Customers were offered HP2000s in its place, or they could wait until fall 1973 for a revised version- that would only support 4-6 users, far fewer than marketing's initial promises of 64. This pleased no one, and it's reported that some customers cried over the disappointment.
With sales paused, the entire computer underwent a design overhaul. The resulting machine was faster and cheaper and could actually handle 8 simultaneous users. One year after the botched launch, the HP3000 went back on the market, and ended up being a full success.
It was so successful, HP continued supporting the HP3000 until 2010, which is where Janice enters our story. Circa 2006, she needed to update some Pascal code. That code used a lot of bit-masks to handle flags, which is normally a pretty easy function in Pascal- the language has a standard set of bitwise operations. So Janice was surprised to see:
FUNCTIONBITON(A , B : INTEGER): BOOLEAN;
VAR
C : INTEGER;
BEGINCASE A OF15 : C:=1;
14 : C:=2;
13 : C:=4;
12 : C:=8;
11 : C:=16;
10 : C:=32;
9 : C:=64;
8 : C:=128;
7 : C:=256;
6 : C:=512;
5 : C:=1024;
4 : C:=2048;
3 : C:=4096;
2 : C:=8192;
1 : C:=16384;
0 : C:=32768;
OTHERWISE
BITON:=FALSE;
END;
IF ((B DIV C) MOD2) = 1THEN
BITON:=TRUE
ELSE
BITON:=FALSE;
END;
FUNCTIONSETBITON(A, B : INTEGER) : INTEGER;
VAR
C : INTEGER;
BEGINCASE A OF15 : C:=1;
14 : C:=2;
13 : C:=4;
12 : C:=8;
11 : C:=16;
10 : C:=32;
9 : C:=64;
8 : C:=128;
7 : C:=256;
6 : C:=512;
5 : C:=1024;
4 : C:=2048;
3 : C:=4096;
2 : C:=8192;
1 : C:=16384;
0 : C:=32768;
OTHERWISE
C:=0;
END;
IFNOT BITON(A,B) THEN
SETBITON:=B + C
ELSE
SETBITON:=B;
END;
FUNCTIONSETBITOFF(A, B : INTEGER) : INTEGER;
VAR
C : INTEGER;
BEGINCASE A OF15 : C:=1;
14 : C:=2;
13 : C:=4;
12 : C:=8;
11 : C:=16;
10 : C:=32;
9 : C:=64;
8 : C:=128;
7 : C:=256;
6 : C:=512;
5 : C:=1024;
4 : C:=2048;
3 : C:=4096;
2 : C:=8192;
1 : C:=16384;
0 : C:=32768;
OTHERWISE
C:=0;
END;
IF BITON(A,B) THEN
SETBITOFF:=B - C
ELSE
SETBITOFF:=B;
END;
FUNCTIONLAND(A,B : INTEGER) : INTEGER;
VAR
I : INTEGER;
BEGIN
I:=0;
REPEATIF BITON(I,A) THENIF BITON(I,B) THEN
A:=SETBITON(I,A)
ELSE
A:=SETBITOFF(I,A)
ELSE
A:=SETBITOFF(I,A);
I:=I + 1;
UNTIL I > 15;
LAND:=A;
END;
This is a set of hand-reinvented bitwise operations, culminating in an LAND, which does a bitwise and (not a logical and, which makes it annoyingly misnamed). I wouldn't call the code a horrible approach to doing this, even if it's definitely an inefficient approach (and when you're running a 33 year old computer, efficiency matters), but absent built-in bitwise operations, I can't see a lot of other options. The biggest problem is that LAND will set bits on that are already on, which is unnecessary- an AND should really only ever turn bits off.
Which, as it turns out, is the root WTF. The developer responsible wasn't ignorant about bitwise operations. The version of Pascal that shipped on the HP3000 simply didn't have any. No and, or, not, or xor. Not even a shift-left or shift-right operation.
In any case, this is what happens when I start doing research on a story and end up getting sucked down a rabbit hole. As always, while Wikipedia's true value is as a bibliography. A lot of those links have much more detail, but I hope this quick overview was an interesting story.
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Author: Cal Wallace “So,” Ftk’al said, slithering gently down the steps next to his friend. “You were cancelled.” “Yeah, man,” said Karl, chewing gum and spitting nothing despite his best efforts. “That’s how it goes out here. Dog eat dog.” Ftk’al tried to shrug, all tendrils pumping. Karl seemed to understand. He said, “You gotta […]
Last year, we spent our Christmas looking at some Christmas movies and specials, and rated them based on the accuracy of their portrayal of the IT industry. We're going to continue with that this year. Just like last year, we'll rate things based on a number of floppy disks- 💾💾💾💾💾 means it's as accurate as Office Space, whereas 💾 puts it someplace down around Superman III.
Gremlins
Technology has conquered the world, but none of it actually works. As Mr. Futterman (played by the classic character actor Dick Miller) points out: they've all got gremlins in them. Except, thanks to a goofy dad's last minute Christmas gift and some careless 80s teens, the gremlins aren't just taking over technology, but the entire town with their goofy violence.
This was the most mentioned film left out last year. As far as tech industry representation, we've got a lot to discuss here. First, the father who purchases Gizmo- the Mogwai that becomes the source of all the gremlins- is an inventor. This is the 80s, and thus we're all recovering from the fads of Rubik's Cubes and Pet Rocks, so Randy Petlzer is trying to crash whatever the next fad is. He's got a collection of goofy gadgets, including the orange juicer above, which is itself a premonition of the Juicero startup, itself a goofy disaster of venture capital.
An independent inventor with no real business model but a bunch of goofy ideas also thinks he's a genius. Where have I heard that before? At least, he did "read the manual" (listened to the instructions given to him by the very 80s orientalist stereotype) and even communicated them, so credit to that. But nobody actually followed those instructions anyway, which leads to all the chaos. Do you think I used the word "goofy" enough to describe this movie? It's very goofy, and I think it's gotten goofier with age, honestly. Without nostalgia, I wouldn't call it good, but it is goofy.
Bud Baxter has an apartment conveniently close to work- so convenient that all the executives at his company bring their mistresses there. It's great for Bud's career, but less good for his reputation and his own personal love life.
So, this may be a stretch as Christmas movies go. It takes place around Christmas, but doesn't have a lot of Christmas themes. You know what it does have? A load of entitled management types who not only control Bud's life around the office, but his life at home, and definitely don't care about how that affects him. If this were in 2024, they'd be using bossware to track him and smart door locks to keep him out of his own house.
Rating: 💾💾💾
The Knight Before Christmas
A modern gal in Ohio has given up on love. A 14th century knight is magically transported to Ohio. Together, they discover the true meaning of Christmas- and love.
This is Netflix's stab at a Hallmark level Christmas movie. The whole thing revolves around the Ohio town having a Christmas tradition of erecting a "Christmas Castle" and doing a pseudo-Ren Faire thing every Christmas which is not, as far as I know, a thing anywhere, except perhaps a few small towns in Europe, where they have naturally occurring castles. Our gallant knight gets to be flummoxed by modern technology, like the Alexa, but basically figures all this stuff out over the course of a few days.
For IT accuracy, this is definitely:
Rating: 💾
However, it's also worth noting that the plot kicks off with our modern gal hitting the befuddled knight with her car at the Christmas Castle. They go to the hospital, where everyone assumes he's an actor from the Castle, and now has amnesia after being hit by a car. Since he has no ID, instead of providing medical care for what they believe to be severe brain damage, they just… let her take him home with her. So, if we were rating this for accurately representing the health care system in the US:
Rating: 💉💉💉💉💉
The Bear: Feast of the Seven Fishes
"The Bear" focuses on Carmy, who is trying to turn his deceased brother's sandwich shop into a Michelin rated fine-dining restaurant. This episode flashes back to a Christmas before his brother died, and shows us what his family life was like, as his mother prepares the traditional "Feast of the Seven Fishes" for Christmas.
So, unlike Christmas Castles, Feasts of Seven Fishes are real. I grew up with the loud Italian family. My grandmother was so Italian she came through Ellis Island and also had one of these to point at her Christmas Tree. We did not do the complete Feast of the Seven Fishes, because nobody wanted to work that hard, but deep fried kippers were always featured. These were whole fish, which you'd eat. Bones, faces and all. That was fine, but I was honestly really there for the ginettes (everyone else calls them anise cookies, but we called them ginettes).
Our Christmas wasn't as stressful as Carmy's, and while folks got drunk, it was strictly "the old guys drink too much and fall asleep in their chairs" levels of drunk.
Rating: �����
Dominic the Donkey
When Santa wants to visit his "paisans" in Italy, his reindeer can't handle the hills- so he relies on his friend, Dominic, the Italian Christmas Donkey.
Look, I had to suffer through this song growing up, so now you do to. Hit play. Put it on loop. You're trapped in here with us. Jingety jing! HEE HAW HEE HAW! IT'S DOMINIC THE DONKEY.
An alien war-bot crashes on Earth and gets amnesia, forgetting that it's a war-bot. Young Hogarth befriends the bot, and adventures ensue. Meanwhile 1950s Fox Mulder tries to track down the "monster" and put a stop to the Communist threat it represents.
I know what you're saying: "there's nothing Christmas here!" But, based on this list so far, amnesia is a Christmas tradition! Setting that aside, I'm not religious, but if we're talking about keeping the "Christ" in "Christmas", you can't do better than a giant robot who dies for our sins and is reborn days later. Honestly, the Bible could have used more giant robots. Maybe a Godzilla or two. While the movie leans hard into Superman as its metaphor for heroism, Superman has frequently been appropriated as a Christ metaphor. Which, there's a whole lot to unpack there, given that Superman's creators were Jewish.
This story features incompetent government agents trying to regulate technology they don't understand. While the film colors it in with Red Scare tones, it echoes the same constant shrieking from the FBI and NSA that regular citizens shouldn't have access to strong encryption (and they need a magical backdoor into all encryption algorithms to keep you SAFE). Or the countless "think of the children!" bills that attempt to police the Internet and always fail. Or the classic "Felony Contempt of Business Model"- the sections of the DMCA that make it illegal for you to refill your printer cartridges or jailbreak your phones.
Author: R. J. Erbacher Timmy woke with a start and looked up. He heard scurrying overhead. On the roof? Hooves, maybe. He laid perfectly still and listened intently. It only lasted a moment and then stopped. For a while there was nothing and he began to lose hope that he had actually heard anything. A […]
Nearly two months ago now I wrote:It's getting harder and harder to find a reason to keep doing this. My
opportunity costs are high, and writing a blog entry takes a non-trivial
amount of time. I wrote this because I needed to blow off some steam,
and I wanted to get my position on the election results on the record
while they were still fresh in my mind. Whether I keep
Mihail was excited when, many years ago, he was invited to work for a local company. At the time, he was in college, so getting real-world experience (and a real-world paycheck) sounded great. It was a small company, with only a handful of developers.
The excitement didn't last long, as Mihail quickly learned what the project was: parsing commit messages in source control and generating a report of how many hours a developer worked on any given task. It was a timesheet tracking application, but built on commit messages.
"This… seems like a bad idea?" Mihail told his supervisor. "Couldn't we just do this in a timesheet tool? Or heck, a spreadsheet? Accounting would probably prefer a spreadsheet."
"If we did that, people could edit their numbers," the supervisor responded.
Apparently they hadn't heard about amending commits. Or just… lying in the commit message?
Now, Mihail wasn't allowed to start working. A design document needed to be crafted first. So several senior developers went into a room, and hammered out the design. Three weeks later, they had a basic structure of five classes: components, which were made up of milestones, which were made up of tickets, which had contributors, which made commits. It wasn't a complicated design, so it was mystifying as to why it took three weeks to write. More problematic- the project had only budgeted a month, so Mihail was left with a single week for implementation.
One frantic week later, Mihail handed in his work. It was insufficiently tested, but more or less worked according to the design. He had to take a week off of work for exams, and when he returned from those exams, the senior devs had some good news and bad news. The good news: they were happy with his work! The bad news: during the week the design had been completely changed and needed to be rewritten.
So the rewrite began, with a new design, and once again, too little time left to do the work. Tests went out the window first, but "basic coding practices" quickly followed. The second version was less reliable and usable than the first. Then the Big Boss sent down an edict: this whole system should get its data from their bug tracker, which had SQL integration options.
Once again, it was all thrown away, and a new version began. Mihail started writing queries for the database, starting by joining the three key tables to produce the data they wanted. Then he read the new version of the design doc, published while he was working, and joined the five tables together they'd need. After combining the six tables the design doc called for, Mihail was starting to think the code he was writing was bad.
The workflow that the design called for offered it's own challenges. After writing the query which joined eight tables together, with a nest of subqueries and summaries, the query itself weighed in at 2,000kb. And that was just for one report- there were a dozen reports that were part of the project, all similarly messy, and all subject to rapidly changing design documents. The queries were all hard-coded directly in a Python script, and the design was explicit: don't slow down developers by using prepared statements, just use string concatenation (aka SQL injection) because we can trust our inputs! This Python script would run its reporting queries, and then dump the results into tables in the application's database. Then a web UI would pick up the data from the tables and show it to the user.
The only thing we can say about the results is that the web UI looked nice. The underlying horror that was the code was hidden.
With the project finally done, it was time to show it off to upper management. Mihail's supervisor starts demoing their system, and after a minute, the Big Boss pipes up: "Why do we need this?"
"Oh, well, it's a more flexible-"
"No. Why do we need this?"
"Time tracking is fundamental to our billing-"
"Right, but why do we need this? You know what, never mind. Do whatever you want with this, just make sure that all the data ends up in an Excel spreadsheet at the end of the month. That's what we send to accounting."
All in all, Mihail spent six months working on this project. Once complete, it was never used by anyone.
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Author: Majoki Pioneering computer scientist, Alan Kay, once said, “The best way to predict the future is to invent it.” I have to disagree. I’ve found the best way to predict the future is to control it. And the easiest way to control the future is to be in charge of time. In my case […]
A judge has found that NSO Group, maker of the Pegasus spyware, has violated the US Computer Fraud and Abuse Act by hacking WhatsApp in order to spy on people using it.
Rachel worked on a system which collected data about children, provided by parents and medical professionals. There was one bug that drew a lot of fire: no one could report the age of a child as less than one. That was a problem, as for most of their users, child ages are zero-indexed. One of the devs picked up the bug, made a change, and went on to the next bug.
This was the fix:
if (!empty($_POST["age_at_time"]) || empty($_POST["age_at_time"]))
The original check had been !empty- which may seem like it's ensuring a value was provided, but in PHP the empty function returns true for null values, empty strings, and anything falsey- like the integer 0.
So they made a change to cover the other case, and never stopped to ask themselves, "Would doing this be stupid?"
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Author: Julian Miles, Staff Writer There’s an angel on the veranda, stealing my tomatoes. Well, not actually on the veranda. She’s too tall for that. Got one foot at the top of the steps, the other on the ground. My daughter’s fascinated by the flickering shadows cast by the shimmering energy fields that make up […]
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Alvin Montessori and Captain Ohm are leading a landing party through a park near the city of Cal’Mari – now renamed “squid” — guided by a mysterious local named (according to the demmie-programmed translator device) “Earl Dragonlord.”
At dusk, when the demmies on the team seem most susceptible to superstitious imaginings, suddenly shapes loom upon them from the growing gloom…
Montessori recounts:
“As I turned, a horrific howl pealed. Then another, and still more from all sides, baying like hounds from hell. Before I could finish spinning about, a dark, flapping shape descended over me, enveloping my face in stifling folds and choking off my scream.”
Consciousness returned in fits and starts, accompanied by a rhythmic, irritating, “plinking” sound – the repetitive dripping of water into some pool. Even before I opened my eyes, mineral aromas and stony echoes told me that I must be underground, lying on some cold, gritty floor.
Spikes of yellow light stabbed when I cracked my eyelids, but I tried not to move or make a sound as blurry outlines gradually formed into steady images – a stretch of rocky wall; a smoldering torch set in an iron sconce; stacks of wooden crates covered with frayed tarps; a rough wooden table, where lay a platter, stacked with raw meat steaks. A glass tankard frothed with some kind of brownish ale.
A pair of pale, squinting eyes peered over the tankard’s rim as it rose to meet a broad face, nearly covered by a riot of dark fur.
The meniscus level of ale dropped swiftly, accompanied by slurping gulps as the tankard swung horizontal, draining down that hairy gullet. With a deep satisfied sigh, the furry one licked the goblet’s rim with a prodigious tongue. Overall, the shape of the skull was much like a person’s. The eyes, though recessed, were green and still somewhat humanoid. Only where Earl Dragonlord had possessed canine uppers even pointier than a demmy’s, this fellow had huge, heavy lower tusks, jutting up to graze his shaggy cheeks.
The flagon slammed down and he started toward the pile of steaks, salivating prodigiously… then he stopped, sniffing the air. A matched pair of splendidly huge eyebrows arched as he turned toward me, grinning impressively.
My captor must not have come into contact with the translator-converter. Or else the device was knocked out during the ambush. No matter. I never believed in that method of dealing with language differences, anyway. “When in Rome…” begins an old human expression that’s good advice for any traveler.
I tongued one of my molars, turning on the interpreter nanos in my own ear canal.
“Grimble gramble gnash… so-o-o it’s no-o-o yoosh pretending-g-g,” rumbled the deep, slurred voice, which grew steadily easier to understand. “I ken when a man’s scannin’ me, though ’is gaze be narrow as a Nomort’s charity.”
I opened my eyes fully and sat up on one elbow, wincing just a little from sharp twinges.
“I suppose I’m your prisoner,” I said, subvocalizing first in my own language, then relaxing to let my laryngeal nano-woofers fashion the equivalent in local dialect.
The hirsute fellow replied with what I took to be a shrug, using shoulders the size of hamhocks. When he next opened his mouth, what emerged was a hearty, majestic belch.
I made certain to look impressed.
“Hm. Well said. I take it you are what they call a Lik’em.”
If he winced at my use of the term, it was hidden by the mat of hair covering all but his nose and eyes.
“This week I seek no relief, ’xcept to be what I be, and am what I am. You should see me elsetimes. Handsome bugger, or so says my mirror. An’ what about you? What’s your fate? To eat, or be ate?”
A queer question. It made me glance, against my better wishes, at the stack of bloody cutlets on his plate.
“My name is Dr. Alvin Montessori. And I’m not sure I understand what you mean. Someone recently told me that I looked like a… a Standard.”
My host grunted expressively. “So does a corpambulist, when he’s new an’ not too smelly. So’s a Nomort, in daylight. Heck-o, you should see me most days when there’s no moon in view. Smooth as a baby an’ don’t say maybe!” He guffawed heartily, a friendly sound that would have cheered me, were not beads of saliva running down his yellow tusks and pooling on his lower lip before they spilled on the deeply stained tabletop.
Questions had been swirling in my head ever since we met Earl Dragonlord, about the social class structure on this world. I had a feeling I wasn’t going to like the answers.
“Let’s say I am a Standard. Does that automatically mean I’m slated for somebody’s dinner table?”
My host sniggered, as if amused by my ignorance.
“In some measure that’s up to the Standard hisself.”
“And I suppose Lik’ems and corpsic—”
“Corpambulists,” he corrected. “Though they prefer bein’ called Zoomz. T’is easier to pronounce, especially in their condition.”
“Zooms?” I’m afraid I rolled my eyes. “Then Lik’ems and Zooms are devourers of—”
“Hey. Don’t pin the whole rap on us! There’s Nomorts, too, y’know.”
Nomorts… such as Earl Dragonlord. The native I last saw guiding my captain and crewmates toward his home. His lair.
I felt a chill that had little to do with the dank, underground cold. Turning toward the torch, I squinted so that its light pierced between my eyelids in sharp, diffracting rays. My nose began to tickle.
“So,” I asked. “What must a Standard do in order to keep from being someone’s dinner?”
The furry humanoid grinned, his tusks gleaming. “You mean you really don’t know? Then as we suspected—”
The tickling light beams struck a nerve at last. I gasped… then bellowed a ferocious sneeze.
The abrupt noise sent my captor toppling backward, off his chair. If my intent had been to jump him, that would have been the time. But I only took the occasion to gather myself up to one knee, pulling in my collar tab.
A fleecy, dark mane reappeared in view, rising above the table, followed by peering eyes.
“Wha… what was that?”
“Just a sneeze. It’s freezing down here, don’t you think? Doesn’t a solitary captive like me deserve a blanket, after being attacked on the darkened streets of your urb district, knocked out, and dragged underground, away from my friends?”
“That was a sneeze? It sounded like a cross ’tween a hellion howl and a razortooth’s roar.” He blinked some more. “I thought you said you was a Standard.”
I divided my attention, as another voice buzzed in my ears.
“Advisor Montessori, this is Commander Talon, on the bridge. Thank heavens you’re all right! I assume from your phrasing that you’re alone underground, under some type of coercion, and out of contact with the Captain. Is that correct?”
Demmies are sharp and quick, when they decide to focus, and Talon took focus seriously. I shivered to reinforce the impression that I must keep my hand on my collar. Facing the Lik’em, I spoke sharply, as if to answer his question.
“I never said I was a member of the planetwide social class that’s apparently preyed upon by three other sub-races of humanoids… those three groups being called the corpambulists, whom I’ve never seen; and the elegant Nomorts, one of whom I last saw guiding my comrades toward castle-like structures on a hill west of the park, presumably into a trap; or Lik’ems like you my captor, who seem to grow abundant lower bicuspids and facial fur during certain times of the month, and relish beer with their raw meat.”
The Lik’em stared at me, rising the rest of the way. “Uh, why are you talkin’ like that?”
“How should I talk to a fellow who has taken away my belt pouch and all my tools, and now holds me captive in a subterranean chamber, a little over two meters in height and roughly three meters long by four wide, with a tunnel exiting along the long axis? There you are, standing almost two meters tall, though in a bit of a forward-canine crouch, on the other side of a table piled high with raw steaks, and you have the nerve to ask—”
“We’re homing in on your signal now, Advisor. I don’t think we can read quite the kind of detail you’re giving us. Not through solid rock. But the room dimensions should help us track you down.”
“—have the nerve to ask why I’m talking like this? You really don’t know why I’m talking like this?”
The Lik’em shook his head vigorously, eyes betraying growing worry. “Look, Doc, maybe we got off to a bad start. My name’s Lorg.” He hurried over to a pile of tarps in the corner. “Here, let me get you that blanket—”
“Got it!” The voice of the ship’s exec cut in. “Hold on, Advisor, we’ve found your locus, in a cavity underneath one of their streets. I’m warming up the blasters right now. Just give us a few seconds. We’ll rip away thirty meters of rock and have you outta there in a jif—”
“No!” I cried out, leaping to my feet so fast that I lost contact with the throat mike. Lorg jumped back in dismay, yelping like a puppy with its tail caught in a door.
I pressed my uniform collar once more. “Don’t you dare!” I reiterated. My heartbeat raced, knowing how quickly demmies can work when they think they’re coming to the rescue of a friend. Any moment now, the planetary crust over my head might start boiling into the atmosphere, surgically peeled in molten sheets by a giga-terrawatt laser.
“Just… just hold it right there,” I added, in a lower tone. “Hold it and stay calm.”
Lorg stared at me, clutching the blanket in front of him, his jaw quivering, tusks and all.
“I’m calm. I’m calm!”
Commander Talon also replied – “Roger, Doctor Montessori. Understood. Standing by.”
I tried to think. So far I’d been improvising… a technique which isn’t taught much at Earth’s Advisor Academy, since that skill is usually left to demmies. (It is their strongest trait.) But sometimes a human has to do the demmiest things. At this point I had my captor intimidated, but I knew that would give way when he realized my loud bark wasn’t backed up with bite.
I took an assertive step towards him. “Where are we now? In the sub-urb?”
Lorg nodded. “Under my own place. You were closest to the manhole, so I grabbed you before the Renks snatched ever’body else.”
This confused me. “You mean the captai… my friends aren’t here too?”
“Naw. The Renks laid a trap for ’em. Me an’ my friends were lucky to get you.”
“Renks? Who are they? Are they Nomorts?” My suspicions of Earl Dragonlord flared. Had he led our party into an ambush?
But that didn’t make sense! We had been following Earl toward the hill of castles he called home. Why should he abduct victims who were already heading into his lair?
“Renks is a kind of Zoomz,” Lorg said, with a shiver and a shake of his head. “They swarmed over y’all. We hardly had time to—”
“Shut up, Lorg!”
A new, harsh voice cut in, making us both startle and turn. At the entrance to the underground chamber, three more Lik’ems had appeared, even larger than my host. Foremost among the newcomers was a giant figure, bulging out of his clothes, which resembled some kind of striped tracksuit, with a sweater draped over the shoulders. Pale yellow fur stood on end with rage, and his curling tusks made Lorg look like a poster boy for Orthodontia Monthly.
“Besh!”Lorg cried out. “I was just—”
“Playing with your food again, I know.” The bigger Lik’em sauntered in – if one can “saunter” with tree-like arms that almost brush the floor. “How many times do I haveta tell you? If you talk to it, that only makes it harder to eat.”
The other two Lik’ems leaned against the door and chortled, a sound vaguely like what an engine might say, after being fed a treat of corundum sand. Lorg turned red – in those few bare patches showing through his matted pelt.
“Uh, Besh, I don’t think this’s food at all. It… he ain’t like any Standard I ever seen.”
“Nonsense! Look at him! X’cept for that funny nose, and those flattish eyes, that silly chin, and smooth fore’ead—”
What funny nose? I thought, a bit put out.
“Besides, what were Renks doing out there? Hunting for partners in a game of spin the skull? They must want this meat pretty bad, risking a foray into our urb like that.”
“Exactly!” Lorg said, gaining some feeling in his voice. “You ever see that happen before? Or for that matter, you ever see Standards come strolling through the urb at night? With a moon full? I tell you, them Renks wanted somethin’ more’n just Standard flesh.”
Besh seemed torn between affront at Lorg’s daring to talk back, and interest in the possibilities he’d raised.
“Not a regular Standard, eh? Maybe something tastier?”
“Maybe something a whole lot more dangerous,” I interjected, speaking with more steadiness than I felt inside.
Besh looked me over, and barked a savage laugh. He ambled toward me with an air of relish… and mustard and mayonnaise, I’d wager.
“I don’t scare off easy, meat. I’m Besh, night-howler and hill-loper! Runner in the woods and bed-lover of all three moons! My yowl curdles milk in far counties. It shatters windows in the Standards’ armored high rises. Nomorts take a sunburn, before they face Besh. Little baldie, you dare try to out-bluff me?”
As he moved closer, flexing hands like the scoops at the end of a steam shovel, Lorg tugged at his sleeve.
“Watch out, Besh. He makes this noise.”
I had been getting ready for a fight, relaxing into Judo stance… as if that would help much against four such demons. But Lorg’s words gave me an idea. I pressed my collar again.
“Did that noise impress you, Lorg? Why, I wouldn’t insult Besh with anything so puny.”
This time the big Lik’em stopped, clearly intrigued.
“Oh yeah?” he asked.
“Yeah! Besh calls himself night-howler? Why, I can out-bellow him anytime, anywhere. I can make clamor that’ll rattle your gums and shake your teeth out of their sockets. I can make water rise up and stones fall from above. You want noise? I’ll give you noise!”
Would Commander Talon understand what I wanted? By sonic induction, it should be easy enough to transmit vibrations directly into the bedrock all around this chamber – something loud and awe-inspiring. It would only be a matter of timing, triggering it to coincide with my surreptitious cue. Just the sort of improvised trick I had seen the Captain pull, plenty of times.
I felt a moment’s triumph from the facial expressions of Besh and the others. Clearly, bravado and bluster were components of Lik’em character, part of how they sorted out their own pecking order. Now to back up my bravado with something that would turn them into jibbering converts, eager to help me any way they could.
“Right!” I took a step forward, brandishing a fist. “I’ll make these rock walls tremble with such a din, you’ll think the world is ending!”
The Lik’ems stared at me, wide-eyed and nervously expectant.
Seconds passed, measured by the slow plinking of condensation droplets, falling unhurriedly into a nearby puddle. With each “plunk” my heart sank. Where was Talon? Why didn’t he answer, to confirm my request?
Besh blinked once. Twice. Scratching his shaggy, blond mane, he ran his tongue back and forth a few times between his tusks, making a thoughtful clicking.
He glanced at Lorg, who looked back at him and shrugged.
“Okay, I’ll bite,” Besh said, facing me once more. “What noise is it you were thinkin’ of impressin’ us with?”
“Yeah,” Lorg added, a little eagerly. “Will it hurt?”
I pressed the collar mike against my throat, with desperate urgency.
“Hurt? Why… I can make a racket that will shiver these chambers and rattle your soul! A cacophony to show you I’m nobody’s meat. It’ll petrify your very bones, shrivel your guts, shake your teeth—”
“We heard that part already,” Lorg complained, a little churlishly. I really was doing my best, under the circumstances.
“Enough!” Besh roared, setting off his own reverberations and sweeping the plate of cutlets off the table, crashing to the floor.
“Enough braggin’! Just do it, meat. Give it a shot.”
He crossed his arms, waiting.
My mind whirled. What had gone wrong? Was it a problem with my microphone or nanos? Or had something gone amiss with the Clever Gamble, in orbit?
The eyes of the Lik’em chieftain told me, I had but seconds left.
Improvise! Part of me insisted.
But I’m no demmie! Another part replied. I’m a logical Earthman!
That thought cheered me, just a little. Enough to find some saliva in my dry mouth, to wet my lips.
I brought them together… and blew.
This isn’t going to work, I thought, as I began a softshoe tap-shuffle, to my own whistling accompaniment.
Author: Jean-Philippe Martin The traveler came to our house the day before harvest, detective. I did not notice anything amiss. He said the had nothing but was willing to work, so we housed him and showed him the next day how to pack, haul, and stack the boxes of fruit. He went along fine with […]
We haven't stopped moving ahead. Nor will we. And hence, with the aim of ending a tumultuous year on a high note... very high... here's my roundup of recent space science news - and upcoming missions... and so on...
== Lots of stuff out there! ==
Asteroid 5748DaveBrin
First, here's Asteroid 5748DaveBrin, kindly named by discoverer Eleanor "Glo" Helin, back in the 20th Century. Since then, many thousands more have been tracked, but so many more must be, in order to ensure our safety (from dinosaur-killers or city-smashers) and to assay future wealth!
In an era of Big Government and Big Commercial Science, the B612* Foundation has a special niche, software-mining massive old datasets, and thusly finding and cataloguing more rocks out there than anyone!Consider B612 for your list of save the world donations!(*I am on the B612 advisory council.)
(If this is your season for general philanthropy or giving, or investing in a better tomorrow, here's my annual appeal that you consider the win-win-win of Proxy Activism!And again, do include potentially world-saving B612!)
But sure, the Big Guys will also help.
In fact, there are high hopes and expectations for the Vera Rubin (formerly Large Synoptic Survey) Telescope opening in Chile, next year. It will scan the sky in vast sweeps, comparing images from night to night, for transients and changes, discovering far more supernovas and novas, for example...
... but also possibly millions of previously undetected asteroids. See this chart provided by the Asteroid Institute and B612. Together, we are finding thousands of objects and appraising their potential to endanger our planet. Or else to make our children rich.
Even before the Vera Rubin scope commences to tally many new objects in the Kuiper belt beyond Neptune, some surprises are already emerging about that cold, dark region (of which Pluto is a part.) Astronomers have just found hints of an unexpected rise in the density of Kuiper Belt objects or KBOs, between 70 and 90 AU from the Sun. In the region between 55 and 70 AU, however, next to nothing has been found.
== So, who should do the exploring, out there? ==
Well, if you are talking about just exploring – poking at new places and doing science – then robotics wins, hands-down.
Sorry but machines are better for poking at the edges. That’s what NASA/Japan and Europe should do with respect to the Moon, instead of silly footprint stunts. For 5% of the cost of “Artemis” we could robotically seekand verify, or else (more likely) refute those tall tales of ‘lunar resources.’
But there’s another mission for astronauts – plus tourists and researchers – in space. And that is studying how humans can learn to actually live and work out there.
For the near term, that’ll entail a lot of work in Low Earth Orbit (LEO), where issues of supply, recycling and radiation safety are easier to control. And above all, we should (must!) finally build spinning facilities that can tell us (at long last) what gravity conditions humans need, in order to survive and stay healthy.
Over 60 years since Gagarin, we still haven't a clue how to answer that simple question! It’s the fascinating topic that Joseph Carroll elucidates in "What do we need astronauts for?" published in in Space Review.
He follows that up with a more detailed article, "How to test artificial gravity" - about near term missions to experiment with spinning artificial gravity (SAG), starting with a simple test using just a Crew Dragon and the upper Falcon stage that launched it. Then moving on to a highly plausible path toward making space a vastly more welcoming place.
== Looking ahead.... Future Space Missions ==
Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin plans to skip from the tiny-but-self-landing New Shepherd, leaping way past sturdy-reliable self-landing Falcon9 and triple self-landing Falcon Heavy, all the way to landing sub-Starship New Glenn on a barge. Or so they say. I guess we'll see - maybe soon.
Rocket Lab’s twin probes to study aurorae and the atmosphere of Mars were made super-inexpensively. They’ll head out there soon (NOT cheaply) on the New Glenn heavy.
Among many terrific initiatives seed-funded by NIAC (where I was an advisor for a decade), one getting attention in the New Yorker is the Farview radio telescope to be set up on the Moon’s far side. Though the article made an error in the name; it’s NASA’s Innovative & Advanced Concepts program – (NIAC). But yeah, look at the range of incredible, just-short-of-science-fiction concepts!
One of my favorite NIAC concepts of the last few years was the Linares Statite, that would hover on sunlight, way out at the asteroid belt, ready to fold its wings and dive like a peregrine falcon past the sun to catch up with almost anything, such as another 'Oumuamua interstellar visitor. Slava Turyshev's Project Sundiver has shown that you get a lot of speed if you plummet to graze just past Sol, then snap open your lightsail at nearest passage. In fact it is the best way to streak to the Kuiper Belt. And beyond!
That's just one of many potential uses of lightsails that are described - via both stories and nonfiction - in the 21st Century edition of Project Solar Sail! Revised and updated, then edited by me and Stephen W. Potts, this great new version will be featured by the Planetary Society next month!
Finally....
Beautiful images of the hot place. The ESA/JAXA BepiColombo mission has successfully completed its fourth of six gravity assist flybys at Mercury, capturing images of two special impact craters as it uses the little planet’s gravity to steer itself on course to enter orbit around Mercury in November 2026.
And an Ai piloted F-16 (with human observers) outperformed regularly piloted F-16s in tests including 'dogfights.'
My friend and former NIAC colleague-physicist John Cramer (who just turned 90; happy birthday John!) two decades ago used data from NASA’s WMAP survey to produce "The Sound of the Big Bang.” … A recent topic of Brewster Rockit!
And yeah, may you and yours... and all of us... manage to persevere... and yes thrive(!) through "interesting times."
And may we meet and party hearty eventually... out there.
Author: Stephen Dougherty The wind picked up the dust with brutal force. It ripped up the scorched land and tossed it into the never-ending night. Through the dark maelstrom, he could see what he hoped was Beacon Five through the scuffed glass of Beacon Two, its amber light scything through the burnt dust like the […]
Rational
Tim R.
observed
"When setting up my security camera using the ieGeek app there
seem to be two conflicting definitions of sensitivity. I hope
the second one is wrong, but if it's right, I really
hope the first one is wrong."
"That's what happens when you use a LLM to write your date
handling code!" crowed an anonymous Errordian. "Actually, it is
interesting that they store dates as days since the beginning
of the current Julian period."
Sarcastic
Michael P.
grumped
"Oh, shoot. I hope I can find time to charge my doorbell
before it dies. I guess Google Home takes a much longer
view of time than us mere humans."
"Hello To You Too!" cheered
Simon T.
when he happened on this friendly welcome. Not really. What he really said was
"We all love a hello world, but probably not on almost the front page of a national system."
Maybe, maybe not.
Mathematician
Mark V.
figures Firefox's math doesn't add up.
"Apparently my browser has cached 17 Exabytes of data from YouTube - on my 512GB laptop.
That's some serious video compression!" Technically, it depends on the lighting.
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It’s difficult to understand why the Australian cricket authorities decided to stage the third Test of the current series against India in Brisbane, a city known for its rain and storms in December and early January.
For some strange reason, the powers-that-be gave the first Test to Perth, a venue that normally stages a match later in the series, especially when there are five Tests against the one country.
What resulted in Brisbane was something of a disaster. Play was restricted to 13.2 overs on the first day and thereafter rain was the winner on every day except the second. It spoiled what could have been a tight game.
Brisbane is normally a venue that favours Australia due to the pitch supporting pace. Australia has won there more often that not; after the home team lost to the West Indies in 1988-89, it took them until 2021 to lose a game at the ground. That was to India.
In January 2024, the West Indies recorded an eight-run win, something totally unexpected.
Australian authorities have chosen Brisbane as the venue for the first Test because it gives the home team an advantage. Losing right at the start of the series tends to drive crowds away.
But despite all these factors, Perth hosted the first Test. Surprisingly, India won that game and by 295 runs too.
That Australia won in Adelaide was no surprise; the pink ball and the day-night Tests have always favoured the Australians.
And then we had Brisbane where a total of just 216 overs were bowled over the five days. Rain, bad light and at times the threat of lightning interrupted play all the time.
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